Why aren't you dating a conservative, traditional, athletic horse girl?
Why aren't you dating a conservative, traditional, athletic horse girl?
Liam Evans
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Mason Smith
Riding a horse doesn't make you athletic.
Also, her fly is open. She can't contain her erection.
Henry Roberts
Horses are more trouble and expense than kids.
Fuck that.
Chase Taylor
Horse women are all fucking insane
Landon Bell
ach leftyfag
Dylan Baker
My wife and kids would be upset with me.
Owen Rogers
Dating is for pussies
James Long
Girls who are into horses are nearly always fucked up in the head. Pretty much cat lady - tier.
Ryan Murphy
Horses are expensive as hell and inconvenient. Simply too much baggage.
Luke White
Because the last one left me and is now tongue fucking a faux-aryan sloth.
Joseph Richardson
Cause i'm poor
Aiden Cruz
yes it does. And it gives a tight crotch.
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Matthew Gomez
Would if I could.
Jason Morales
You may not want to date one then. You get a pass.
Landon Powell
you lost me at horse
I'm teaching her to drive stick tho
Easton White
You know she fucks that enormous horse cock, right?
Anthony Johnson
>horse girl
Equestrianism is a gateway to race treason
Daniel Hughes
i am lol go suck a dick
Levi Richardson
Ethan Reed
Horse girls
Isaac Garcia
not now applejack
Juan Wright
>Horse women
Batshit insane, every last one of them.
Blake Campbell
why is it that females have higher interest rates of horses??
Blake Bennett
Horse girls get horse cocks.
Tyler Diaz
Change the marriage laws first. Make the marriage vows legally binding.
Ian Nelson
This.
Daniel Ortiz
Cooper Rodriguez
Those things are fucking EXPENSIVE. Aside from that, most of the horse girls I know are either super stuck up rich girls or unhinged alcoholic horse fuckers. A few of them are actually legit wife material. At least none of them are fat.
Jonathan Thomas
came here to see this
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Ian Wilson
she cute
Hudson Reed
What makes them insane like cat lady tier?
I knew one horse girl and she was a bit off but haven't really known others to be that crazy, maybe if I knew them better.
Eli Jenkins
I didn't take the chance when she was showing interest. I left for college and eventually lost contact. Tried to rebuild that connection years later, but she wasn't interested in more than friendship anymore. She found someone new. Eventually she stopped answering her texts altogether. Biggest regret of my life because I spent years putting her on a pedestal and building up this image of her that no one can compare to anymore. It fucking sucks. Life advice for any young anons, a rejection isn't the scary thing about a crush, the what-ifs are. Don't let yourself fall in love with a dream girl. Find someone real and hold on to them.
Dominic Sullivan
i've heard they're all psychos and closet horse fuckers.
Nathan Butler
Sorry user, this isn't Jow Forums
Ethan Miller
I was. She gave me an STD and trickle-truthed some horrifying sex history.
Ethan Reyes
baste
Austin Green
Horse riding destroys a woman's hymen, so its impossible to tell if they a virgin or not.
Xavier Scott
>What makes them insane like cat lady tier?
They get sexual pleasure from riding a horse, and they get psychological satisfaction from being able to dominate a big strong dumb animal. These translate into how they treat men.
Jeremiah Green