Instead of arresting """"asian"""" grooming gangs, they're arresting people liking tweets and facebook posts.
The absolute state of the UK police
Elijah James
Gavin Phillips
Link to previous thread:
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For those who are curious
westyorkshire.police.uk
Thomas Nelson
Last thread went swimmingly and hit thread limit quickly too. GET COMFY, LADS.
John Taylor
Bump. we gotta keep this going
Ian Jones
Thank you frens. That thread was hilarious. I need a part 2
Justin Sanchez
my favourite
Landon Gray
Non emergency service so moralfags GTFO.
These people CHOOSE NOT to investigate rape gangs because they're scared of being seen as racists (cause Islam is a race? lmao), but regularly arrest normal people for calling men men.
The police force is one of the things I'm most ashamed about in this country. Most of my friends agree.
Jeremiah Foster
OI ya bastids stop this innit or else its off to the clanker
Jackson Gutierrez
Adam Gray
Them big city bobbies don't loik tawkim bout the secret rituals mate and ye olde Jow Forums finks its spam innit
Carson Murphy
be careful what you post online, bongs
Dominic Sullivan
Oi bruv it foinly took me post, ad ta wroite it a good free a fore toimes ta beet the spam filtuh lads
Isaiah Bennett
>passed to Twitter
so literally nothing
Lincoln Russell
Thank you for sharing this
Grayson Jackson
Be careful user, they've got plenty of resources to go around.
They will find you
Charles Kelly
Mefinks ya smalluh town bobbies moit jus be ignant of the may sonic rituals
Alexander Reyes
You guys deal with prostitution right? I would like to know the current rates so I don't get ripped off
Hullo there, I would like to report a pet shop selling dead animals.. (something about a parrot)
Elijah Reyes
Hudson Gonzalez
heres mine
Connor Brooks
I don't care anymore. I got beaten to a pulp under a CCTV camera and the police didn't do shit. 8 days in a row they asked me to stay up late because they *might* have time to come round and do an interview. They never did, I had to trek to the station face still busted after being dicked about for 8 days. I've got the crime reference number, the emails and they've got the pictures of my busted up face in their police report. If they find the time to come pay me a visit on account of some mean internet comments...that shit's going to go viral.
Wyatt Jones
Here's mine. it's a shitty attempt, but better than nothing
A FUCKING JEW STOLE MY FORESKIN
Blake Hughes
rasist polese never reapodned
Bentley Taylor
That's pretty messed up user.
Samuel Kelly
DO NOT DO THIS.
Joshua Harris
Have you considered moving to the US/Canada, fren?
I can't imagine living in a dystopian state. I know that we crack jokes about you all the time, but the shit that goes on in the UK is insane.
Humor is a good way to take the edge off.
Stay strong fren!
Jayden Watson
Too late snowflake
Grayson Reed
>911
Nice
Thomas Carter
Gabriel Perez
fuck you loser
Camden Lee
Taking the edge off? There's no time for that, we need to be on our fucking toes.
Robert Young
UK cucks being cucks as usual
Leo Ross
Based
Thomas Cox
Ok this is epic
Adam Harris
Nathan Nguyen
Other countries have free speech we do not.
We should just rename this shitheap to cuckistan and be done with it.
Nathaniel Butler
Justin Gomez
BASED and redpilled!
Chase Russell
>We should just rename this shitheap to cuckistan and be done with it.
WE LEGIT NEED TO DO THIS
Some brong create it please
>petition.parliament.uk
petition.parliament.uk
>petition.parliament.uk
petition.parliament.uk
>petition.parliament.uk
petition.parliament.uk
Luis Carter
with those digits, and the fact it's probably the Bong secret police behind that post I say.
KEEP PUSHING IT YOU GLORIOUS NIGGERFAGGOTS!!!
Luis Brown
Hullo? Yes, good evening. I would like to report an incident of domestic abuse. My wife did not make my sandwich with the correct bread. Could you send some chaps over to pick her up.
