>Jow Forums still focused on stupid retard shit like pizzagate
>ignoring the real conspiracy, once again as always, right in front of them
The Real Conspiracy
Andrew Martinez
Brayden Cooper
Jow Forums is full of desperate, white, right wingers looking for a win
Luis Rodriguez
Help me out here, what?
Thomas Allen
this is familiar in my head, it gives me a bad feeling, i don't know what it is
Asher Myers
>help me out here
If you live in a suburban area, or a city, go ahead and count how many mattress stores are on the same street. Go ahead.
[spoiler]I've counted 7[/spoiler]
Christian Sullivan
I always come up with woky conspiracies about mattress stores. Theres never anyone in them cause most people buy them elsewhere like a big department store or online but theres one on every cornor. I just figure it some money laundering scam. Lmaoo
Julian Walker
This one is actually true
Jordan Sanders
What if the real conspiracy is the friends we made along the way?
Joseph Robinson
Same I have always questioned this shit.
>10 years ago there were no stand-alone mattress stores in my city, only furniture stores that sold them
>now theres a minimum of 8 in my city
How? Who the fuck buys that many mattresses? I owned one until I was 23 and got married, and me and my wife bought a new mattress.
Blake Thompson
How often do people buy mattresses anyways? Twice in their lifes? I got one at Ikea with a 25 year warranty. Something /x/ is def going on with all the empty mattress stores everywhere.