I'm A Jew. AMA

If you are a jew how do i know this isn't a trick ?

It exists as long as those walls are up and Israelis are inside.

I didn't move here. I was born here. Israel isn't as comfy as the US.

over-representation in positions of power***

what the fuck is an "Israeli"?

When black people live at the bottom because of “socioeconomic conditions” but Jews live at the top because of “genes and intellect”.

Do you kidnap children, sacrifice them, eat them and drink their blood?

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I guess you don't. I'm just bored though. Jews get bored too.

We're just smart. You hate us because we outcompete you. Idk why Asians don't get the same hate from you guys. They're like watered down Jews and most of you guys praise them.

Doesn't matter, if your kind want to live free of us, why the fuck do you follow us around like the niggers do.

>jew talks about jewish cronyism
Shocked

Aren't Jews white ? You look pretty white, P.s Jew is not a race of people, my family isn't race, so yours ins't either. also kys

What makes a jew a jew? I discovered that I'm 1/8 jewish but I don't beleive in any kind of supernatural stuff or religion and yet I hear from folk that you can be athesit and still jewish. How does that make sense.
Personally I guess if you had your Bar Mitzwaah and celeberate atleast once a year a jewish festival and beleive in Yaweh, then you are jewish. What do you think.

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calling yourself intelligent and believing in a "tale' that makes you special/chosen at the same time. like having to deal with a child believing in santa, but worse! a child who thinks he's the most special of all, simply because his jew-surroundings keep pounding this into his mind.
chosen? it's prettay prettay prettay sad if you need to live your life this way.

I don't know many Jews who don't dislike blacks. We don't say that though. You guys are dumb for saying it. Let the blacks think you're on their side if you want to keep them away. Don't let them know you're against them ffs.

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Why do Jews skew so leftist? Why do Jews feel a need to live among the goyim?

>We're not trying to subvert anything,
how would you know you didn't invent Judaism, Rome did

Thats cute

It's very rare that a Jew identifies as white. It's admittedly more common publically, but that's just because we risk backlash when we say we're not white. Most of us in the US have fair skin though.

>We're just smart.
if you guys are so smart how come upstate New York is full of state funded asylums full of jewish retards?

The Yahweh cult was trash from day one. All the criticisms Jews levy at Christianity are even more applicable to the cult of Yahweh. You know as much, that's probably why you switched to Saturn worship.

because the chinese don't fucking whine and cry about how oppressed they are whenever you talk shit about china. I swear I get so close to being like, "eh maybe jews aren't so bad" and then a fucking jew opens their mouth and I want to crucify them like they did my Lord and Savior. Literally today I was having a little shift in my allegiance with the whole Ilhan thing, not big just a little self reflection, then a fucking zionist started talking about how jews have nothing wrong and I wanted to fucking burn him to death. It's the god damn condescension as you've just displayed, the sheer vanity. you should be scattered like the fleas you are. FUCK i want you to die, sweet god damn.

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>Hey, Jow Forums, I'm a Jew
stopped reading right there. what are you doing out of the oven?

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Well educated people skew left and Jews are well educated on average.

How do I become one of u? I could easly pass as a jew.

>I swear I get so close to being like, "eh maybe jews aren't so bad" and then a fucking jew opens their mouth and I want to crucify them like they did my Lord and Savior.
you recognize their function, to distract you from the deed owner

Yeah who let out of the ovens

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Try again. High IQ people vote R, and Jewish elites are more left wing than comparable gentile elites. Also why do Jews feel a need to live among gentiles?

This gets to the heart of the matter.
Just like every other group, they'll follow us to the ends of the earth, sucking up our blood.

>Also, we're the chosen people so we don't like to mix much for obvious reasons. I'm not practicing for the most part but that mindset gets carried over to secularism too.
Chosen ppl, why were kicked out of almost literally every place and or civilization of our modern era?
>I just wanted to give you guys some insight. I browse here occasionally just to see what you're all up to. Feel free to ask me any questions.
What gives you the impression that we need filtered "insight"? Also, seem very "nice" and "helpful", that is quite opposite to your tribe mentality (which hasn't changed in centuries!)
>Since it's probably going to be asked, yes, I feel more allegiance to Israel than the US. Imagine if the US were 99% brown. You'd feel more allegiance to Europe, I'm sure. I still enjoy the US and hope it does well though.
You think you're clever and deductive but you're just aware that your post will attract mediocre attention. Who do you think cares, also, would you be willing to publicly state, in front of a live american audience what you just said in the post and, consequently state that 'muricans should continue paying taxes to - basically - israhell and also serve in the army as a de facto force for israhell? How bout dat?

my Q to you: If you're so nice and helpful, what is your objective opinion on your tribe? the objective and accurately presented one, not what your subjective peers feed you (i.e: rabbi, parents, friends, etc and any kosher eating individuals) ?

