ITSHAPPENING GUYS!!!

every dude weed LMAO starts voting for him because of this.
GOD I'D WISH I WASN'T TIRED FROM ALL THIS GODDAMN WINNING

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>Trump allows legalization and taxation of weed
>Mexican brick weed will pay for it all
As if you guys didn't expect this, c'mon

it would solidify him winning 2020.

TRUMP will pass it on 4/20

SCREENCAP THIS

holy shit, im waiting

it will have them niggers voting republican for the next 500 years.

I started vaping recently. Man it's a lot more comfy than smoking it through a pipe hit. which id been doing for the previous 7 years.

Ron Wyden is Jewish

dude those carts are fucking FIRE. what strain you like most? I like the fruity pebbles, and hte gorilla glue and the one blueberry from DANK and hte strawberry cough. I can get stoned at the movies with it and no one knows.

Archive because OP is a faggot
archive.is/oB6wi

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Once weed is legal the govt will lace it w fenadyl, millions will die, screenshot this.

Dude weed lmao

actually I unironically smoked every day for the past 15 years so this thread appeals to me

Yes goy, smoke your brain into a mushy stooper while we continue destroying your societies

I think POTUS is gonna sign this if it gets through. How will the media spin it? "Orange man bad?" "wtf i hate weed now?"

Gee, like alcohol?

Check'd, legal soma soon goyim

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>lost cartel business means Mexico actually pays for it

>Hippy leftists won't know how to react.
This.
Watch, Trump's political bank account is gonna EXPLODE and normies are gonna be confused as to how to react.
Trump is already releasing prisoners. If he legalizes weed, too, something these soibois have been raving about FOR YEARS now, what are they gonna say? "Orange man bad?"

>Yes, goyim. Numb yourself. Get high and forget the problems your people and race are currently facing. Just mellow out. 420, blaze it!

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>taxes it
Can't we have just one thing they don't tax?
They'll just throw the money down a hole anyway.

We've had legal soma for years.

They will. Fucking watch.

Then live in a based state with low taxes.
And don't you fucking DARE vote democrat.

>NO! It’s bad that it’s legal. I changed my mind. It needs to be criminalized. ORANGE MAN BAD!1!

If this happens he's sealed 2020 there's a huge positive look on pot. Will this mean you can drive a truck and smoke pot off duty? I wonder

That would be hilarious. If the left wants to completely abandon all the political capital it gets out of "DUDE WEED LMAO," let them. Let them be the party of jailing nonviolent offenders, high taxes, late term abortion, crime, pedophilia, open borders, and no weed. Fucking LET THEM.

YES.

YES.

ABSOLUTE YES.

NOT BECAUSE YOU SUPPORT MARIJUANA LEGALIZATION OR WHATEVER, BUT IT WILL SIMPLY TAKE AWAY THE CELEBRATION OF MARIJUANA LEGALIZATION FROM THE FAR-LEFT (FL) AND FORCE THEM TO EITHER ARGUE WHY LEGALIZATION IS BAD OR ADMIT TRUMP DID SOMETHING GOOD.

For decades, there's been an unspoken and innate feeling that a Democrat/Liberal/the-like would would eventually legalize Marijuana under their administration (sorta like Gay Marriage). Obama promised he would do it, but once he got into office he renegaded at the promise and (if I recall correctly) smugly laughed at a constituent for asking him once when he was gonna get around to it: stating that he had more important issues to focus on.

Trump Derangement Syndrome is so palpable and powerful, that the FL and allies throw away their principles at the drop of a hat to get a chance at hating Trump and his allies. Trump getting elected overshadowed all the states' legalizations (of Marijuana) during the 2016 election. They talked about how the elections were unhackable until he won, suddenly it was possible and "very-likely". The FL were Anti-war and against Syria-intervention until Trump pulled out recently, despite literally the year before they were against his HOMB strikes. Elon Musk became part of the camp against the MSM Trump is in and they tried to push the idea that weed became uncool and stupid because Musk took his very first hit on JRE.

Imagine the level of cognitive dissonance they'd have to go through if Trump, a Republican, was the one who legalized Marijuana federally. Imagine the amount of disdain and annoyance they would generate trying to pump propaganda that marijuana is uncool and harmful to society all of a sudden just because Trump is the one who got it legalize. Despite all the decades of the effort to do so.

