is there a worse fate than being a mexican?
>corrupt "society"
>incredible corrupt politicians (there are several state governors in the run)
>narco state
>need to bribe transit police just to drive to work
>Tiraderos (junkie houses) every block, there is no point to report them to the police
>manlet (at least I'm pale)
>shit paying jobs, shit pensions
>summers of 45+ ºC
>1 liter of gasoline = $1.10 usd
Build that wall.
Nuke Mexico and be done with it.
Would you rather be a poor Jew during the Holocaust?
I swear to god we should have flushed you down the toilet looking part of your country back in the 1800s, then our border would be smaller and easier to defend and we would have tons of oil fields and real estate.
Yes, because it didn’t happen. Retard.
i feel you brayan, i want to escape too but nobody likes mexicans anymore
its a failed state. nuke it.
I mean it could be worse. At least you're not African and you have food.
I will remove ur head now. tracked this.
ur not safe here.
Yes man. Being a filthy, slimy Arab mudslime.
You were cute in the 50s when all you did was work hard and make tacos, now you're lazy, cut people into taco meat, and trek hundreds of miles to ruin people's lives. Or you just shove a dildo filled with drugs into your colon from either end and hop on a plane.
>anymore
nobody ever liked you.
I blame the Yankees for not doing it. Now we have a border that's impossible to defend, and my area is getting overrun.
t. an Arizonan
>tfw mexican-american
>can CHIpost or LARP as white guy
everyone's mad as fuck. guaranteed (You)s every time
but they get to impregnate big booty Latinas on the regular
Fuck chilango subhumans. They ruined Mexico.
Being a Texan. Or a Mississippian.
Eh, at least we ain't in the middle east.
[spoiler]This is fucking depressing
You could be a Somalian or a poor White South African.
>1 liter of gasoline = $1.10 usd
That's literally a completely normal price here.
>summers of 45+ ºC
How about winters of -20..+5. And it can go from low to high in like 2 days. Stop whining about your weather.
>is there a worse fate than being a mexican?
being a nigger
Find an over weight white female online from america and then move here brother. It's the only way.
its awesome. yeah we might not have every single product available for us to buy. but we do have an inept govt and as long as you are decently well of, you have way more freedom here than in the US
1 burger shekel = almost 20 beancoins
Only good thing is visiting family and cheap hookers.
t. Acapulco
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I NEED TO GET MY FUCKING PASSPORT, I'M 15 MILES FROM TJ
Solo no olvides tener muchos hijos marrones, eso hará enojar a los bl*ncos.
I'm white and the Philippines sucks major ass.
1 burger shekel = almost 52-53 delusional coins over here. Much worse.
nah, siempre he tenido novias gringas. me imagino que mis hijos (si es que tengo) seran blanquitos
Si tus hijos son castizos, vendrías a México? Es que necesitamos más castizos.
It looks like those Krabby Patties from that Spongebob episode.
no mas de visita, naci en los EEUU y no creo que me gustaria vivir en ningun otro lugar
i would have gone to israel.................
But your government didn't artificially inflate the price by hoarding gas and selling it themselves for profit.
Your government isn't sitting on a veritable endless source of wealth, oil, precious metals, and having foreign companies take it all then resell it back to the people because that makes them more money.
Your government doesn't have rampant nepotism and useless people getting paid for nothing.
Your government isn't hiring people that go off and kidnap random innocent people so they can hold them ransom and then not give a shit about it.
Your government doesn't kill 300 students for protesting their shit just because it's the olympics and it'd look bad.
Your government doesn't drive me to drink.
Dont worry we will annex you guys if your national leaders truly totally fail and spur a social vacuum out of miserable policywork
Te entiendo. Posiblemente me mude a USA en un par de años, aunque realmente no tengo necesidad de hacerlo ahora mismo, las cosas parecen ponerse peor aquí cada vez más.
become a homeless hobo, fuck the system
do you hate being Mexican though?
This
has decidido a cual ciudad?
No, por eso duele.
plenty of pure' arabs killed. still don't care
Seriously why don't more burgers do this? Driving down here to shop is so much more cost efficient.
Posiblemente alguna ciudad mayor de Arizona. Me gustan las chicas que hay en ese estado. Además es relativamente barato.
go to canada
I used to be able to cross with only my driver's license but now they'll give me shit and tell me not to do it again.
Let's put the build the wall jokes aside for one second.
