WE WAS GENIES!!!

WE WAS GENIES!!!

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

This looks so fucking bad.

Leave it to disney to make Will Smith a slave.

>robin williams not being able to play genie in both
what a loss

Fucking top lel m8. #aladdinslave

>We WUZ genies
They really wuz though... I forget most of you weren't even alive in the 90s. Must really fucking suck to be you huh?

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My dislikes keep getting removed.

I honestly think this is one of the best roles Will ever was cast for considering his best role and performance was as Fresh Prince. Don't know about the movie but the role is perfect for him.

WIR WAREN GENIES

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Holy shit, A greyskin redguard.

That's pretty fucking jarring. It ruins the tone of the trailer.

TERROR SHIT, THERES TERROR SHIT SPRAYING EVERYWHERE AGRRH MY GOD HAS DIED!

based

Based and slumpilled.

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lol his voice is such a fucking joke. such a bad casting.

Will Smith looks fucking retarded and Jafar actor sounds like's a tranny

Remember to boycott this shit.
Push that disney is racist if we need

I absolutely fucking wish someone would make an all-asian cast remake of Roots.

The shit would hit the fan, and I don't even know who they'd be mad at.

kek if it weren't for the CGI this would look like a Bollywood movie

I'd like Shaq as a genie more than Smith

Look at that smile.

>2021
>Disney remakes Mulan
>Mulan is a nigger because Chinks are not diverse enough
I really want this to happen

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Mulan is a ughyr man who has to pray to Allah in secret. At the very end they accept his religion and there's a gay marriage with the commander!

LMAO Will Smith is so cringe these days.

Also the chairman approves.

>will smith, and bad CGI
shaq should have been genie

>#aladdinslave
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

In Western Arabia, lamp enslaved
The Cave of Wonders is where a spend most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And casting three wishes for any old fool
When a swarthy young guy came in from the sand
Started rubbing dirt off my golden lamp
I got a new little master and Jafar got scared
And said "You're moving in with me and my parrot in Bel Air"

wow, looks like shit

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This looks almost as bad as that one sinbad movie! Kazam or whatever.

Er, no shazam.

It feels like they bought will smith not for his talent for his name

god this looks bad. fucking hell.

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Why are you guys so obsessed with black people? is it envy?

yeah because we all totally get a say in someone deciding to post a fucking thread

8002738255

RIP Robin

Shaq is OK IMO.

shhhh

That nigger is blue, not black, Einstein.

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Zoomers will never know such joy.
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Well done user

Everytime a black person is cast in any role, even plausible ones like this, you faggots rage with insecurity via "WE"

I mean it makes sense considering that the genie needs to have his freedom given to him.

Mulan will be tranny propaganda, I guarantee it.

>#aladdinslave
So much this

Shit tier like everything the nuCIA er.. I mean Disney touches..

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so, she done any porn yet?

The bad CGI makes Pilotwings 64 look like Hyper Realism

>Weak music, no impact, no range
>Jafar sounds like a weak fag, mewly voice that doesn't project
>Will smith painted blue is still will smith painted blue, voice doesn't project either
>The most inoffensive tepid "joke" to finish off on.

I can't believe this but this is so sacchrinated and riskless it's making a DISNEY MOVIE look edgy.

These people just hope each generation dies off and doesn't remember the original movie I guess? Fucking hell.

shut your mouth you filthy vile spic. god damn you pedro i will knife you in the back if you ever talk that way about luna again

Looked pretty acceptable for a live action the first 50 seconds. But then... They raped him! They raped the genie! They raped the genie like they raped Indiana Jones
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AYOOOOO WASSUP NIGGA YA'LL GOTS TREE WISHESH

not a single straight white male in sight

disney is so fucking racist it's unbelievable

Aladdin is whiter than you mutt

Underrated

I don't get why that last line will Smith just said is in there. Does everyone know who genie is? Is it because everyone has seen the Disney movie Aladdin? pop culture references for the movie they are remaking? Wtf?

A HAHAHAAAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS DOOOOOOD

Should have said
>jafar got mad
>moving with me and my parrot in Bagdad

"Blue face" is racist!!

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My GF just played the trailer for me. It legit looks like shit. No surprise

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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>Shaq wasn't picked to be the genies
SHAQ GOT ROBBED

>OH NO NO NO NO NO
>This looks so fucking bad.
>In Western Arabia, lamp enslaved
>The Cave of Wonders is where a spend most of my days
>Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
>And casting three wishes for any old fool
>When a swarthy young guy came in from the sand
>Started rubbing dirt off my golden lamp
>I got a new little master and Jafar got scared
>And said "You're moving in with me and my parrot in Bel Air"
>wow, looks like shit
>A HAHAHAAAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS DOOOOOOD


lmao disney is dead

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This is why Robin Williams commited suicide

its rewind time

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>our media empire is dying, The Movie

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Would be a decent trailer if not for the fucking trailer music and cuts to black.
Is there (((anything))) I should know about trailer music?

God Will Smith makes a hideous fucking genie. Don't even care that he's black, motherfucker is ugly as sin in that makeup.