So for fun I posted myself up as a male escort for women

So for fun I posted myself up as a male escort for women.

Now I actually got a caller who is going to pay me $1k to be with her for 3 hours.

Wat do? I really had no idea that a female would actually pay for this

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put up or shut up user. you had to have guessed at the possibility. otherwise tell her you're a fraud

That depends. Do you want to be pure virgin boy for your future gf and be husband material? Do you want kids?

Or do you want to be sex toy who lets anyone use your holes and penis how they want? You would get money but pure women wouldn't accept you anymore.

I said in my ad that unless they offered an insane amount, I dont do sex.

She said she didnt want sex.

She rang me up at my (normal) work.

I said I was very busy (true) and told her to leave a message (which she did).

What she wanted?

I was advertising just to listen without judgement to whatever.

All she asked was for me to come in a suit.

If someone wants to give you $1k for only 3 hours of listening, with possibly massage and cuddling you should try it. The customer might be old but it's easy money for very little work. Maybe you could suggest a weekly/monthly meeting and you'd start making more money from that than from your real job.

where did you post this? I'd love to have an escort if I knew how to find one.

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I really fucking HATE that we're using such NICEY WICEY words like "esssscawrrrttt :)))))" to refer to WHORES now, like they deserve respect.

Just call yourself, and your ilk what you are, whores.

welp. I sent a message back giving her my available time

First time at anything always the hardest I guess.

At locanto.

You should probably ask her to go to a pysch or therapist. She seems real lonely. Also, how do you know it's not dodgy and you aren't going to get gangbanged?

You fucking imply pure women exist.
Seriously I've seen the world. There's no virgins unless they were stunted growthwise.

Or they are really religious, but that implies you can buy into your own bullshit. That mental process is really unhealthy and you will lose yourself for an implied virgin.

If by pure you mean a woman that's busting her ass off to pay the bills, do the laundry, and make the dinner, maybe you have a point.

I don't know I guess - but I talked to her on the phone and she actually just sounded a little lonely - seemed legit.

Careful, you might lose your phone and a kidney if you show up.

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She just wants romance/bf simulator then for 1k this is a really great deal dude

They exist, it's called teen girls

Now you have to greentext what happened, how old did she sound?

If someone wanted to do something questionable they'd pick the cheapest escort for it and not something that costs $1k.

30s-40s I would say.

>I lost my virginity at 17 with my boyfriend who was also 17, so teen girls aren’t perfect unless you’re talking real jail bait. and if so, fuck off pedo.

How old are you? How tall? Are you good looking?

What did you write for the ad?

The money doesnt exist. Why go for some ugly old drug addict cheap anus when you can lure in an otherwise healthy individual to harvent organs from?

Looks like you got played, nieea. When the body snatchers come for you, they will take everything and leave a shell of your corpse.

Could just meet somewhere public

75kg
184cm (6ft something)
Leaner than average, slight muscle tone, but have belly still. Actively working out though.
Im ok looking, only negative about my looks is that Im nearly bald.

I literally hear people scream bloody murder outside and don't do anything, nobody does. No one cares, and don't want the drama, once they get you in the van, it'll be over and no one will remember you or care.

I didnt get a response for 3 weeks though lol.

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2young2edgy

>I've seen the world

Pretty cool man. I'll give it a go myself. Did you include your mobile number?

Holy fucking shit shes offering more if I come now..... wtf... just got message.

Will comeback with greentext shea offering 1800

This seems way more thought out than just "for fun" Admit it, user, you did this seriously and knew someone would pay.

I'll try bumping the thread, this is going to be funny

Good luck, user. You should ask what she has planned for you for such generous price.

Will you post results OP?

update. Time is confirmed (in 45min) Now getting dressed and showered.

Will greentext rest later.

>All she asked was for me to come in a suit.
that sounds kinda kinky

How long you going over for? Be safe, OP.

3 hours... but its $1.8k, so not that bad.

topkek

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Let's pray OP doesn't get his kidneys extracted by the russian mob, or raped by a bunch of negers.

bumpy bump

>mfw reading this thread
Op is dead

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he's meeting "her" in 15 minutes mate.

He's been abducted on the way to the meet up, russians work like this, trust me dude.

posting in an epic thread - put me in the screencaps!!!!!!
dis gun B gud!

In the black suite, white business shirt, black tie now.

Going there now. Wish me luck bros.

take some sneaky pics OP.
and good luck mate!

Over half of the girls in my class had already lost their virginity by the time they were 15. Some of them lost it in middle school. Being young isn’t a guarantee of virginity.

Didnt see the client, but still a story.

But being younger than that is... ;)

>escort
Do you mean that literally or as an euphemism for hooker?

he means gigolo