I really really really hate you.

>I'll admit that most of us aren't too fond of white people or goyim in general, but it's not a hatred or desire for control
Calling anyone that aren’t Jews a broad term like “gentiles” is the same with how Muslims call all non-Muslims “kafirs,” it’s basically a term regarding us as sub-humans who don’t praise the correct version of god despite the obvious irony but Jews are worse because it’s entirely based on your lineage and your genes instead of pure ideology. If Jews didn’t care about control then they wouldn’t advocate for more and more when they already have majority control in basically every facet of commerce, education, media and entertainment. Even if you personally don’t want to control anyone and want to live your own life that’s not the same case for the cabal of organized Jews who absolutely have an agenda and definitely compose an untouchable part of the modern upper class that use liberal democracy to maintain their stature. For that reason I believe you’re absolutely fucking wrong and all Jews should fuck off back to Israel like your Zionist overlords want you too so you can leave us the hell alone.

Sage for off topic.

I was just born here. I can't speak for immigrants. I want to live here because it's comfortable.

There is a difference between well educated and High IQ retard. Even the dumbest Jews go to University.

My girlfriend is a jew and she's white?

GET BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT COUNTRY, BITCH!

You are meat shield for kike elite who actually does all the shit. This was described as early as in Protocols of elders of Zion (yeah, if I was a kike I too would have said that these are "forgery").
Damn it must suck being kike commoner, goyim hate you, and kike nobility sees you as just another resource. You have only your own bankers and rabbis to blame for this.

Hows it feel knowing your rabbi sucked your dick?

You are sand nigger turks that co-opted the Jewish identity. Ashkenazi Jews are 3% Israelite. Fuck off Zachariah Nosenstein.

>We're not trying to subvert anything, we're not trying to eradicate white people, and we're not part of a global conspiracy
>hand rubbing intensifies

They're like intelligent niggers.
>moves to a white country
>All we want is fo white people to leave us alone
>we're super smart that's why we have to live in your countries, Israel sucks ass.

>We're just smart.
explain Ron Perlman

>implying your the real "J"wish people.
Hate to break it to you but J was invented in 1500 and represents a fishing hook. Gods chosen people are/were the Yewish people. A yew is a tree. A Jew means literally nothing.

The Yew tree represents yggdrassil. I am the Yewish people. Part of the real chosen by God. The masters if you will. Stop subverting Gods chosen people. The Yewish people. You stinkin' actor!

Pic related.

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Why do you guys blame all the evil and wickedness you've perpetrated in the past on whites? Slavery for example?

This is why your people have been kicked out of hundreds of countries.

Kill yourself, kike.

>We mostly just want to go through life with you guys out of sight and out of mind. Keep whatever you have; we don't care to take it. We just want to do our own thing with our own people.
I really doubt that. Many US Jews seem very deadset to spread their ideals to the goyim. I see much more Jews pushing for inclusiveness (ie everybody is affected by each other) than exclusiveness (ie people sticking to their own communities).

ok libtard

Also, if you want to live around Jews, why don't you move to Israel?

>Chosen ppl, why were kicked out of almost literally every place and or civilization of our modern era?
This is why we have trust issues.
>my Q to you: If you're so nice and helpful, what is your objective opinion on your tribe? the objective and accurately presented one, not what your subjective peers feed you
I favor my own over everyone else if that's what you're asking. I'd give up the US to save Israel if you're looking to get out of me. I'm not trying to hide that. I do very much enjoy the US though, and I think the US and Israel can coexist. I don't wish any harm upon any of you, only good things for my own.

I wouldn't admit any or this to the public. You guys already hate Jews though, so I can't do any harm. If anything, maybe this will humanize Jews to you all. We just want to look out for our own like you do.

Why are you lying? your kind love your rootless existence and desire to leech off of everything and skew everything downward to your pathetic disgusting kike level. You're threatened by whites. You live in perpetual fear of them waking up.