Jason Richardson
Though I do propose that some user try to do 2006-07 /b/-levels of baiting them then yanking the carpet from under them.
Sebastian Davis
Top kek
Joseph Turner
Newfag
Evan Edwards
This is not entirely correct, and no country has totally free speech. There are restrictions on speech and if you want to know what they are, look them up rather than relying on low IQ spergs here who don't even know the extent of the laws in their own countries yet profess to understand the law in ours. What is wrong in this country, and all other western countries, is the constant pressures on our freedoms coming from the *left* via *cultural Marxism* which is a real and present danger to the quality of life
Isaac Clark
nice try brit bong
we dont need a license to shitpost
Grayson Barnes
Love these threads
Wyatt Wood
Download better net VPN and set it to UK so they have to waste resources trying to track you down. It has a 1 week trial but works indefinitely like winrar
Owen Young
FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS BONG
Henry Flores
I would like to report a McDonald's employee for eye raping me. I'm still shaking
Isaiah Collins
we might have a winner
Nicholas Gray
PRO TIP. You can download a free VPN and use 500 MB a month, which is more than enough for trolling the UK police.
>tunnelbear.com
Colton Young
Police go through public places like parks, alleyways, car parks etc and look for stashed 'weapons'.
It's pathetic, but they aren't going around people's homes like mongs on Jow Forums seem to think.
Andrew Myers
Could even be a spork
Gabriel Clark
>he's a pretty big guy
>for me
nice
Leo Hill
Oi mate you got a loicense for that humour
Juan Powell
>being this big of a niggerfaggot.
Oh I wish the bongs still had guns and could execute all the people that think like you.
Adam Myers
Do people over there every think that complete lawlessness is around the corner? I can't imagine it being as my window through /pol shows me. If it really is this bad and the police avoid real crimes and care more about 'thought' crimes I would think crime would start to get pretty bad.
Nathaniel Edwards
I was talking about the bike wheel, radio and fucking sticks they pose with in their """weapon""" sweeps.
How cucked do you have to be to join the police in the UK?
At least you get to shoot niggers in the US, but in the UK you get stabbed and aren't even allowed to have a taser.
Lucas Carter
It's all part and parcel m8.
Jaxson Rogers
Posting this for the bongs in this thread.
We love you, just remember that. It's all just bantz.
Copying and pasting this from another thread
I'm getting incredibly upset by the attitudes members of this community have towards the British people who post regularly on Jow Forums.
The hostility is absolutely getting out of hand. How do you think we feel when every time we make a post we are constantly met with the same lame responses.. This has gone beyond memes and banter. We are having up to ten British hate threads every single day. Some of you are even calling for our deaths.
We have contributed so much to this world, we have given so much and asked for little. We have elevated the savages of this world and given them civilisation, we have defeated the evil of the German Reich twice and gifted you all with wondrous technological feats. If you wear a suit you are wearing our national dress, if you eat bacon you are eating one of our national dishes, if you watch television or use the world wide web you are using our inventions.
Anglos are a net contributor to the planet.
We get called cucks, Mohammeds, we get called spineless and scum. You constantly and endlessly insult our great country. England has given so much to the world and has asked for so little in return.
I can't even post in most threads anymore without being met with the same barrage of abuse and troll responses - or the same news clippings posted again and again and again.
It's honestly quite disturbing how much Anglophobia there is on this board, you treat us worse than niggers and I'm begging you to stop.
You are turning us against you with your actions and speech. This has gone beyond a bit of light hearted banter and is now just 24/7 abuse.
You've made your point, we know we live in an Orwellian society. Instead of just being cunts to us all the time why don't you try to help us?
Hunter Reed
Sorry Nigel, please move to US as soon as possible fren.
