GUIDELINES:

Where do I register my gf? Where is the DMV for gfs?

You sure know a lot about relationship dynamics for a loner virgin who has never been in one. Please. Spill more of your wisdom on us.

just broke up with my gf of 5 years idk what to do she broke up with me do to not being comfortable anymore

>Do guys really just want sex only?
No. If that were true why wouldn't I just spend all my money on prostitutes?
>I just find it hard to believe that you're all just heartless monsters that just fake doing things for any other reason than sex.
You are smart.

Maybe that's what they think you want.

Could be but hey, you never know, there might be some lonely nice girls on there.

what’s the best way to seduce a man with a girlfriend? no need for moralfags to answer, i already know what you’re going to say.

It'll make him stop wasting his time.

What a way to generalize an entire population.
Tell me, are you self-aware of your misandry?

Should I be honest and tell him that he’s the only guy I’m interested in, even if he doesn’t reciprocate?

It would make me mad jealous if I liked you, but it would also seem like you're a thot that fucks around. Id probably try to sleep with you as well, but then cut contact because I dont date whores.

tl;dr just tell him you like him lmao

>will lying to someone I find attractive about how I snort a new dick weekly make him interested in me?
Just be honest and drop hints like a normal person.

>will he just think I’m a slut?
This, obviously. Men don't give a shit about your dating "success", they're wired to be competitive. All you'd do is piss a man off by saying how many guys you're going out with. I can't speak for the horny degenerates here, but I'd simply be disgusted. So no, it wouldn't work, and you'd be best served if you stopped thinking that men have the same motivations as women.

It's not a difficult thing to deduce. People talk about """sexual needs""" all the time in dating, and any girl who is waiting will tell you how many times she's bailed on when she says so. Would you stay with a girl for 1-3 years without being able to use her body? If you would, congratulations, you're a rarity in these degenerate times. Further, if you fall into that group, please do contribute where my own limited experience isn't enough.

He has told me that he has feelings for me but still won’t ask me out and I guess.. I don’t know. He knows I’m a virgin and that I like him and it feels like he takes for granted that I’m going to wait for him forever sometimes. He even jokes about having dibs on me. I was kind of hoping by flirting with other guys or going on a couple dates, it would make him realize that other guys are interested and he needs to make his move or risk losing me. But actually the thought of being with anyone but him repulses me. :(

You seem shallow, vapid, and rude.

Why does Hitler post exactly what I'm thinking?

Because everyone, including me and you, is Hitler samefagging. :DDDDD

He sounds like an autist, or at least that's how you wrote it. Tell him you want to go out with him, ask him out yourself.

You should ask him on a date.

He's not going to realize. Ask him out.

Because Jow Forums is one person, obviously.

*eye roll*

You're worse than a feminist.

Explain this Hitler
How much older is too old for a girl in a relationship? An older girl is flirting with me. She's 5yrs older.

Girls don't want guys that want love, so obviously we're not gonna flaunt it.

>There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
Why do women have to lie? There is a clear pattern of preference among females that is well documented. No woman wants a turbo manlet/ dicklet like me, so stop lying and stop giving me false hope, it’s just cruel.

>No woman
There's some, they're kinda weirdos though.

Where are they? Show me pictures of a girl with a 5’1” guy; No-one has succeeded yet

All I know is that there's gfd girls with some kind of obsession with "cute and smol" guys. Yes that includes smol dicks.

A specific number won't cover everything. Does she seem like a good woman? Does she share your values? Those are the things you should be concerned with first and foremost.
Statistically, relationships with a small age gap (within 2 years, I believe) do the best, and typically the man will be older, but other factors will obviously play a role.

The average male height in Indonesia is 5'2".

Well I don’t live there I live there and I hear it’s a shithole and I doubt I could acquire the funds to journey there anyways, but thanks I’ll keep that in mind

>Do guys really just want sex only? I just find it hard to believe that you're all just heartless monsters that just fake doing things for any other reason than sex
No. I mean, in highschool maybe, but that's the power of hormones. After highschool I wanted a relationship like most guys actually do. There's no way I could deal with being with someone just for sex, it would be so boring and awful. Sex is fun of course but I also want to have other mutual interests and enjoy that persons company.

Relationships really are like being best friends but with a little extra added in. My gf is pretty much my best friend.

>has never been in a relationship
>gives dating advice and insight

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Maybe that’s true, maybe it’s not. I don’t know how many of those girls exist so it’s doubtful that I will ever encounter any in my life, but then again we do have the power of the internet. I want to hope and believe but I also don’t want to hold on to false hopes

>the jealousy game
That's for thots and guys don't like shitty games like this.

