What’s the dirtiest thing a woman has ever said or done with you?

had a short-term mommy GF who could lactate. she insisted I call her mom while I blew my load in her. wasn't worth the drama. I'm a degenerate but overall sane, this bitch was bonkers

>What’s the dirtiest thing a woman has ever said or done with you?
a nigger tongued my anus kek

>politics

>she was 22 at the time..

How did it feel when he blew air into your asshole?

The stench of the queef that comes after has to be the stuff of legends.

fuck why is this so hot

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From my experience women have no desires, they are merely ok with anything so long as their needs are satisfied

I find it hilarious that women complain of domestic violence and such yet I have never had a girl complain when I slap them or spit on their face during sex

>"Imagine the smell"

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Yes goys! Be afraid! Hate white women. Believe our cherry picked degeneracy examples. Let Tyrone and Jamal impregnate them. Just play vidya. Women are too much trouble!

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Too many to pick from so I'll just choose the most recent. Met a girl on whisper, had her come over, tied her up, beat the shit out of her for about an hour, then she licked my ass and gave me a rusty trombone until I rolled her over and fucked her ass until she could hardly breathe.

wait until one of those skanks wants something she thinks you have

Simultaneously fingered her vagina and asshole while eating her out, got some shit on my finger so I whiped it on her thigh and then we kept fucking

We dated for another year

hopefully nothing. most people on pol are unmarried.

Sucked my dick in a church parking lot.

It wasn’t that bad because it was a weekday during the day, and church wasn’t in session, we just stopped in the first parking lot we saw.

Also I ate a girls ass. I’ve done anal. I have never done anything to disgusting.

One slut I fucked sort of half bragged about how much cum she’d swallowed. That grossed me out.

>Be me at first job
> White
> 17
> Roastie Co-worker tries to seduce me
> Tells me she was gangbanged by 5 guys
> Asks if interested
> Look at her with disgust
> Tell her she's a whore
> Get called to HR
> Tell HR manager what she said to me
> HR Manager says she's a whore
> Go back to work
> Roastie gets fired for sexual harassment

true story

>omfg you fags don't talk about girls here!

Nothing. I am chaste

>or current events

>Also I ate a girls ass
Guy who had a nigger tongue his anus here. That's fucking disgusting, you freak

>she gave me a rusty trombone
I can tell you know what you're talking about

toss up with my exboyfriend
1. wanted me to call him my babygirl and pretend i was the dad and he wasthe 6 year old girl
2. begged me for throatfucking then threw up on my dick.

2. wasn't that bad, the 1st one made me half mast inside his cunt when he brought it up, but i figured in for a penny

If this is up buy the time I solve the minimum 7.5 captcha puzzles....

>I'll say it...

>I swear to God I'll say it...

F U C K

>*CLAP, CLAP*

JANNIES

>*CLAP, CLAP*

DO YOUR JOB YOU PIECE OF SHIT, FREE WORKING, HOT POCKET FACE STUFFING, PIMPLE PICKING *cuck*

Lads I have licked plenty of ass but I have never done anal. Apparently I have too big a dick. What do I do? I wanna try it ;___;

Only hot if it left a streak

You’re right. Everyone get back to your regularly scheduled programming of predicting the world will end with no evidence and Don’t forget we have another 2 nigger hate threads in an hour.

>HR took the side of a white male
Wow

I was drunk and I still jack off to the memory sometimes.

Feels good man.
>ass licked
>cock stroked
And on top of it you're degrading her and putting her in her place.

3 of my exgirlfriends have tossed my salad. I must fart carne asada because 2 were Mexican

Everything you’ve done sexually is more disgusting than anything I’ve ever done degenerate.

>His cunt
Are you gay... I’m so confused

Once whilst mid bang a chick said how much bigger my dick was comparatively to my roommates, I was unaware they even knew each other

>Jew thread
Tsk tsk rabbi, we're not the sort of degenerate scum like the kind you influence. This is Jow Forums

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You ever fuck chicks as the token gay guy?

Touched my penis. Gross.

dude the police report said it was an old jewish man

based

that idiot is probably blowing it in deeper

A girl I met off CL, when they still had "casual encounters", let me bust a nut on her face at a public park. Lucky we didnt get caught that day.

bang a faggot, nigger

one of my exes was a squirter. she rode me facing away while we sat on the stairs leading to her basement. she lifted off me when she came and sprayed all over the steps. later her daughters walked up and down those steps barefoot while the wood was still damp.

not sure if dirtiest but surely disturbed me
>on bus
>headphones on , totally immersed
>feel sharp pain in my back
>fuckit.jpg
>turn around
>some girl is poking me with a syringe
>"oh sorry user i must've slipped "
> quickly leaves as the bus has stopped
>other girl on the bus told me she has already taken some of my blood
>get out to follow her , nowhere to be found
i still think about it to this day

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14 years old with a 13 year old girl behind a bingo hall. She pulled down my pants and as she put my cock in her mouth she said "I want to swallow your spunk". I have never been able to come through oral sex since.. and boy has many a girl tried.

What's the sauce on this?

Had a girl post some shit on reddit for me once, had to break it off a week later. Just couldnt look her in the eye.

>exgf riding me on her moms kitchen counter
>like 10 seconds away from cumming
>she slams down super hard and rips my foreskin on the frenlum
>instantly start bleeding like id been shot while still inside her pussy
>start cuming instantly and completely freeze in total pain
>"wow you sure came alot"
>lifts off me and a pint of blood and cum pour out all over the counter
>grab my dick to try and stop the bleeding, completely immobilized in burning pain
>gf is sobbing and running for the phone
>right at that moment hear the front door close and her moms high heels clicking on the hard wood floor

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She would say "i need to eat my breakfast", proceed to dip my dick in yogurt and blow it. She loved to dip my benis in all sorts of things. Her blueberry starbucks drinky, wine glasses, twinkies (no joke).

She'd get aroused when she made me eat my pre seminal liquid, she would put some on her index finger and take it to my mouth. She would rub one of her huge tits on it and offer it to me. She would also just take it to her mouth and proceed to wet kiss me.

She would tease me by saying things like "mmm it's time to take a nice shit".

She would play with my ass non stop. Rimming, fingering, putting dildos up there.

She would take watch her granny gifted her, one of those silver/golden citizens, and wrap it around my dick and suck it. She loved wrapping things around it. She would masturbate me with a flashlight and suck on the flesh light, mouth wide open.

She would buy lots of condoms even if we never used them to fuck. She liked me filling them with piss and have the piss filled balloons laying on the bed while we kept playing.

She'd get two fancy wine glasses, made me fill them, and then she would make a toast, each one of us raising and clinking our glasses.

She always insisted to join me in the bathroom anytime I'd piss. She would kneel one side of the toilet and catch my urine with her mouth, then she would stick her hand inside the toilet, get some piss, and rub it on my cock.

She would fap me in public. Long trips on bus were the best. We would sit on the back, and she would just stroke me for hours. If the bus was emptier she'd get my cock out and jack it.

Whenever she sucked me, she would blow her cheeks and ask me to pinch them with my fingers, kind of like popping a balloon. I miss that.

This is only a mere fraction of the kinky universe my ex created for me. Everything I typed happened. Sadly, not only she was insane sexually, she is literally insane. I still dedicate her many fapouts.