caffeine is a crutch. put the bottle down, baby, and grow up. artificial stimulation of serotonin and dopamine distort your perception of reality.
>Dopamine is a neurotransmitter that activates pleasure centers in certain parts of the brain. Heroin and cocaine manipulate dopamine levels by slowing down the rate of dopamine reabsorption. Caffeine increases dopamine levels in the same way.
science.howstuffworks.com
withdrawal is difficult, but necessary if you are to live as a free man
Maybe most people don't give a fuck about about experiencing ````reality````
>the freedom to make your own choices!
oy gevalt
I used to drink a small and weak cup of coffee in the morning but I found that while I was energetic I was anything but productive.
Who gives a fuck child!?
woah guys where can i get some benzedrine so,all the spider webs that i personally make look like the angel of death??
>science like pictured is why the U.S. debt is $20 trillion dollars
oh you say you need $500 million to give spiders drugs and see what kind of webs they spin........APPROVED
is that a fucking jew?
Asking the real questions.
I consume 600mg or more of caffeine every day
If I go more than 48 hours caffeine which I hav done twice in the last six months and no other times, nothing happens.
Same when I quit nicotine. Nothing happened. No withdrawals. None.
I am a drug addict but I don't get withdrawals. Doesn't stop me from using excessively every day. It would be easy for me to quit given the information I've listed earlier, but I won't.
Is tea any better? I swapped out my 8 cups of coffee a day to 2 cups of tea a day 2 years ago.
It doesn't look like anything to me.
good thing I'm not a spider.
>Drug addict that doesn’t get withdrawals
No you’re a child who is super edgy.
I used to drink a lot of green tea. it's still caffeine
it has you in a vice, free your mind
real tea with theine is even worse but your store bought bagged tea probably doesn't have much of it anyway.
>If I go more than 48 hours caffeine which I hav done twice in the last six months and no other times, nothing happens.
So go without it longer. Apparently it's quite easy for you to do so....
You sound like a faggot.
its interesting that the benzedrine doesn't make the spider web extremely long and boring for what it is.
These things don't work
I don't want to.
I've used a multitude of drugs daily for over a decade. If I go extended periods without using I don't get the withdrawals all the addicts that even use less than me describe.
this is exactly what a spider would say. Fuck off before I find a cup and shoo you outside.
oh you mean you have a highly complex nervous system able to cope much better than a primitive spiders nervous system with exogenous chemicals
>i live in a basement and don't understand society or money
ftfy
>caffeine is a crutch
No shit, they did this experiment in spiders, years ago. youtube.com
>quit
you didn't quit for long enough. you never actually quit. you don't know what you're talking about.
spiders are based, they kill bugs, mosquitoes and other critters, I always let my spiders chill when I see one.
i'd rather be dead than not have caffeine
how fat are you on a scale of 300-450? I bet when you're shoving your fat dumb face you tell yourself you're training for your chance at my 600lb life. suicide is the answer for you fella
48 hours is more than enough time for withdrawals to begin in any of the substances that I use every day of my life.
I was exposed to caffeine in utero. I'm afraid my brain chemistry needs it to feel normal.
he was being ironic you dolt
that's an irl spider
so do birds, but glorious leader Mao Zedong said they eat all the crop seeds so he had the chink bugmen kill them all resulting in locus swarms which truly ate all the crops and led to mass starvation
I'm not a spider
>real tea with theine is even worse
Why?
I take a break for a couple weeks every now and then just so i get my tolerance levels low again. Coffee does not change your world view in any way. It does make you more motivated to do the things you already wanted to do however (game dev, working out, whatever the fuck your dreams are) so you must be pretty retarded to avoid caffeine
>>Dopamine is a neurotransmitter that activates pleasure centers in certain parts of the brain. Heroin and cocaine manipulate dopamine levels by slowing down the rate of dopamine reabsorption. Caffeine increases dopamine levels in the same way.
WRONG. Caffeine does not directly release or directly affect the release of dopamine.
It is also incorrect to characterize dopamine as activating pleasure centers in the brain. Dopamine controls seeking and reward behavior.
Who wrote this trash?
>2019
>enjoying anything
>quite having most caffeine products two years ago
>thought the meme was true because I felt better
>added coffee back in a year ago
>no noticeable change
>tfw it wasn’t caffeine so much as it was the soda and shit
OP is gay but I do recommend cutting some sugar from your diet. Try just black coffee for a bit, start weaning yourself from the sweets, you’ll feel better.
basically caffeine but stronger.
Cheap tea is high in fluoride. Try to drink the high quality organic loose leaf brands.
>Ignoring dosage levels
I bet a "cup of coffee" level of caffeine would have little effect on the web, they gave the spider like 50 cups worth. Remember this pic from health class 25 years ago.
Everything I read about l-theanine (what I think you're talking about) seems to suggest it's good, and if anything a sedative that counteracts caffeine. I want to know more.
>ITT addicts rationalizing
> caffeine enhances dopamine (DA) signaling in the brain, which it does predominantly by antagonizing adenosine A2A receptors (A2AR). However, it is unclear if caffeine, at the doses consumed by humans, increases DA release or whether it modulates the functions of postsynaptic DA receptors through its interaction with adenosine receptors, which modulate them.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
either way it increases your experience of dopamine. and reward behavior is the same thing as pleasure center.
>Coffee does not change your world view in any way.
lmao, that's the addiction talking
to bad that food made for humans has such tremendous on you mr. Spider
Friendly reminder straight edge retards are faggots and their advice should never be taken seriously.
