Why do Americans always have to go to the bathroom and splash water on their faces?

Why do Americans always have to go to the bathroom and splash water on their faces?
What's behind this?

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k so filf yank seps youse the dunny alot becoz ay eate at chee pot lay taipain sauce nit maxe uranus bleed bloimey is saam shokkn carnt woipn n wooipn but the shit stil caarm

translation: it's humid & spicy in the USA

this

muggy as fuck, so youre face can get pretty oily as the day goes on.

It's just a movie cliche

It's called wudu. We must be clean before offering prayers.

Is this in the same category as wearing shoes inside? Or how they have a door that leads directly into the kitchen/living room and the first thing they do when they come inside is to open the fridge and take out a bottled beverage?

Just?

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and why can't americans make a toilet door that closes properly?

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We don’t want people beating off in the public bathroom. The noises they make are disgusting.

relax, bong. no one's gonna peek at your little pecker.

>We don’t want people beating off in the public bathroom.
There’s literally nothing wrong with that

That crack don't stop me

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Americans AND philipinos are filthy little faggoons. Shitting and pissing everywhere, rubbing it on walls, themselves, in the sink, storm drain,

In the 80's half the toilets didn't even have doors.

its the only way to keep the reptilians out of your mind. the water is filtered through atomized aluminum.

I do this constantly. And I whet my hair too.

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Living rent free in limeys and their derivatives heads since 1776.

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Exactly

you are speaking The Thruth. i think its supposed symbolize something. like character cleanse all the bad filth that BADMAN has done to, in this case, actress.

in reality it feels appalling. humans dont like water because we are not fish. i think.

me too
but i also wet my pubic hair

Selling out to the water Jew

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confirmed for OCD

>wets only one of your hands
>keeps the other bone dry
>doesn't let you dry one or wipe them together

welcome to hell motherfucker.

>why do Americans wash their face

A thread died for this. SAGE

interesting approach but i think uou are over anal lyzing. keep it simple my dearest friend. peace!