We here at Jow Forums would like to remind you, Australia is a penal colony, only. Please, keep off of Jow Forums because, well, your not European enough. That’s what we mean when we say ‘ausfag-user.
Jackson Sanders
Aus/pol/ is a Christian general.
Christopher Evans
>your not European enough I bet you're from France - the most "European" country in Europe.
Caleb Gutierrez
>Christian Soz user. Australia is very irreligious.
Wyatt Ward
Need to fill in all boxes Make sure Labour and Liberal are the last 2 numbered
Lol... if everyone did it, we'd still end up labor or liberal. Just draw a cock on it. Dont give them your consent.
Oliver Carter
I remember someone complaining about people wearing sombreros in public. Now whenever I think about it I just remember that we have the highest skin cancer rates in the world and I'm not going to risk being a statistic.
Have like 15 sombreros and a few chinese straw hats
I'd recommend a good pair of mountaineering sunglasses, too. 365 days of sun is intense.
Lincoln Clark
Nah this time its all last
If everyone did it, we would have a party about half way down the list
Andrew James
JUSTED AS WELL BOI!!!!
Julian Cox
I always used to forget to put sunblock on, but now I'm getting a lot stricter. I have a big tub of it in my car so if it's a 30 degree day (86F) I just put it on straight away.
Andrew Miller
Skin cancer is fucking no good. Shit metastasizes so quick and ends up in your bones, lungs or brain
40 year old bloke I'm working with had his leg amputated above the knee and now has months to live
I didn't used to wear sunscreen, and then I got really, really badly burnt like 3-4 times so now I try and put it on all the damned time. I remember it being kinda taught to me "nah sunscreen is just for little kids". Now I understand that's fucking stupid.
Jackson Bailey
man that sucks. cancer is fucking fucked. >Now I understand that's fucking stupid yeah, not wise, especially when it reaches a billion degrees in some cities during summer.
There's actually quite a few of us in aus/pol/ who post regularly
Carter Wright
>>Australian government ignored refugee transfer advice from its own doctors for up to five years Everyone knows if they change this shitskins will cut themselves up to try get to the mainland. If they need medical attention so bad they should go back to their own country to get it.
Daniel Campbell
Favourite pub? What's the one that got redone recently with the fucking incredible fish and chips?
Joshua Jackson
>a billion degrees What wont kill you in Oz? The drinking water? If you can, check the UV index. It's usually highest from 12-3pm.
Mason Sanchez
> facesofmeth.jpg
yeah, that is true. i'm here all the time. this board is like a second home for me on the internet.
Lucas Roberts
Akubra mate, territory for a more trad aussie style or a woomera
Adrian Long
no idea. is it in the city? i haven't been there in ages. I used to love hanging out at the crown and anchor, worldsend on hindley street and the exter
Jack Mitchell
>tfw found 2 girls from work on tinder
ive already bantered one of them to death about it, but the other one doesnt know and shes younger and way cuter. how would i approach this without giving her shit about it?
You got a lot of poofters down that way though. Heard you blokes like stick your cocks up eachothers assholes to keep cool during summer. That's pretty fuckin gay m8.
Xavier Martin
Oh shit son you Brisbane too?
Isaiah Hernandez
>>Australia has world’s highest rates of invasive melanoma Australia seriously is too white. We need more fucking melanin to stop us from dying all the time,
Just walk past her and sniff and say "what smells like burning coal?"
Camden Cox
i don't drink much at the port. most of the pubs suck. but i forget the name of one of them I did like to go to, they produced their own beer, a street away from the cop shop. fucking top stuff.
Kayden Roberts
Yeah, that one, forgotten what it's called. Anyway I think it's the port admiral? Get the fucking fish and chips.
Julian Richardson
everything kills you in australia, but the water is fine. ah the admiral eh? nice. I will go there on the weekend and check it out.
Nolan Edwards
Why does aus/pol/ hate Sydney and Melbourne so much? Can't afford the rent?
god i hate wageslaving. drains all my energy for the day exact same. im going to buy sunscreen with moisturiser in it and just wear it every day regardless of the temp
And of course shes the tank on the left right? haha
Mason Collins
That's bad, but not as bad as being a Roosters supporter
Noah James
that's what i would have done if i ran this country. drive these communist spies out into the desert, force them to dig their own graves, bullet to the head, send the bill for the cost of the bullet, transportation and shovel to their family.
Easton White
>works full time >has mutt kid with probably autism during spare time >basically shouldn't even be dating
Wyatt Carter
>turned 28 two months ago >tfw still havent been to europe and/or the americas
you have all your life to go to these shithole nations. and nothing beats Australia - EVER. stop crying and grow a pair of testicles.
Justin Garcia
What have you been doing in your 20s, mate?
Jackson Morales
Sydney is pretty shit. Trains are packed out, parking is extortion, if you can find one. Insanely expensive, people are quite rude and a lot of people their are pretty fake, blue collar workers seem alright but they arent usually Australian
Definitely not moving there any time soon. I dont think I need to say much about Melbourne.....
Brayden Sanders
>We here at Jow Forums would like to remind you, Australia is a penal colony, only. Please, keep off of Jow Forums because, well, your not European enough.
Why do Jews do this? That's the dumbest fucking thing I've heard.
Jayden Jackson
finished uni at 23, and spent the rest of my 20s unemployed. finally started saving once i got a job (albeit a shit one) and dont know if i should put off buying a house over going travelling.
