Advice On What To Tell Women About Your Penis Size

>But at the same time, I had been conditioned to believe we were all physically repulsive and eye contact was a felony. So when women would get aggressive with me, I wouldn’t know how to handle it.

>However, fellas. If a woman starts getting interested in your cock, it obviously means they’re sizing up the goods in the store to see if they want to make a purchase. Be as aloof as possible. My instinct as an inexperienced man was to always go into overkill when I had a customer looking through the goods in my store.

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>Autism intensifies

desu I never tell girls anything and just leave it as a surprise. Then again some girls have straight up refused after they saw it, so what do I know.

you guys are so stupid. its big or its little and it is such a turn off when you lead with talk about your penis. its like you expect me to be as infatuated with your penis as you are, well I'm not.

Because it was too small?

Maybe stop getting sex-crazed thots as a virgin??????
Just maybe???????????
>inb4 some broad-stroke woman-hating because internet tough guys

God no. Too big. I think I'd be a lot more resentful if they were just being bitches.

Someone didn't read the article.

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it wasn't written for women only men are obsessed with dicks

being born with a large penis is the best solution to having penis anxiety of any kind. it's great not to be a dicklet.

I trying to figure out how that would go.

About how you'd expect
>whip it out
>she gets scared
>omg there's no way that thing's going in me
>boner.exe has crashed
>grab my shit and leave due to embarrassment

>Implying not having a large penis equals having a small one
>What is average

>not having the guts to send her a dick pic

>trying to justify his below normal sized dick to a bitch that probably won’t fuck him

RIP in peace.

I've had a lot of that happen.

We ended up getting each other off anyway, but holy shit. I don't know the measurements, but the circumference was the same as my wrist. And I was a virgin at the time, and the only dick I had seen at the time, was not even half his size.

"You know how good bananas are right? ;) Well how would you feel if I only had a zucchini, would that be okay?"

Hmm?

I'm an American. Anything not large is small. There is no such thing as a moderate in the United States.

>the same as my wrist
I always hear girls say this, but it always sounds impossible and I don't exactly have a pencil dick, it's a little thicker than a toilet paper roll. Like how small is your wrist?

Dude chick wrists are about that size, if not only slightly larger. The thing to take from this is that women routinely overestimate penis size. A clear 6" might look like 7.5"+ to a lot of femoids. Some of them straight wont know what they're talking about and say it's easily 8 inches because a lot of females just inherently have terrible spacial awareness and cant judge that shit properly.

But yes their wrists are small.

>a little thicker than a toilet paper roll
prove it
thats thick as fuck

Not particularly. I'm average as shit and I just about fill one with the head clear past the end. It's a fairly average size all things considered.

right but thats length
you said thick
toilet roll tubes are pretty fuckin thick

Yeah, what this faggot Nazi said.
Fuck yeah.

I’m 5’0”, my wrists feel appropriately bony (i.e. they’re not chubby, but they’re not like anorexics’ wrists), and I wouldn’t say I’m “fine boned”, just normal. I cut up a used up roll of paper towels and couldn’t close it around my wrist. I took out my measuring tape and my wrist at its narrowest is about 5.6 inches in circumference. I don’t know anything about dick size but maybe those numbers mean something to you. You tell me.

im a 6' man and your wrists are larger than mine
any guy who has a 5.6" thick dick would either have an enormous horse cock or a chode

No they're not and I said fill you dumpass, I added the length so you wouldn't take the easy bait and say I have a chode.

No its either supersize or medium

thats still chode af
post that tree trunk son

I'm not putting pictures of myself on the internet you fuck I learned that lesson the hard way a decade ago. Never again.

baka
ive never seen a dick that thick and ive seen some dick user

My wrists are larger than your dick or they’re larger than your wrists? Because I easily believe the former but not the latter. Circumference not diameter.

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Well that didn't take long for you guys to start talking about your peckers among yourselves and asking for pics

i just measured i got it a little wrong
but they were still only 6.5" circumference
i have smol hands too

Sounds like small and smaller to me, commie.

>still only 6.5" circumference
>i have smol hands too
Cute.
>tfw no wristlet bf to unironically hold hands with

I hear if you put Vick's Vapor Rub on your dick it makes it get thicker.

