Everyone thinks I'm a fuckboy I'm actually a kv How și I reclaim my reputation
>Go on date with Qt >First date ever >Said "we should be friends, I don't plan to be another one of your bitches" Sad.png
>in class, teachers talking about breakups makes us write an essay on our personal experience with them >just sit there >"Cmon user I'm sure you have a lot of experience don't you? Hehe" >"I don't actually" >"What you never had a girlfriend?!" >"Nah" >"Well I didn't expect that" >She basically looks shocked >Keeps talking about it for like 10 minutes in front of the class makes me embarrassed as fuck >Random classmate: "he's lying" >Another one: " he doesn't have A girlfriend, he's got a bunch" Oh no.png
>English class >Just me and another classmate for meditations >Get notification from friends >Teacher: "You should tell all those girls to wait till after the class user, hihi" >Keeps giving examples in grammar about going out with multiple girls and refers to me Great
>Go on date with another Qt after reclaiming confidence >Tell her that I hate everyone thinks I'm a fuckboy >"I know you are no need to lie" I'm about to cry
>Try to tell my female friends about the date >"WAIT YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH LIKE HOW MANY GIRLS?" >turns around in the cafeteria and tells some aquitances >"If he ever asks you out say no, he's dating like 3 girls a week" Literally went on 3 dates all my life nigga what
>Get Facebook notification >Onetisis tags me in a meme >Fuck yes >A meme about fuckboys being saggitarius >I'm Sagittarius Why God
This keeps happening and I hate it what do I do to fix my reputation if it's obviously a lie, and it makes me even more depressed knowing that I'm actually a loser that everyone thinks he's an asshole
I'm actually a really nice guy and I'm pretty shy, girls just assume I don't like them when I don't make a move, actually just to much of a pussy.
I'm a sad autistic loser that's trying to fake being a normie and is somewhat successful at it It would be the shitiest movie ever
Julian Davis
Make a stand up routine. 5 Minute bit. Performance it during a comedy nigga or a poetry slam. Redeem your Ass user.
Adam Williams
Sorry am on my phone. *perform *night
Cooper Sanchez
Not OP, but I guess I can do this as a hobby
Eli Thomas
"actually I'm a kissless virgin because of prejudices like yours" ??? profit or not
Adam Myers
I sorta feel you bro
Im 26khhv. Im tall, decently muscular not that good looking but people say i have masculine face. I never even held hands with girl romantically and just want nice relationship without drama.
Never been on date either. Yet girls are calling me sexy / handsome or outright flirting with me but most of times those are married already girls.
Today gorgeous girl smiled to me in store and it gave me chest pain almost because i realized i will never even come close to having someone like her.
Incelgang wwu
Angel Wilson
Never read something more relatable Nice to not be alone, I'm literally surrounded by girls, like just yesterday I slept over at one, slept in a bed with 4 girls, I only wore boxers, my friends called me a stud What they don't seem to understand is that those girls threat me as if I'm gay, like that's it, they don't even think I'm capable of sexual thought We are just friends and never anything else And it kills me deep inside
Landon Brown
>you know anonette >I've never felt this way about a girl before but you're really special >??? >profit
Joshua Morris
This sounds like a high schools girl fantasy
Josiah Reed
Nice larp. Very enjoyable.
Brayden Adams
Never used myself since it's a snake strat but people on the internet say it can work
Grayson Clark
Why does every normalfag that's slightly awkward think they're a robot nowadays? It's not autism, it's part of being normal and growing up.
As an autistic person, do you think there are many autists on Jow Forums or most are just socially awkward? Sometimes I'll get into an argument with a person and the way they respond makes me think they're autistic, but I really don't know enough about it to say.
I'm gonna do it and post the link since it seems like this board suddenly got popular.
Give me a couple hours
Ryan Gray
This was me in hs and up until I was almost 30. At first didn’t have sex cuz I was Mormon then later because it was hard to choose when to have sex for the first time even when the option was always here to me. Solution? Fake it till you make it. Play the game. Being a fuckboi will definitely pay off in college or at college age parties. Good luck.
Robert Murphy
And females love that shit.
Alexander Fisher
Real robots wont claim it.
Alexander Diaz
Well guys I hit a road block
My Tape Recorder App costs 5 dollars to export in Paypal and I am negative 10 already from Ebay Fees.
Well alright, let's retrace your steps for a second. When did it start? who were you hanging out with when it started? what were you doing in life when it started? (specifically socially or dating). Also, I don't think it's the case, but just throwing it out there, is it possible it's just some joke at your expense? I don't think it is considering the girls going on a date with you said that, but you'd be a better judge of that than me.
Zachary Gray
>When did it start? This year who were you hanging out with when it started? My friends, who are mostly somewhat attractive girls >what were you doing in life when it started (specifically socially or dating). I started being social and dating, had first kiss, got a nice body, raised confidence and looks, got invited to parties a lot and generally acting as a normie >Also, I don't think it's the case, but just throwing it out there, is it possible it's just some joke at your expense? Doubt it, I was a huge loser before and no one joked about it? But idk, I think my friends would tell me
Jose James
It sounds like it might be something that started as a gag but other people who weren't in on it started believing. >user walks around with what seems to be a harem >tell friend in obvious jest >friend tells friend in less obvious jest >friend of friend tells an acquaintance seriously I guess the only thing you can hope for is enjoy being regarded a manly Adonis and try and clear shit up when it gets brought up. I really have no other advice to give, hope it gets better you humble bragging, handsome fuck. I may be wrong, but I think if you manage to convince a girl of what you really are she'd think she has hit the jackpot, most girls love that "cool guy is secretly awkward and inexperienced". At least most girls that aren't absolute whores.
Benjamin Allen
>naturally handsome >grew up playing sports >exercise daily >smart, well spoken >have been hit on by more girls than the reverse >lone sexual experience was assault lmao
Well the girls I went out with didn't know me or my friends so it falls from their perspective >most girls love that "cool guy is secretly awkward and inexperienced". Hmmm sounds bullshit but will try Thanks user
Samuel Mitchell
>Well the girls I went out with didn't know me or my friends so it falls from their perspective That's just it, they didn't need to know you or your friends, just hear the rumor that originated by someone who dismembered an observation about you.
Isaiah Russell
Alrighty, here's how you do it:
Move to forest in the middle of nowhere. Make sure you're a virgin or this shit won't work. Just live in isolation for a few decades. While you're sleeping, wizard robes will grow out of your skin and you'll receive magical powers. Use your magic to scry the location of every person that called you a fuckboy. Teleport to them, shout some random gibberish and turn them into every day objects (toaster, vase, fleshlight, etc)