Because of the NPC hivemind.

call me a romantic, but what I want from a relationship is a companion that will support me and stay by my side through thick and thin
I also want somebody who will be a good mother to my children
the ability and willingness to have sex is important, but only because it's how you make babies
I have no interest in women that I don't see as marriage candidates

Hey I'm trying to find resources for my husband on how to give a good spanking. Anyone got some places to look into?

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Thanks

CEASE.

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>hasn't been shot
>talks about gun safety

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Based and cavepilled

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Just let him do what he wants and you can figure it out together. Jesus

The OP isn’t saying general trends don’t exist, it’s more of a “even if you’re a fucking weirdo there’s some other weirdo out there.”

I respect Hitler, it’s good that they are another conservative voice in these threads, but sometimes we disagree

Just be yourself. If he likes who you are and how you look, it will work out. Be honest about your interest if it’s approriate. I hate to admit it but dating is much easier if you’re female. There’s less you have to get right, just stuff you need to avoid doing wrong.

>lol ur just a virgin

Yea and someone who hasn’t actually had any self control or waited for the right person would literally have zero idea what that experience is like or what he relationship is like once you do find that person, which I have.

No, and get new female friends/stop listening to your bitter mother
If you are only interacting with guys who just want sex then that’s what you’ll see. Are you specifically exposing yourself to these guys?
Also even guys who want love and commitment don’t necessarily want it with you, and they always have a drive to have sex. If they think there’s a chance you’ll give it to them and they’re not waiting for marriage they’re going to go for that chance. It doesn’t mean they only want sex, they just know they can get it from you, and they’ll find love in some other woman.

By living life. There’s not a real good shortcut. You could be one of those rare guys who meets his wife on a dating website but honestly every meeting of a future husband and wife is chance.

They exist, they just aren't going to be more attractive than you.

"basted" is a better word at the moment
but not even booze can get her out of my head
why do we have to be subjected to love, this is torture

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>just stuff you need to avoid doing wrong.

such as?

Such as not trying to get a guy's interest by making him jealous. Most guys I know are ready to give up at the slightest signal you aren't interested because they're concerned about being labelled creeps or coming across as one of those guys who can't take a hint.

Don't be fat, don't play mind games, don't cheat, don't substitute vague hints and the silent treatment for actual communication.

Men have limited tolerance for the games that most women seem to like to play. We put up with it but rarely are we actually interested in playing because it's not how we're used to communicating.

Not being fat, cruel, or simply not engaging with him so he couldn’t have a chance at interacting with you.

Why do women have boobs?

So you got something to look at while you're talking to them.

c'mon...you seriously dont know?

How in the fuck does anyone get a gf? I don't understand

>meet girl
>like girl
>girl likes you
>>hey do you want to hang out some time?
>hang out a few times
>get closer
>>I want to take you out on a proper date
>go out on a couple of dates
>>I think we should make our relationship official, does that suit you too?
>she agrees
>you are now bf/gf
>you change your facebook status to in a relationship and your grandma tries to start a general conversation about your life in the comments

>>girl likes you

Women can actually reproduce via asexual budding up to twice by shifting nutrients to a breast, letting it grow a nervous system and limbs, and then detaching it to live as a genetic clone of its progenitor. The word is that Ashkenazi Jews perfected this practice in medieval Augsburg, and they used this to weather the plague after they spread the disease to the townsmen. Good Christians don't engage in it, so most won't see it in public.

What's not to understand man?

Be likeable, be interesting, be funny, don't be fat or ugly or too short. You won't hit it off with every woman you meet, and even among the ones you do hit it off with not all of them will feel the same way or be available.

MOMMY ME WANT MILKIES

I am kind of overweight but the guy I like genuinely doesn’t seem to see it or care. He’s always saying how pretty, beautiful, sexy and cute, etc. I am. He does accuse me of playing mind games but it’s honestly not my intention and I don’t know how to stop?

>how to stop?

Say what you want and mean what you say. Contrary to popular belief, guys are not automatically turned off by girls who are up front with their intentions. It's frankly a huge relief to be around a girl who doesn't throw out random shit tests just to see how you handle it because she's feeling like you haven't met her quota for attention. A guy who already likes you will continue to like you even if you are direct.

I've gotten girls to like me. I have a lot of positive qualities. I know I'm not ugly. I just can't seal the deal, dunno why

If you want actual help you're going to have to be way less vague than "can't seal the deal."

What's going wrong? Are you actually getting rejected, or are you never making moves, what is the problem point?