You live in the best country in the world cunt. Stop being a poof. You sound like a Instagram whore
Jacob Flores
when I went to sydney for the first time a few years ago, I was absolutely shocked by the amount of homeless people in the city, on every street corner.. either begging or sleeping. never seen that level of homelessness on aussie streets before. was an eye opener. I wouldn't live there but I wouldn't mind going back to visit again.
Logan Harris
>finished uni at 23, and spent the rest of my 20s unemployed
what did you study?
Isaiah Foster
Really cheap wings on Mondays too iirc
Anyway, put in for a couple of jobs at the Natural History Museum in the Caliphate of Londonistan. First one I must have got knocked back by the computer because within a couple of hours I got a no back, second job though I haven't yet, so I reckon I've passed the fitst hurdle.
Connor Sanchez
that doesnt really help me my man. everyone recommends going travelling in your 20s
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Luke Jackson
Head in every now and then. Get the train up and browse some of the high end stores and might go the casino. I cant imagine actually living there let alone paying through the ass to live there
Joseph Miller
>Caliphate of Londonistan my sides. kek >so I reckon I've passed the fitst hurdle very nice. good luck with that, user.
Jordan Thompson
I unironically only went west of the blue mountains for the first time at age 22, which was only a few years back
Travelling is a meme for upper middle class or a necessity for immigrants to go see family members. Go down to south coast nsw if you want to see pretty shit
Lincoln Ward
>I cant imagine actually living there let alone paying through the ass to live there yeah, same. i'm quite happy living in adelaide. it's quiet and not such a madhouse.
Bentley Roberts
Have you been to all the states yet?
Jack Mitchell
>I was absolutely shocked by the amount of homeless people in the city, on every street corner.. either begging or sleeping. never seen that level of homelessness on aussie streets before. was an eye opener
Can't they get Centrelink?
Colton Sullivan
havent been to NT or SA. will eventually go to SA since my brother lives there
Joseph Wilson
>tfw still havent been to europe and/or the americas
How much money would be needed to travel to Europe or America?
Ayden Barnes
no idea at this point. i know alot of people who have done both though so ill probably be able to get an estimate
Jackson Gray
This, I'm not living in the city currently but if I were going to live in a state capital it would be Adelaide or Hobart
Cheers, I've been doing a bit of museum work so I figure it's only a matter of time before I get enough experience that I can target international jobs. Frankly though I don't have enough saved up yet to feel comfortable doing international work just yet.
Gavin Wilson
Yeah, probably get dsp and ndis too
Its schizophrenia, terrible illness. Might not be actually getting any money because they dont have a bank account
(Now here's where I start earning my flag). Basically, you need a fixed address to get Centrelink. The thing about being homeless is, you don't have a fixed address. Plenty of those guys are just panhandlers with actual homes, no shit, but plenty of them aren't either. And Centrelink isn't as easy to get as it was 20 years ago, either - libs and labor have taken turns fucking up the dole to the point where regular people have to jump hoops to get it, or you miss one meeting (that they text you to a phone number you might not have, the day before) and you lose it for a fortnight.
The other thing is, because the dole payment hasn't gone up in 25 years (inflation's wrecked it), there's people who get it who can afford a house but, because they can't get a job (drugfucked, mentally ill, kids to look after, whatever), they don't really have any other way to make money. There's also people who couchsurf from a shelter to a mate's place to a shelter etc. for ages, and don't have any kind of solid life. Whole thing's fucked.
Even Canberra's got homeless now - old joke: back in my day the homeless were just APS grade 2 they paid to make the place look like a city.
Gabriel Ramirez
Plus sunscreen reduces aging of the skin. Look at any old wine aunt. Her face, cleavage, and arms (especially shoulders) are fucked, but the rest of her skin under her clothes is relatively good.
Thomas Fisher
>because they dont have a bank account
What's stopping them from getting a bank account?
Aaron Davis
Banks need a bunch of ID. You reckon old mate schizo has his birth certificate, driver's licence he's not eligible for, and credit card (which he couldn't get because see above) just hanging around in his nicked shopping trolly?
Caleb Cooper
nah centrelink requires a bunch of documents etc that the regular hobo’s might not have easy access too. Don’t believe the hype, welfare is for those between jobs, and useless cunts who don’t belong in workplace anyway.
Nolan Morgan
They are literally crazy
Probably 90% of homeless people are suffering from a serious mental illness, schizophrenia reduces cognitive ability and the way you perceive the outside work, as well as potentially giving you physchosis. They arent functioning on a level to understand the rigramole of getting a dsp
Nolan Perry
best to see all of Australia before you branch out and waste all of your money to see tourist attractions that have pretty much become theme parks.
Evan James
yeah, there's that, and there's people that refuse all kinds of help, even centrelink, and live rough as hell. many years ago in adelaide, there was a homeless guy that never washed and was all kinds of fucked up. when they helped him out they found on him thousands of dollars. but he was just mentally gone he didn't know what he was doing, so the money was no use. he needed treatment at hospital more than anything. turned out he was quite wealthy. funny how life works out, no matter how much cash you have.
Juan Wood
They're willingly homeless cunt. They literally choose to live that way.
Yeah, typically hits you in your early 20's. If you dont get sorted on medication it can really turn you from normal into a complete mess thinking you're on a different planet or hearing voices that tell you that you are the messiah
Matthew Young
4 packets of mi goreng noodles here. yep, quite right.
