>Jow Forums still focused on stupid retard shit like pizzagate
>ignoring the real conspiracy, once again as always, right in front of them
The Real Conspiracy
Jow Forums is full of desperate, white, right wingers looking for a win
Help me out here, what?
this is familiar in my head, it gives me a bad feeling, i don't know what it is
>help me out here
If you live in a suburban area, or a city, go ahead and count how many mattress stores are on the same street. Go ahead.
[spoiler]I've counted 7[/spoiler]
I always come up with woky conspiracies about mattress stores. Theres never anyone in them cause most people buy them elsewhere like a big department store or online but theres one on every cornor. I just figure it some money laundering scam. Lmaoo
This one is actually true
What if the real conspiracy is the friends we made along the way?
Same I have always questioned this shit.
>10 years ago there were no stand-alone mattress stores in my city, only furniture stores that sold them
>now theres a minimum of 8 in my city
How? Who the fuck buys that many mattresses? I owned one until I was 23 and got married, and me and my wife bought a new mattress.
How often do people buy mattresses anyways? Twice in their lifes? I got one at Ikea with a 25 year warranty. Something /x/ is def going on with all the empty mattress stores everywhere.