>inb4 I don't know what the problem is or I wouldn't be asking
You have some idea or at least a few theories about what you're doing wrong.

>don't be fat or ugly or too short.
Shit

Girls, what is it like knowing that at any given moment you could make yourself 10x more sexually desirable just by shaving your pubes and putting on a thong? The work of minutes would make you desirable to a large percentage of men.

If you have compatible personalities she will like you. If you are a depressive sack of shit you’re not even compatible with yourself much less anyone else

That demographic of men isn't the one they should be catering to.
Only their husbands should see what she's wearing there, and the kinds of men that want a plastic bimbo are not the ones to make good husbands.

Kind of grossed out. I do not want most men. I also think men have a huge problem with settling too easily and being ruled by their dick. It just bites them in the ass when they end up with a crazy keying their car or knocking up some girl they don’t want to stay with, or dating a hot but horribly cruel female. Men should have higher standards, but they’re too desperate in general.
Women are choosy because they have a lot to choose from of course, but objectively nothing is better than something bad.

This, thanks Hitler.
In many ways it’s easier for women in our society, but too many men think that women being able to get whatever random dude they want is somehow a good thing or helpful to them. What is truly needed by each person is someone they will love and make a family with, and that isn’t easy for anyone to find, especially with this sort of sex war.

Sort of fair to say, sort of not.

Men wish we could have high standards, but it's a situation where the market dictates your value and most of us don't have a lot of choice most of the time. There's been a couple of times in my life where I've had the option to choose between multiple girls, but by and large that hasn't been the case and you kind of just end up with the people you end up with, and turning down the chance for a happy relationship on the idea that you personally think you can do better is a great way to continue to be single and lonely.

Also I like hot but mean girls because they can keep up with my sense of humour. Of course it's true that it bites me in the ass later, but it's good while it lasts.

>men have a huge problem with settling too easily
I can say this exact same thing about women that go out with assholes. All women want to be treated like shit. Are you upset? Do you even understand?

You'll have to tell me your definition of 'assholes' before I can decide whether or not to take your post seriously.

I’m not upset, and I’m not sure what you want me to understand. That women all go out with assholes? I’d actually say yes but I think we use the term assholes differently.

Women all want self confidence. This can take the form of a great dude with 0 self esteem issues who can say no to her, isn’t desperate for her attention, doesn’t need a woman, etc. The guy who treats her like shit also is showing in a twisted way he isn’t dependent on her.

>before I can decide whether or not to take your post seriously.
But you taking the post seriously isn't relevant, as yours sound the same. Why should I take your post seriously, are you fucking memeing? Ive been able to resist settling with thots for years now, and so did my friends. Fuck are you talking about?

The user you’re responding to isn’t the one who wrote that post. It’s also fair to say that it’s difficult to reply to a post when you don’t know what the poster means.
Saying men generally are quick to settle isn’t comparable to saying all women date assholes.
Settling is something that’s more easily understood than what you think makes an asshole. There’s too many ““”nice guys””” who thinks men that don’t worship women are assholes.

Sorry for the confusion, I'm a different poster. Asking for you definition of assholes because of this >There’s too many ““”nice guys””” who thinks men that don’t worship women are assholes.

>thong
I don't know about other guys but I really don't like how thongs look at all. They're not sexy imo.

>objectively nothing is better than something bad.
Single males have a proven shorter lifespan. Some settle just to keep on living or to just not come home alone at night.

Being alone might also turn you into a warped minded bitter weirdo like LiterallyHitler.

Agreed.

>definition of assholes
Im a broken man after a night shift so I'll sum it up. Guy that doesnt pay much attention, takes his girl for granted, lets out anger on her often etc etc

Clearly this isn't true and not all girls date these dudes and that's why I compared it.

Disagreed.

>Single males have a proven shorter lifespan.
The kinds of women that make for shitty relationships aren't the ones you can build a lasting marriage with--you might not be single when you shack up with crazy, but you will be eventually.

I assure you my bitterness is separate from being single. If there was somebody who shared my views (just a friend, even), that would take some of the burden of being pissed at everything away, but it wouldn't change my views themselves. I've always been neurotic, too.

A shorter lifespan without knowing that I intentionally settled is preferable to me.
LiterallyHitler seems fine.

If you’re not a socialist I’ll be your friend

>LiterallyHitler seems fine
Thanks, but pic related. Neuroticism is one of my defining traits.
Does National Socialism count?

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This.
And why does it matter anyway if you have a shorter lifespan? Life isn't a competition of who gets to the oldest age. And buses are filled with smelly old wrinkly women, I'd rather be dead by the time I become another old smelly guy.