>tfw no wristlet bf to unironically hold hands with
i feel disproportionate :(
my hands are only 6.5" from wrist to tip of middle finger
but yes ive had guys think its cute how easily they can hold my whole hand
when they realise they ask to compare and my hands look tiny

Does it matter that I’m only 4.5”? Will other guys someday be tempting to her?

we dont know your girl, user. no one can possibly help you answer that based on "I have a 4.5 dick and an implied GF, wut do"

how good are you with your mouth user

Not going to lie, no matter how great the appetizers are the orderve being kid size isn't filling.

Side dishes aren't appetizers. Women don't consider sex to start at penetration. That's like a third of the whole ordeal.

Wow, mine are 6.25 inches from the end of my palm to the tip of my middle finger. But don’t feel bad user. I mean, Danny Devito and I are nearly the same height but it’s cool and some people like that. Life’s too short to fret about things you can’t change or control.

Well, I don’t have a gf. Like, what do women think about guys with big dicks, if their current bf is below average?

Idk, I don’t think I like that shit. I just want a normal sex activity without overcompensating with some weird abnormal unnatural thing. I’m not a sex freak, I’m just a normal person.

Are you a woman?

Not him but of course I believe I can satisfy women. I just think that other men are better than me, and it fucks with my self esteem. I will always feel powerless when a big guy hits on my woman.

learn to eat pussy user

almost danny devito height
but youre the grill with 5.6" wrists right

bear paws here.
from tip of middle finger to base of palm just shy of 8 inches. hands look normal on me though, generally thick, tall, long all over. my penis looks average on me, too, its a downside. I wish i was a thin otter mode if only for the aesthetics.

Big dicks are caused by high testosterone. Testosterone is the measure of manliness. From that alone, of course women will naturally see the guy who can make her feel filled as more masculine. Now, when I eating her pussy, how would women value me? What kind of man would I be in their eyes?

>Now, when I eating her pussy, how would women value me? What kind of man would I be in their eyes?
one that gets her off

find one that loves you and has a healthy attitude. the perfect cock for most women is the one attached to the man they love.

there will always be a man better than you (somehow), there's 3.5 billion men. learn to shut that shit down when another dude is hitting on your GF. and tell her if she doesn't learn to shut that shit down herself, you will show her the fucking door. FFS.

im the 6' man with tiny hands
my dick is >7 inches

>but youre the grill with 5.6" wrists right
That’d indeed be me, Mr. Dubs.

>8 inch long hands
>bear paws
Goddamn, no kidding.

I was daydreaming about getting head like an hour ago. Something like 90% of women find getting oral at least somewhat enjoyable, and probably an equal portion aren’t going to think less of you for giving it. In fact, they probably think the opposite. I mean, when I think about what’s attractive about men who can eat pussy well, aside from the physical sensation, it’s because he(’s)
>generous, a provider
>knows what he’s doing and takes initiative (or is comfortable enough to let me take charge, depending on how it’s done)
>isn’t unnecessarily squeamish
>gets me off... hard
Sounds manly to me. Don’t sweat it,
and don’t put so much faith in the weird stuff you read online.

my dick is 6.5x6 and my hands are pretty small

dont tell them anything other than they can come find out if theyre curious

Fist of all, never, ever, talk about your dick to any woman.
They've either seen it (GF/wife) or it's none of their buisness.

Second, testosterone being a significant factor is scientifically unfounded.
Hand and dick size also don't corelate.
It's mostly in the genes your father gave you, plus the typical gene expression lottery.

And finaly, none of this matters as much as you fags think.
>yfw blessed with 6'2 height, wide shoulders, over 7" dick with proportional girth and 7.5" hands
>still a virgin at 27
The secret lies in your approach, demenor and in what the specific women you're hitting on likes.

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Bruhhhhh just how?

Mum's a covert narcissist and my father fucked off asap.
Fucked my social interactions for life.

I'm not posting my dick. Most I'll do is a SFW pic of me underwears if I have a written garauntee no gays are jerking off to it.

Alright then. The circumference of a toilet paper roll is ~5.5" so that makes sense.