Just to torture the FL, you have to support this bill. Calling it the 420 Bill is just icing on the cake.

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or you could just use it sensibly;like everything else

Yeah, but the Republicans are gonna shoot it down.

>IT WILL SIMPLY TAKE AWAY THE CELEBRATION OF MARIJUANA LEGALIZATION FROM THE FAR-LEFT (FL) AND FORCE THEM TO EITHER ARGUE WHY LEGALIZATION IS BAD OR ADMIT TRUMP DID SOMETHING GOOD.
THIS.
IT STEALS THEIR THUNDER AND THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
JUST LIKE WE'RE GONNA STEAL MORE SCOTUS PICKS.

>don't you fucking DARE vote democrat
Never have

Found it: youtube.com/watch?v=8YTrrqEdrI8

>Trump legalizes weed
>hippy leftists stop smoking pot out of sheer spite
>they get jobs
KEK

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>Will this mean you can drive a truck and smoke pot off duty?
Probably not

No, it just means they've finally got the tax structure in place to benefit from legalization.

both, and all the reefer madness they can throw in with it.
the man is SHITLORD INCARNATE, I honestly dont think he will till 4/20/2020 for max keks and to BTFO of everyone else.
$5 and a rough kinky handjob behind the dairy queen says he will tweet SMOKE EM IF YA GOT EM when he does sign it legal.

>yes, just use a little. Just to calm down.

Ov Vey.

So it gets legalized you just can't drive for 30 days after hmmmm

>S. 420
DUDE

>ERROR ERROR ERROR

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Federal decriminalization doesn't equal state decriminalization.

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>S. 420
Glad to know they are still remembering Hitler after all these years.

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DUDE, Legalizing this would make Trump a Blacker President than Obama.

>Dis nigga got weed legalized AND got a lot of us outta prison than that Uncle Tom Obama!?
>SHIEEEEEEETTTTTTT.

Good, ill buy some the minute it comes out and use it in moderation for my spine injury and nerve damage in my back.

I know, but on a federal level now bruh

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>yew kno dat niggah got hissef uh gold apartment? dat niggah aint oh- ran-juh, he GOWLD NIGGA.

YES YES IT DOES NIGGER especially if you live in a state where it's already legal holy shit now it's legit legit no fucking pigs coming up to you like "yeah it's a state thing buddy, not on the federal level m'kay?"

Yeah, but if you like in Colorado, Nevada, California, Michigan, or any other state where it's already legal statewide, it means you can buy guns and smoke weed, both legally. They'll have to update the forms and everything.
Plus, it steals thunder from the left. Which is what we want.

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>Literally comes from the land of Mind-Fog Drink
Oy Vey, Hans, please do support liquor, tobacco, private prison and pharmaceutical lobbying which aims to prevent legalization

Good Goy. Weed is bad. Here, buy this completely manufactured happy pill! Guranteed addiction and zombiefication all approved.
youtube.com/watch?v=MIAJemmO-bg

He already legalized hemp and cbd Dumbass. Read the farm bill.

This. He's just spreading full legalization out over time for maximum political efficacy. I suspect full legalization will be paired with something else like the First Step bill.

Here's hoping, Seems likely/inevitable.

fpbp

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The SOTU was a preview. The left will have no choice but to applaud Trump when all is said and done. 2020 is ours.
With AOC and the radical left in Congress, Trump can pass measures like this without looking like a leftist. He looks moderate or even conservative by comparison.

Nothing has changed in WA state. Weed has always been easy to get and was never really a big deal. Now it’s just more convienient to be able to go to the store and get it instead of dealing with some faggot ass drug dealer.

Itll be a big wall, a big brick wall, and green.

This. Want to make the demcocrat she Marxist socialist communist purple haired faggot hippies irrelevant in politics??? Just have a major republican be the one to legalize pot at the federal level. Swing voters will never again let a democrat into a major seat. The Republican Party will become the party blacks and minorities will be voting for again.

>don’t you see? Rump can pass leftist laws now with approval!

Actually, i'm for a temporary ban on weed with life imprisonment for possessing.
Even though i'm libertarian, we need a good reason to lock up the leftist parasites. We can then legalize it when they rot in jail.

