IQ Tests

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t. Coping high IQ brainlet who is so fucking lazy it doesn't matter, desu probably not high IQ, but I have an above average penis size so I win

>Are IQ tests bullshit?
Some are. Did you do yours on the internet, or did you sit down and have a psychologist give you a booklet to fill out? That's not a clear cut indication, but it's a pretty good one. Real IQ tests give repeatable results and accurately measure general intelligence.

>Are they jewish
Marilyn Monroe was reported to have a 168
so yeah jewish bullshit.
lots of blue pilled academics and celebrities with "high IQ"
Absolute NPCs

Yeah, my mom told me I was special too, user. Then one day I grew up and realized that 7 billion other people were told the same shit by their own parents.

Be what you can accomplish and leave this faggotry behind you. Decide what you want out of life and go get it. Quit looking for validation because the world is not your cuddly mommy.

Shill me a good iq test pls

test.mensa.no/

you're a retard if 99 or less, you are not.
Chill out germfag

You don't want to participate in this shitshow do you user? One day you're gonna have to face someone.
>be them
>"hey user, why did you play the game?"
>be you
>"I don't know kid, I don't know"

Do a real test you kek and post your Mensa card otherwise gtfo.

>Are IQ tests bullshit?
Yes.

There's a reason both Hitler and Stalin banned them.

That was one of the few (not the only one) that I did a few weeks ago.

Fuck off kike we all know those kike (((IQ studies))) only tested your college grads, making it kike lie #5478957492544 out of infinity. Pissrael's average IQ is less than the US and we have WAY WAY WAY more niggers and spics than you have arabs, who are above niggers and spics in IQ to begin with.
How do you not realize that you fully deserve the genocide breathing down your neck you fucking evil piece of shit

115IQ weird flex but OK

99 just puts you below average not retarded

OP focus on getting your crystalline knowledge up to scratch. I'd much rather hire someone who has a full-working knowledge than some brainlet child who I'm a genius.... insert here

113 iq on this one. Jesus they are so fucking boring to do

they're real science. i literally had to study them and the science behind them for years to get my masters. you're good too. 115 is the top third of the distribution, not to mention it can fluctuate 15 points in either direction during adolescence so depending on how old you are and when you were tested it could be as high as 130 and at worst your around average intelligence.

I feel your pain, but worry not, it might go up in the future. My IQ used to be 118 and now it's 123. I just want to find a way to get above 130 so I can join Mensa for the lolz.

Don't let IQ bother you. I have like 70 iq and run a successful small e-commerce business. My dad also is probably low iq and also owns a pretty large hr company. Btw Richard Branson owner of Virgin also a brainlet with 80 iq. He still balling in the muni. Cash cash nigga, cash cash. Cash = high iq

I also failed school and was labeled as an Autist. Doesn't stop you from being successful. Unless you below 6ft and low iq, recommended suicide tbf, that's what matter at end of day. Your height. Never met a business guy successful below 6ft. There are exceptions though. Remember . Cash = king. Do your thing fellow brainlet

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I’m almost certain my dad has a fairly low iq he says some pretty retarded shit at times and I’ve never seen him read a book. He failed everything in school (despite being privately educated) except woodwork. He now runs his own joinery business and has provided really well for our family all things considered, I certainly never had to want for anything growing up.

How do you deal with the knowledge that you have the same Iq as an average Somalian ?
Honnestly it seems to be hard to live with this.

any pure german has an iq of 120+ you must be a kanake brainlet that belongs hanged in the city walls

t. 145 mensa chad

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That’s not too bad, youre smarter than 80% of white people

No, I am 100 % German with a Danish (master race, even superior do German) roots.

But I am depressed and my ability to focus took a nosedive in the last 6 years because of that.

Please,... I am not a non-German...

Bra your masters was in poo poo ;)
Unless you are a STEM master race.

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Proof of mensa card or gtfo.

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What's up, fagg0ts.

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Well it hasn't hindered me in anyway. Maybe the remainder I have left was enough to do what needed to be done? Not really relevant to me anyway to be high IQ, I come from a family of entrepreneurs, I could understand why it would hinder me if I where to go to university, otherwise not really.

I know I'm Low IQ so I am usually the quiet or reserved type, funnily enough people take me for smart. We autists are very good at pretending to be so. And it has worked very successful so far.

>I know I'm Low IQ so I am usually the quiet or reserved type, funnily enough people take me for smart.
That along with being entrepreneurial are indicators of psychopathy.