This guy is not me.

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The feels. Good luck user.
I'm almost same stats but way different life. Smashed a lot of thots easily. Married qt almost virgin. Feels good man.

Ye, thx bruh.
My last post is only the start of the fuckery I had to deal with, but I won't get into that.
Happy for you non the less.

Big dicked nigga's gotta eat pussy just as much as you. Maybe more. Chill.

You don't talk about it at all you autist.
You can MAYBE, SUBTLY get the woman to make a comment after you fucked, but never during and sure as fuck never before.

Toilet paper roll test ever heard of it?
Go get one right now and stick your erect dick through it.
It should at least fill it snugly and the whole tip should stick out on the end.
If you can manage that, your dick is fine.
I wouldn't have thought I could pass that test, but it turns out I could.

For the record, we are talking about Euro style rolls, Canadians apparently have weird thin ones.

>Niggas
Fucking kill yourself

Wut do if it won't fit in?

Put it in while it's soft then.

His point still stands. Hung dudes need to make sure a girl's good and wet before they can put it in. There is literally no such thing as a quickie for them.
And they can't even get a blowjob in return.

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sauce?

Learn from the best, OP:

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>And they can't even get a blowjob in return.
y tho?

Some dicks are too big for women’s mouths.

I always give em a speech about the ol bone roller coaster before they enter the park.

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>just leave it as a surprise.
she wasn't laughing when I slung it over my shoulder...

my dick is longer but its not as wide wtf thats crazy thick

no guys ive been with has ever had a cock that thick

my dildo isnt that thick either

jesus you guys are still talking about your dicks with other dicks?

But they won’t have to worry about other men looking more masculine than them, in their womens eyes.

I mean, it's in the 90th percentile, so one in ten dudes are that thick or thicker.

that would break my asshole

I doubt it. 5.5" is the most popular girth for dildos, and gays buy bigger dildos than women do.
Checkmate gaytheist.

huh i just tried my dildo and it gets that thick quite early
dont think my dildo is that much thicker than my dick either
tfw its way thicker at the base
damn it user youve caught me

wait no what
ok so the dildo gets thicker than a toilet roll tube about half way down
i just looked up the dildo specs and it says circumference is 4.75" at widest point
5.5 is huge
i start to feel stretched when i hit that 4.75
6" circumference cock would make me cry

What country are you in? Maybe you have weird toilet paper rolls.

uk
at 4.75" circumference that dildo is pulling my ass open by like 1.5"
which is quite a lot unless you ride fuckin dragon dildos for fun

Yes and since you asked, mine does not fit in the TP roll and is clearly longer by half. Post kik for picture.

4.75" is right around average circumference though. Literally 53rd percentile.

jesus christ ya fucking tripod
come touch me im

the only dick ive seen that thick was on a big 6'3 guy

never taken a dick that thick

where are all of you hiding desu

Are you a girl? If yes, do you see big guys as more masculine?

My dude, do you live in Korea or something?

im a guy
(as should be evidenced by talking about my dildo compared with my dick)

hmm
honestly i think as long as they play their role well i dont mind
so even if they had a smaller dick
as long as they got me off
and showed good dominance with it
i would be happy

no uk
like i said im 6' tall :(
i have a lovehoney 7 inch silicone curved dildo
getting down to the base on that feels like its stretching me and starting to go too deep
i cant imagine taking a 5.5" circumference cock

Hearing people say a 5.5" circumference cock is think is reassuring, that's what mine is and I always felt it was kind of thin. It's 7.5" long so maybe it just looks a bit skinny because of that. I can't get it all the way through a toilet roll but that might also be because it has a bit of a curve to it.

holy fuckin moly

that dildo alone makes me quiver like a bitch
i cant imagine taking that tree trunk user

Yeah people usually like it. I think watching porn messed up my idea of what people expect. Pic related.

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i see why gays used to use the expression 'split me in two' ya god damn fuckin horse

7.5 bone pressed or 7.5 hanging off the front of you? Or same, if you are no bodyfat

I'm skinny so it's the same, I take the measurement when not all the way hard because it curves up like a banana when I'm fully torqued.

are you cute too or are you an onion