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>tfw 5.8×4.1"
I've resigned to just be a virgin. I'll get a sexbot some day, if feminists don't outlaw them.

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Yeah bro I wouldn’t want any offspring with such a pin-prick. That’s barely enough to impregnate a hymen, let alone poke through it.

I’m looking for black kidney-scrapers to get some healthy hybrid Oreo children, get with the times.

>massive girth
>13 cm (5,1 inches)

Dude, I'm not even American.

You're above average. Chill.

You're above average length and slightly below in girth. Chill.

im 6.4 length and 6 girth

I have a 18 cm long x 17 cm girth penis, but it's also 10 degree bent to the right starting from the middle, and my 3 gfs all had problems adapting to it, saying that it hurt. Dimensions don't mean shit, you'll find the right hole for your key. Be thankful you don't have to deal with peyronie's and its sexual/psychological implications

It's really bad user. It looks even worse than it is because the length makes it look thinner.
Plus I'm cut because my parents are Jews. Actual Jews, not Jow Forumsspiracy shit.

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You're literally looking at ~0.6 inches below average. Don't worry about it. You think girls are going to care about that? It's completely fine. Plus you don't have to worry about spending 40 minutes on foreplay or wasting money on lube.

>0.6 inches
Or 10%. I'm only packing 90% of a penis. Girls care about way stupider things than that.

Dude, 90% is still a passing grade. You really think only guys with above average dicks get laid?

>90% is still a passing grade
Well I'm asian (as you may have inferred) and 90% is our minimum.
>You really think only guys with above average dicks get laid?
Well, perhaps not, but I'm not settling for a fatty or a nutjob.

>parents are actual Jews
>Asian
What

Yes. It's a religion. There's about a million Jewish asians.

Jews are a race.

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What? Never heard of this. What specific ethnicity are you?

The more you know.
Anyway, stop worrying about it. I know you won't think it's the same, but I've had girls literally refuse sex entirely because they didn't think my dick would fit (they were probably right) and that doesn't stop me from looking for a girl that'll make it work. Don't get discouraged.

You're pretty much average which isn't bad, nobody gives a fuck about that anyway.
Big sizes only bring big problems really, mine's 5,5 in. lenght but 6,3 in. of girth.
The girth only brings issues, I can't fuck girls without hurting them, causing fissures and literally making them bleed.
You're alright.

I don't consider myself Jewish and hate my parents so go nuts, Hitler.

My ancestors converted in the mid 18th century with a Kaifeng rabbi. That community was started by Indian Jews who were expelled because that's just what happens to them. It was always a relatively small group and exactly where they all went after the huge influx of Jews during WW2 and outflux right after is a bit of a mystery. China was never super accomodating so many took the chance to get to the west with bullshit papers.

I hope you'll forgive me for not comforting you about your gigantic dick. It's not like you couldn't just post your dick and get someone offering to suck it within hours. They might struggle with it but come on.
I just couldn't handle that kind of rejection and there's no recourse for me.

>I don't consider myself Jewish
It is not really up to you.
Don't you think most people would denounce their faith on their way to a concentration camp?

Well since "Jews are a race" and I'm not actually of Jewish genetic heritage then it seems I'm fine as long as I don't say I'm Jewish.

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1. I'm not trying to get sympathy, I'm telling you not to let your dick discourage you. You will likely never get rejected because of your dick, it only matters to you how it impacts your self perception.
2. I would only get gays and even then "struggle with it" means scrap it with their teeth.
3. You won't experience that kind of rejection. On the off chance a girl rejects you because she thinks your dick is too skinny, she'll likely do it after you fuck and she won't tell you that it's because of your dick.

Damn jews, derailing my implicit try to get some simpathy for my bent dick (i'm pls someone reply)

Enjoy the ego boost, dude.

My dick is 5.5" around, which is fine I guess but I wish it was a bit thicker. Apparently most women think the ideal is 6-6.5".

1/2. Yeah, I know it's not all sunshine and roses. I'm sorry for being salty.
3. Oh, so now I'm going to be paranoid about that every single time. Assuming I ever sex someone that is. I would like to unread that.

Oy vey, you have a big dick and had three gfs. Isn't it our turn?
In seriousness I'm sorry about your curve, user. I hope you find a lady with an appropriately shaped vagina.

@ All those who posted here about allegedly-small penis:
Calm TF down. Girls do care but not even half as much as you'd think, and even then not all of them do.
Learn to use your fingers and tongue, and assuming other stuff like personality or looks are going for you, you're gonna be A Okay.

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Can confirm this is bullshit. 5.5" around is ideal for some and too much for many.

Don't be too paranoid about it. I've never heard of a girl leaving a guy over a lack of girth, and even then, you're still pretty close to average so it's unlikely. In terms of population percentages, 4.1" around is only as small as 5" long. It's not anything to worry about.

Dick size is one of the things that matter the least. Once you get her intoxicated and in bed it's gotime anyway.

>Can confirm this is bullshit. 5.5" around is ideal for some and too much for many.

I can wrap my hand around it easy, don't see how it could be too much for someone. I haven't been with many women so I don't know what they expect.

Your dicks fine bro,
Im about the same length and i always thought my dick was small too but a recent spike in sexual activity assured me it was ait, just make sure youve got the stamina to drill da púsí

Take a piece of paper, fold it in half so that it is 8.5" x 5.5, roll it into a tube. Try to stick it in your mouth without touching your teeth. Can you do that for several minutes? Imagine shoving that up your ass. 5.5" is 1 in 10 dudes.

>Imagine shovng that up your ass
Women prefer girthier for vaginal penetration though.

I know from experience that many find 5.5" to be uncomfortable.

Your size is just fine, but clearly you are hung up on size. Think of it this way, your dick is great size for ANAL DESTRUCTION!