>be me
>be 12
>discovering YouTube for the first time, having a blast
>stumble upon some YGS
>good_stuff.jpeg
>start watching lots of jacksfilms stuff: skits, jackask, whatever
>puberty is happening, libido hits me like a sack of bricks
>masturbating all the time, sometimes while watching Jack
>slowly develop a pavlovian sexual reaction to his awful puns and skinny white boy body
>every time I watch a video of his, I get aroused in this deep-seeded kind of way I can't really explain, like I'm horny but also nostalgic of my horniness, and it's just really weird
>stop watching his videos for years or whatever
>it's 18 days into NNN, and I cannot stop thinking about about him
>everything gets me hot but this is the fucking holy grail
>when I look at a picture of him, I can smell the bathroom floor I pressed myself up against while i diddled my skittle until I came to the sound of his voice
>I just confessed this to my boyfriend
>he won't stop making fun of me
How do I cope?
I'm sexually attracted to jacksfilms
You are already gay which means you are going to hell regardless of what you do in life. Why do you need to cope? Just enjoy your degeneracy and have fun.
>Diddled my skittle
I'm female what
I don't want this to blow up into a whole "gay bad" thing, but being gay doesn't mean you're going to hell based on any religion. It's acting on it that's faslely asserted to be a sin. Learn your own backwards religion before you condemn others for violating it.
>girl
>NNN
My culture is NOT your goddamn prom dress. You can't even nut bitch. Get outta here.
Jack spedici is trans, didn't you know that?
I have a drive high enough to sexualize Jack Douglass. This month is as tough for me as it is for you.
How can people be so high on the degenerate scale
Okay gay boi, whatever. You can live a lie all you want. The reality is that God loved us so much that he invented a machine that could cook, clean and also suck our dick, and you instead to decided to fuck your fellow man in the ass. That is rejecting God and his miracles, which is a sin.
>Jack Douglass
His real name is John you idiot
My desire for to nut has overcome my ability to think. I beg of the large-forehead overlord to pity me in his infinite mercy.
Okay but you are a girl so no one cares bitch go such yo nigga dick.
Oh jeez you're just the whole package, aren't you?
desu its mostly the filthy arab religions like islam and christianity that think its bad
and who the fuck cares what sword swinging hook noses think
they only have to make it a sin because those monkeys will shag prepubescent boys if it werent a sin
>hook noses
Oh nooo
no no nooo
Don't go there. We are just peacefully shitting on the homos. Stop being so racist and antisemitic.
YOU CAN'T NUT BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A NUTSACK YOU DUMB BITCH DIDN'T THEY TEACH YOU THIS SHIT IN SCHOOL?
>peacefully shitting on the homos
It's not like we're throwing them off rooftops.
Nah, I went to Catholic. Sex ed consisted of "don't" and then they passed around the basket of purity rings.
>Don't go there. We are just peacefully shitting on the homos. Stop being so racist and antisemitic.
fuck off ahmed
nobody wants your shitty books
even then west vs east is religion of peace vs religion of peace
not my fault you shitty child rapists spread your 'teachings' with abandon
It's okay to be jewish
nothing that comes from africa or the middle east is good
jews christians and muslims are all a blight on the world
You just fucked up your bait sorry
You are just jealous that we have the only first world ethnostate. Keep crying.
do you think it hurts the jews and mussies to know theyre basically the same thing
No because we are not.
yeah you are
keep fighting over your holy city ya shit stained sub arab
Palestine Palestine Palestine
tfw oliver cromwell tried to save the western world from the eastern blight
seriously though op being homo isnt wrong
it was just widely reported as a sin by shit hole abrahamic religions because arabs are naturally uncivilized enough to rape children
you shouldnt feel bad for crushing on guys
its just socially stigmatized because its been ingrained by people following mud monkey books for too long
>I'm female
But thanks user, I'll be comfortable in my gay now uwu
sure you are user :3
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I am! >:( Am really girl with very tit
then you know the rules
with a time stamp if you will
1) Tits with a timestamp don't prove anything
2) I don't want to objectify myself for all of Jow Forums to see in order to prove something I don't particularly need or desire to
3) I'm with family rn
I'm sure you're lovely, user, but I'll have to polite pass on that one. I am ready to be called a neckbeard now.
i understand and respect your decision neckbeard
Thanks user :3
How dare you reduce john douglass down to some lowlife homo. John is a proud straight male.