-Ameribro
Blake Sanchez
>I was talking about the bike wheel, radio and fucking sticks they pose with in their """weapon""" sweeps.
i know what you are talking about. it's shite they find lying around, and then they can tweet about it and make it look like they are doing something to prevent crime.
most police here have tasers and pepper spray. every regional force has a few hundred specialist armed officers as well, but you usually only get armed patrols in high-security locations like government buildings, airports etc
Evan Cox
Your police are gay and deserve to be fucked with. You sound like a right faggot yourself.
Jordan Sullivan
Why dont you guys use this to report people writing fuck white people on twitter
Hunter Myers
What about the British Military? Are they just for places outside of the UK?
Easton Hughes
because i don't give a shit what people say on twitter.
twitter has it's own report function anyway, and 90% of the time the police will just direct people to use that.
Kayden Sanchez
You mean are the military armed?
Of course. Military barracks all have armed guards, and the footguards at places like Buckingham Palace are genuine guards with actual loaded rifles.
Lincoln Kelly
>your police gay so ner
KEK
Eli Perry
he's not wrong though
Nathan Butler
It doesn't seem like they all have tasers.
Video related
>youtube.com
You can't pay me enough to patrol the streets with so many niggers and muslims without a gun.
Kayden Martinez
this one is legit. european militaries use broomstick for combat training
Samuel Bennett
Generally the police will still investigate easy shit to keep their numbers up. So you can't just go and rob a store while PC Plod is busy backtracing cyber criminals.
The problem is that in heavily ethnic areas police are largely powerless because they will have politicians/their bosses up their ass in six seconds if they're found to be bothering too many people of the wrong background.
The problem being that certain crimes are heavily biased towards certain groups eg. youth knife violence, and this polarisation is even more apparent in places that are heavily populated by said groups.
So if you say you won't arrest too many X people for a crime in an area that is heavily populated by X people then that is tantamount to not policing the crime at all, which is what gives the impression of Brit police doing jack shit.
Christopher Jackson
That's an old video, but most PCs carry tasers now. It depends on the region also.
Here in Sussex, the police have spit hoods, to cover the mouths of psychos who try to bite and spit on them, but in London, the police force deem the spit hoods to be 'inhumane'.
Asher Price
Andrew Collins
Dead
Ryder Murphy
>weapon like object
Feel sorry for you brits
Michael Bailey
Chase Diaz
Kayden Gutierrez
Owen Lewis
Jose Parker
good lord
Michael Reed
Samuel Torres
Christian Ross
>Arab mablet with a blade
Kek
John Perry
>This is not entirely correct, and no country has totally free speech.
The 1st Amendment with the associated jurisprudence is about perfect. We're so far from that standard it's ridiculous. Country is cuckolded.
Ian Miller
en.wikipedia.org
This article describes the UK perfectly.
Samuel Miller
I have to pay £35 for forgetting to pay online after crossing a fucking bridge which was paid for years ago but apparently needs £2.50 of maintenence every time i date drive my fucking car across it.
Foching cunt.
Joshua Jackson
>held at spoon point
Gabriel Sanders
Brighton student here, I see that car pretty often. There are buses like this too, one Pride and one Trans. Yet the buses themselves are quite outdated and the police force here is overwhelmed with problems, especially due to the homelessness
Tyler Diaz
PAY DEBNTS
Lucas Rodriguez
Based tree.
Ethan Edwards
>Brighton student
Clean up your fucking mess you disgusting bastard. Lewes Rd area is dirtier than Mumbai.
Thomas Bell
Top kek
Lucas Myers
What is a GP ?
Brandon Flores
General Practicioner, ie your all-rounder doctor.
Camden Howard
General practitioner, I guess. A doctor.
Benjamin Adams
Absolutely based and forty kek pilled
Ryder Wright
Fucking dystopian as all hell how they've made a show out of this.
Elijah Torres
I'm trying to make this one but I need a UK postal code
Parker Campbell
Anyone want to hook a brother up? This could actually work! No more Jews