WaPo tells its readers not to look at Bezo's peepee pics
WaPo tells its readers not to look at Bezo's peepee pics
Leo Cox
Colton Foster
>don’t think about penguins
Joshua Williams
Post it
Caleb Collins
That's the worst thing to say if you don't want people to look.
Eli Kelly
Thank you, WaPo, I really needed some sort of incentive NOT to look at some other bloke's cock!
Lucas Cruz
>Oh no that sucks
Literally the same nonsense Cuomo tried to pull with Wikileaks. They haven't learned anything.
Christopher Lewis
>"Don't look at them"
It really has only been in the last few years that news articles flat out *tell* the reader what to think or do.
Wyatt Kelly
democracy dies in darkness
Henry Hall
Don't think of the color orange
Josiah Rogers
Imagine being Bezo's and having to pay journalists to beg the public not too look at your dick pics.
What a slimy little prick this guy is. Cant even pay his workers a fair wage. No wonder his wife left him. People like Bezos have the world in the palm of their hands, and they still aren't happy. My guess is he is another Jew who will never be happy.
Brayden Gray
which billionaire has the largest wang?
Landon Sanchez
Hello Mr. Pecker!
Evan Flores
>tfw you'll eventually see your boss' wee wee
I work at a FC fml.
Jace Martinez
Isnt the Washington post owned by amazon?
Christian Murphy
pay me 1btc and I won't look
Easton King
Reminds me of the anti-piracy notices they started playing in front of movies
>WAIT YOU CAN GET THIS SHIT FOR FREE???
Colton Hill
Man The Washington Post is astonishing. Why the fuck Americans haven't taken it down I have no idea.
Cameron Phillips
Democracy dies when Bezos pecker remains in darkness. Bring that thing into the light.
Tyler White
What if he's in blackface?
Colton Rogers
Aaron Hill
Bezos himself
Leo Watson
lol, yeah. good point.
>warning: what you just paid for, other people are getting for free, it's such a problem that we have to beg you not to do this, that's how many people are getting this shit for free. but don't you start doing it as well even though we already implied basically everyone is already doing this.
that warning message just made people who actually bought the movie feel like chumps
Logan Morales
other then eating smoked baby meat and shit, which probably isnt going to come out, what could the zuck possibly be hiding. are the zucks dick pics about to get leaked? because if thats whats coming nobody needs to tell us not to look.
Alexander Perez
>It really has only been in the last few years that news articles flat out *tell* the reader what to think or do.
because most people with critical minds already dropped out of trusting the mainstream media at all. but the ones who are left are like the loyal cult following that you can straight up order around and they will just obey
Colton Perez
What if zuck actually has a micro usb dongle?
Samuel Peterson
if zucks dongle is about to leak maybe he should just mainstream dick pics. a sister site to facebook he could call it penis ledger. if he rolls out penis ledger or cockbook fast enough then dick pics will become normalized before his dongle leaks and nobody will care.
Isaac Scott
A world that allow billionaires to exist and continue to exist is immoral end of story.
Adrian Wright
>Brunig
>That NPC version of JUST that is Zuck
Jace Turner
Are you sure you don't want to look?
Luis Perez
what if zucks dongle leaks and he gets revenge by leaking EVERYONES dongle. he probably has dick pics on half the population.
Jason Sanchez
Not everyone operates like a Canadian, my dude.
Ryder Wood
How much testosterone/HGH is he running? I wonder...
Eli Ward
Only this one, goy. You can look at this one.
Kevin Flores
they do in the highest circles of power
which is why canada runs the world
Nathan Lopez
Funniest thing I've read for days
Remember if you kill your enemies they win
Lincoln Brown
if you only kill some of your enemies you embolden your enemies and give them propaganda ammunition to turn more people against you so in a way thats not always entirely wrong
Asher Cruz
canadians are always three steps ahead
Liam Foster
Facebook insider here. Zuckerberg actually has a massive penis. It's huge. I'm talking a real King Kong dong. It's a closely guarded secret that around certain *ahem* female executives, he whips it out and robotically chants "Rise, my stock price!" as his dick erects to an epic stature. He doesn't even touch it, it just rises. He says it's from the future. HR caught wind of this and cheekily scolded him to "Tuck the Zuck!". This was the office motto for a while, kinda as a joke, but it was actually engraved on my wedding cake. That's where Mark, while drunk, got a call from an investor who told him about the latest quarterly report and exclaimed "Stocks are through the roof!". That was the trigger. There was a faint rumble followed by a literal freight train erupting from his pants like snakes in a can. His magnum circumsized schlong pierced straight through my "Can't Tuck the Zuck" wedding cake. He was stuck there for a whole 5 minutes. The photographer got a gigapixel shot of every hair, vein, and pimple of that pythonic shaft entombed in sepulchre of frosting. Your move, Enquirer...
Parker Wood
Because they are being chased by angry, naked Somalians?
Nathaniel Smith
Bezo has nudes? I heard something alluding to this but never heard of it. How'd that happen?
Ethan Diaz
White faggot.
Julian Robinson
>be Zuck
>sit on booster seat when testifying
>everyone thinks it's cause you are insecure
>actually, it's to keep your massive dong from dragging on the carpet.
Brayden Gray
his mistress's brother wanted to MAGA. Not lying.
Isaac Fisher
>just trust me
Noah Wright
How do you mean?
I just looked it up. Turns out he doesn't have a prenup either. His wife will be fine I think.
Ian Cox
her brother stole the pics from her phone and sent them to a tabloid because he likes Trump
Tyler Howard
oh shit lol
Caleb Williams
Based bro PATROLLED his thot sister
Brayden Powell
Wew
Isaiah Mitchell
>The hunt as all fake news sources try to find the fabled Trump PeePee tape
>perfectly fine
>Dick pics and other things of prominent billionaires in control of fake news to be looked
>DONT LOOK YOU FUCKING GOYS RESPECT THEIR PRIVACY
It's all so tiresome.
Luke Edwards
>respect their privacy while they datamine the fuck out of the population with ai algorithms creating a total surveillance state that eventually destroys privacy for all humanity completely
lol
NOW they understand privacy
Nicholas Miller
True. That is how IS were born
David Fisher
Proof
Luis Morales
oh shit
Kayden Perez
>democracy dies in darkness goy
>REEE STOP LISTENING TO TRUE BUT ALTERNATE MEDIA SOURCES, THE ENQUIRER IS BADWRONGTHINK YOU FUCKING GOYIM
Gabriel Rodriguez
Bezos owns wapo kek
Luis Ortiz
Let's just say he wiped the floor of Congress that day.
Joshua Hughes
Norf FC?
Jack Hall
I dont really need to see some old billionaires dick desu how fucking bored are people
Noah Gonzalez
No problem.
Levi Wright
Why the Fock would I want to look at Bezos cock pics? Now his wife’s pics though. . .
David Rogers
Hi Zuck!
Jordan Perry
Don’t look at our bosses weiner!
Also Bezos doesnt influence what we publish. Believe us!
Landon Wood
I wanna see Elons red rocket.