Euro meme flag. Your brain cells are already fried.

theres a head shop by me where the owner is both estatic and fuming at teh farm bill.

he's happy because of all the CBD money rolling in, and there is a lot rolling in, but he is fucking livid about trump being behind it. he fucking hates him because ORANGE MAN BAD and I got him al tied up, and recorded him spazzing out when I asked for some citations of trumps racism and the rest of the horrible shit he's done.

>hes just evil, thats why.
>something, something, something, ORANGE MAN BAD!!!
why? can you give any actual legitimate examples with proof?
>its on the change with her page!!!
>youre a fucking nazi!!! I'm taking my car to another shop!!!
you are welcome to take your business anywhere you feel comfortable having them service your vehicle.
>as expected of a nazi!!! wait.... what? you arent going to yell at me?
nope. heres a list of guys that are really good on classic volkswagens, I can make some calls if you would like, to see if they have any openings.
>why would you do that? i called orange man bad!!
so? who cares, you are entitled to your own opinion. its a free country bro.

that blew his old hippy tits.

that would give them all strokes.

Yeah, and it gets us elections for the next century.

Watch. We're gonna get the first woman president, too.

Israel’s already moving forward with legal medical cannabis exports.

LITERALLY HITLER I'M SHAKING
SCREENCAP THIS

Definitely will be the way to grab a lot of minority votes! I imagine trump is probably more libertarian when it comes to weed. And yea if he does this along with decreasing the drug offending only prison population he will make the Republican Party look great. The republicans will forever be able to hold this over the democrats heads.. “YOU guys NEVER legalized weed or helped ANY of the suffering minorities locked away for non violent drug related crimes. WE did. You Democrat’s could never help the minorities. So there!” Is what trump will be able to say to any democrat trying to take his seat.

You know Trump has legalization up his sleeve for the 2020. Either drop it before voting so dipshit hippies vote for you or say its something you'll get to in early 2021 so they have to vote for you.

It's unironically 4d chess

>everything is a conspiracy to keep me down!!!!!

>The bill is part of a three-bill package: A second would impose a tax on marijuana products similar to federal excise taxes on alcohol, while a third would allow state-legal marijuana businesses to claim tax deductions and credits.

So it becomes legalized, we get taxed to buy it, and big businesses get our tax dollars to sell it? Amazing how a civil rights issue turns into a money grab

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Hahaha imagine that. Obama just put men in women’s restrooms and legalized gay marriage. Trump: legalized weed decreases minority prison population. It will forever make Democrat’s the most useless party

States are legalizing fast though, that tax revenue.

>hates "nazis"
>drives Volkswagen

That's all I smoke now is distillate cartridges. Such a better high. So much more pure

Lol I love reminding people that Trump legalized Hemp. Orange man good.

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already there faggot

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>Even though i'm libertarian, we need a good reason to lock up the leftist parasites. We can then legalize it when they rot in jail.

Okay, Nixon.

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It's something that my dad brings up all the time. the dude has a nice collection of classic VW's, but he's people stupid with mechanics. he got fucked, HARD, on his split window beetle restoration. that was a fucking abomination. bondo an inch thick and cracking under the shitty paint that is orange peel and fisheyed. and the fuckboi job on the engine was terrible.

i stripped that car with a dustless blaster (WHICH IS TITS FOR THAT, seriously watch the youtube videos) and we rebuilt it. those old air cooled cars are neat.

which strain is the distillate in the carts?

Brainlet. Your response to "leftist parasites" is jailing them making them 100% dependent on the state. You are not a libertarian.

McPrisons™ will do just fine

>legal medical cannabis exports.
who gets the licenses?
Britain is the biggest exporter of medical grade cannabis
It is banned in the UK to even experiment with cannabis as a valid medical research subject as it is said to have
>"no medical qualities whatsoever"
Yet Theresa May the Prime Minister has a husband called Phillip May who helps manage a hedge fund that has shares in a pharmaceutical company in the UK that has THE ONLY licences to extract thc and cbd from cannabis and produce sativex a much more ineffective drug and costly alternative to custom-made thc oil available in Holland

One UK minister involved in criminal drug sentences has her own husband as a key employee of British Sugar which grow medical cannabis for worldwide export

based reference

Why can’t trump just direct the DEA to reschedule it and allow states to regulate it like they do with alcohol

he can, he's waiting for the maximum effect.