All I know is I was thrown into this chaos of a world and if I want to drink coffee and beer that's my business. Being born is a death sentence and as far as I'm concerned drinking drinking these things doesn't hurt others. So why do you care?
Coffee's for fags. Tea is superior.
>the Chad vs. the beta straight edge
Give spider substances and it makes MERCHANTS!
betas need chemical crutches to live. Chad is strong enough to break addiction, has the courage to stand on his own two feet
Caffeine messed me up for years but it keeps you thin.
>quit meth
>quit fentanyl
>quit heroin
>quit MDMA
>quit coke
>quit vidya
>quit drinking
>quit porn
>quit fapping
>quit animal products
>quit driving
>quit sleeping in
FUCK U LET ME HAVE MY COFFEE U FUCK KYS OP
>a fucking redditor
kill yourself Chad masters all levels of reality and isn't afraid he'll lose his mind off drugs
>a spider's brain is analagous to a human's
>calling himself a Chad
Let me tell you the one word that all straight edge fags fear. MODERATION.
They can't control themselves so just doing something once will become a repeated action immediately.
Yeah but i dont fuck with perscriptions. Those shits make you docile. Make you blind.
I've noticed a little weight loss if I keep the routine of drinking at least a whole pot of coffee every day.
Or they make you lose your mind.
I rely on my caffiene and ethanol. It's the only thing I use.
It will be difficult to go without them.
better straight than crooked
masters all levels of reality but he can't beat drug addiction?
there are levels of reality you can't handle, memes aside. heroin addiction, PCP, meth - these things are bad ideas and should be avoided. caffeine isn't as bad, but it operates similarly, if mildly, and should also be avoided if you want to be free and clear thinking
>no counter-argument
stay French
I bet you're one of those homo redditors on r/whiskey that buy and collect full bottles not even man enough to drink a glass while talking about how manly they are for 'liking' whiskey
>how fucking hard is it not to hit the space key not even just once but not twice
please kill yourself or never post again
i drink 6 or 7 cups of coffee a day, i get headaches and crabby when i dont drink coffee. i need to quit, buts its free at work and an excuse to leave my desk.
you know an awful lot about reddit to be accusing others of being redditors. lmao
I've never posted on reddit, been on Jow Forums since before Obama/Romney. stay retarded
>muh spacing
cool story
Voronoi diagram
>spacing not just once but twice
hmmm where is the only place on the internet where that is the status quo? I wonder....
I don't see the point in arguing with a straight edge faggot when they can just retort to anything with
>better straight than crooked
>MODERATION
but that's not the reality, in practice, with caffeine.
>About 90 percent of Americans consume caffeine in one form or another every single day.
www1.villanova.edu
It's a picture of a happy merchant.
>when you lie to try and get some cred
please become an hero
You are not a spider, and if you could consume a proportionate amount of caffeine your heart would likely tear itself apart
You are a faggot though.
>Regular coffee drinkers were 80 percent less likely to develop Parkinson's disease.
>Two cups a day reduced subjects' risk for colon cancer by 20 percent.
>Two cups a day caused an 80 percent drop in the odds of developing cirrhosis.
>Two cups a day cut the risk of developing gallstones in half.
>Studies have also suggested that caffeine is beneficial in treatingasthma, stopping headaches, boosting mood and even preventing cavities
Source? The next page of your link, faggot, and it goes on from there.
>before obama
pol has only been around since 2011.
OP must be a Mormon
o-oy vey
easier to see on the thumbnail imo
for you.
Its a merchant.
Caffeine is basically harmless, and the benefits of tea and coffee far outweigh any downsides caffeine has. Tea is the second most popular drink worldwide for a reason. It has numerous health benefits such as antioxidants and vitamins, as well as chemical compounds that can improve digestive health depending on herbs used. Take the teapill. Shits delicious.
The wood spider.
youtu.be
40 year old leaf here.
I used to get really bad migraine headaches until my doctor told me years ago that there is anecdotal evidence that green teas help migraines.
I drink organic japanese green tea and went from 1 migraine headache a month or more to 1 per year now.
>caffeine is a crutch
The problem Is that I've found this really tasty coffee (as long as you don't make it too strong).
I get my migraines when I don't drink my coffee and start having withdrawals.
I thought the debt was due to all the money they give to Israel.
Fuck coffee. Try tea. Its better for you and doesn't have as much caffeine. You probably just had more caffeine in your system than you could handle.
reddit spacing is a newfag forced meme. people have been spacing like this on Jow Forums since the very beginning
cool story. I've done plenty of drugs when I was younger. there's a time for it, then you grow up. if you want to stay dependent and drug-addled, that's on you. freedom requires renunciation of chemical addiction
tfw low iq
youtube.com
>it hasnt been posted yet
>Tea is the second most popular drink worldwide for a reason
Tea is in fact the most popular, unless you're counting water. Don't know why you'd count water.
Tea's fucking great. Drink black tea with milk, cunts.
>American education
the word is vise
except I'm not lying, think what you want
I drink two cups a day.
I cant deny I'm addicted but I love it.
I switched to tea at one point same thing happened one day when I didn't have any.
Now I just enjoy my coffee and go with it.
Marijuana web looks mostly fine
>Shits delicious.
Nigger lingo. *SPIT*
>it hasn't been posted yet
It has but that"s OK because its funny as hell.
spotted the newfag
Is water not a beverage? Yes, it is. The requirements for all life anywhere is indeed a beverage.