What are your politicians stance of emigration from your country? Sure they can call Trump a racist Nazi etc... But are they proud of what's happening? Don't they think that having such an influx of citizens leaving the country is just going to hurt the economy more?
Somehow I have a feeling that emigration is just convenient for them to release the pressure from all this corruption.
>need to bribe transit police just to drive to work
surely you are doing something illegal.
lmaoing at your life, sandnig
es cierto, pero tambien espero que te guste el desierto y el calor. buena suerte
we deported 2 million of you in the 1930's.
Half the problem is you fucks bred like fucking rabbits. If there was 50 million mexicans total we could have just straight annexed you and we'd have the same number of mexicans.
They don't care.
No tengo problema con el calor, he vivido toda mi vida en México.
If your a rich Mexican oligarch you are living the life of a king.
Rich Americans know this and want to emulate them by Mexifying the US. They envy the Mexican Oligarchs and their ability to get away with breathtaking levels of corruption.
Don't worry fren, we will be brothers on the Neoliberal plantation soon.
>see lightskins with western names
>they try to act white
>fool all normies
>they get rustled
>ODALE PINCHE WHEY (however the fuck you spell that)
being a flip is basically all that and worse.
>shorter than mexicans
>microdicks
>literally 86 IQ
>all other asians, even the rest of SEA, hate them
>beaner+monkey gibberish they call a "language"
its cuban
Even though spain is so shit that spaniards move to mexico for work, you still have visa free travel to spain as a mexican. I'm not sure whether that means you get to be in the rest of the EU or not, but I don't think border guards would stop you and no one can tell the difference between a mexican and an algerian in france (probably).
>things are getting worse in mexico
>better move to the USA, surely that won't further ruin things
Damn it's going to be one big domino in North America once mexicans finally bring down the US
Uh... Mexicans?
Being Brazilian
How is Sonora? I read that it's the state with the most European ancestry.
Being a shy wytboi around qts
You must live in a shitty city! Stop being miserable and go live in another town. Or stop being poor and wanting to cross to live the american dream!
Why has no one addressed OP pic? Wtf is that it looks like colored bread full of mayonnaise?
It's a jelly sandwich. Chilangos eat that shit.
WHy that is just authentic mexican food.
God damn I hate mexicans.
>le food meme
i bet japan is seething right now from not importing italians to make their pizzas
totally impossible for a japanese to just learn to make a pizza
also that looks like shit
cuisine in everywhere except white countries is usually terrible
mmm i can just taste the acid reflux
If only the cartels stop making billions of dollars without taxes and having access to illegal weapons.
Not that user, but i'd love to move to Canada. Sure it's cucked but at least you have an actual quality of life.
My skills? digital art and a shit CompEng degree. Art is not a real job (and is 99% networking) and pajeets have made my formal education into a meme that can be outsourced for 1/5th the price. If you use the "express entry" program questionnaire, they outright ask you for 30,000CAD, which means saving up 6~7 years even with a low-mid management work in any industry.
Send help.
>Nothing but carbs and sodium
This has to be 12,000 calories.
>Canada
What's with this meme among mexicans on internet? Canada sucks, people who moved there come back talking shit about canashit, there is a reason there aren't 37 million mexicant's already there.
t. nigger kike with proxy
>cuisine in everywhere except white countries is usually terrible
Spoken like someone who has never left their hometown.
>Canada sucks,
Yeah that is why we call it Mexico north.
i've been all around yurop and the most garbage food i've tasted is mudmanoid kebabs and doner in canada
literal garbage
What is this dune coon wizardry called?
gross
It's only a problem if you have unrealistic expectations. I know Canada's state when it comes to politics and ridiculously high real estate prices. But to me it looks like knock-off america without the retarded health costs and without 10 years of red tape before you're able to get in, for obvious reasons.
>we just add more toppings holmes that makes it mexican, viva la raza!
This shit simply shows what a child like people they are.
Don't act so high and mighty. Americans would love that shit.
Chalk full of carbs, sodium, spic(e) and disease
Mexico is the 2nd fattest country in the world for a reason.
this, looks kinda tasty besides the ramen
QUADS OF TRUTH
sub-human spics
mexicans have the AIDS
No, that's shitty Tex-Mex. Fucking garbage sauces dumped on shit food they call Mexican.
Texans have absolutely no taste and represent the worst in America.
No no no no no no no spic no.
Native Texan here I can assure you that was not made on Texas soil.
Only a fucking know nothing kid would claim that was made in Texas boy.