Do you keep dead hookers in your basement

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You're not smart enough to kill yourself. You'd most likely end up losing a toe at the worst.

Have you considered a life in politics?

>135
Don't stress OP

Nope. I just don't have a sheep pack mentality. My father and his father always thought us to never follow the pack or work under the boot for others. It has been ingrained within my family to never be slaves to others. Over the decades we have managed to amass fortunes and continually support our family on venture capitalism. My family is around 90% self employed. And most of them are not high IQ, we just have a different mind set. This is what it comes down to. Mindset. As a man thinketh. Etc. People can either choose to be slaves or slave masters. And majority fall into the slave category as they are simply sheep, they never actually think they could become free in the first place due to indoctrination.

115? Shit your dumb. I got that score by answering 20 questions then just choosing C after seeing there were 80 more.

>I want to be the smartest tho.
>Everyone on Jow Forums has a complex STEM degree, a PHD, owns a business, etc.
You can do an EDTA chelation therapy for metal-induced mental deficiencies along with meditation. The meditation acts like a controlling factor for a placebo effect letting you control your bodily functions so you can concentrate on increasing something as say BNDF.

>Are IQ tests bullshit?
From the explanation of most IQ aspects correlating heavily with a similar 'G' factor -- no, is pretty accurate at least up to the 145-160 range.

>Nope. I just don't have a sheep pack mentality.
That is called anti-socialization a part of antisocial personality disorder. Of which is a theme to psychopathy

115 is really high when compared to the average of the rest of the world and pretty high compared to the average of whites. Don’t be down bud

>BNDF
*BDNF

Can confirm.
t. 134 IQ NEET

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My 6 year old daughter has a higher IQ than you. By like 20 points. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It takes a very modest man to say "I'm not smart."

In Jow Forums the vast majority of people who are going to reply to a thread like that are going to either guestimate, lie, or if they know they're not that bright and smart enough to realize they won't respond.

Keep in mind also that the majority of people aren't destined for greatness regardless of intelligence, and that often times intelligence alone won't carry. Work and dedication are needed.

>Are IQ tests bullshit?
Yes.
t.real 200 IQ (tested 115-120) theoretical genius here.

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Honestly dude, I wouldn’t identify so much with one test. You’re more than that

You wanna do a test IRL to get an accurate score. I got 115-130 on short online tests and 134 on a full IRL test.

Please... my self-esteem is already low enough...

I guess you're right, if I'm a lazy cunt I won't get far, even if I had an IQ in the 160s...

>Keep in mind also that the majority of people aren't destined for greatness regardless of intelligence, and that often times intelligence alone won't carry. Work and dedication are needed.

neeeeerrrrrr

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No. You are blessed. Happiness is easier to find for those of us that aren’t highly intelligent.

With an IQ of 115 you are smarter than roughly 85% of people user. Jow Forums is just full of people with Asperger’s syndrome.

>financial independence is a mental disorder

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That's the name. I don't write the DSM-V

But you are larping as a psychologist lol
There are a lot more factors that go into a diagnoses

>Lazy cunt

Seriously, it's a dilemma of human existence. A famous quote that floats around is it takes 10k hours to be a master of a skill. Skills are also what often matter in terms of intelligence - the ability to learn and retain. 10k hours would be about 3 years assuming 8 hours a day. 6 for 4, 12 for 2, 24 for 1. Honestly though, you'll need incredible autism to be a master anything without it taking a life time. This is also where intelligence shines - ability to learn and retain. Most other applications are dick waving.

>When you restart writing a post and don't bother rereading

iq just shows how well you can perform industrial jobs. it's just one type of intelligence

IQ is not the only thing that matters, the world is full of high IQ failures.

Your will and your work is the only thing that matters, haven't you watched any speeches of your Fuhrer?

>Everyone on Jow Forums has a complex STEM degree, a PHD, owns a business, etc.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Imagine actually believing this

That puts you above 5 entire continents of people. Especially Africa and the Americas.

haven't slept in 24 hours. Got 95th percentile when I took the test in person, but I'd gone even longer without sleeping then. Idk how sleep effects it, but I guess since this is my usual state it's accurate either way.

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Or they just lie considering how retartded some of the people here are
You are in the top 10% believe it or not

And that my friend, is why you will always be a slave. You simply follow the narrative without question and regurgitate your school textbooks.

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Learned about personality 'disorders' online. Am an engineer and own $500 in Dogecoins. step up nigga

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>can't into simple comparisons
80 IQ brainlet detected

My niece has 182 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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