>I was just born here. I can't speak for immigrants. I want to live here because it's comfortable.
Would you say that Jews are a net benefit on gentile societies? Or do you think that Jews are a parasite on their host societies? Why are Jews so insistent on pursuing anti-white policies?

>There is a difference between well educated and High IQ retard.
Yeah, obviously, that's why I included the part about the elites, gentiles in a roughly similar position

We tend to think of it as a term similar to "outsider." It's like how the Chinese refer to white people as foreigners in Mandarin even when they're in majority white countries.

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She looks white and has fair skin. She isn't white even if she incorrectly identifies as white.

That's quite rare. My dick wasnt sucked when I was circumcised. I was circumcised in a hospital.

You pass legislation specifically designed to prevent us from looking after our own, funded by AIPAC.

how is she not white?

Jews took part in slavery, sure. Even with the disproportionate numbers though, we weren't the majority of slave owners.

They're paid to shill. This is what happens when put 6 million schizos on a small strip of desert and wait 50 years.

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In my experience, we mostly just want you guys to get along. Goyim infighting is bad for us. I'm not personally too focused in it though.
For me, the US is more comfortable. I'd move to Israel if the US went south though.

Why dis slidin now? Cuh dis cracka?

Yes you were. And Jews owned the majority of slave ships.

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I think Jews are the most successful demographic in most places they go. That's bad for the former population in a way, I suppose, but not for the nation as an entity of its own. More success is more success regardless of who's successful.

>In my experience, we mostly just want you guys to get along. Goyim infighting is bad for us.

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Must watch. Contained within are clips of kike brutality.youtube.com/watch?v=MonHGHqGMw4
Tbf, i'd do the same to shitskins but this is kikes doing it so i'm mad

Because Jews aren't white.

Ffs youtube.com/watch?v=MonHGHqGMw4

kys

Just as a theoretical, what if the host society felt that Jews are a parasite? Would you be willing to relocate to, say, Israel? After all, Jews are successful anywhere rite? In this example you can take your Jewish friends and family with you

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This is bullshit. I was a poli sic major and one of the first things you learn is that the more educated you are the more you vote Republican. Poor uneducated brown people vote Democrat.

I don't want to go to Israel but I'd go if I felt unsafe in the US. Jews do tend to be most successful in white countries honestly.

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This isn't true. IQ is different, with Dems/Reps having a similar normal distribution pattern to women/men meaning greater variability among Reps, but education skews left.

your tricks dont work on shitskins tho. what will you do once america is completely brown and start murdering jews?

>We mostly just want to go through life with you guys out of sight and out of mind.
same here that’s why we gave you a country you fucking kike.

Who gives a fuck? You sick faggots hold whites collectively guilty for niggers so now you get to be held guilty for your dirty Jewish bankers and the fact that you hold allegiance to Israel instead of the US. Get fucked faggot, hopefully you will be crucified like your kind did to Jesus.

>we don’t have this political power you claim of us
>also if you question us we’ll destroy you

Yea, but it's tiny and in the middle of people who want to kill us. Get rid of the nearby Muslims and help us beef up security more if you want us to flock there. You guys talk about defunding Israel, but that's only going to send more of us to your countries.

"Chosen people", a gun to the back of your head for betraying white Americans says different.

tell me how

>AMA
Where is the male G-spot? Asking for a friend.

Ephraim are the Chosen people, you bulgarian larper.

Genesis 48 and 49, Israel are Gentiles, just like Ephraim was.

There is a hidden hand pushing us all against eachother and everyone is falling for it hook line and sinker. Try and maintain your sense of humor it may be the only thing that keeps you sane. We are well past the point of no return now.

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>We mostly just want to go through life with you guys out of sight and out of mind. Keep whatever you have; we don't care to take it. We just want to do our own thing with our own people.
Except.. This isn't true, is it? You absolutely hate it everytime we want to make a small meritocracy, or when we simply want to live peacefully with a conservative lifestyle on the countryside.
Why do you always attack our culture? Why do you target our youth? Why do you drag us into your armed conflicts?
What exactly do you have against peace and justice?

How much do you want to bet that up, and every other Jew on this thread, read a small portion of this post and passed on it?
Every one of them I would wager. The truth/reality can be jolting, and sometimes hurts.

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You guys aren't going anywhere. Non-white goyim can assimilate anyway though. Look at tech hubs like SF. The Mexicans, blacks, and so on are fine there. As technology grows and cities expand, it won't matter what color anyone is.

You're all transsexuals, aren't you?

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Its a jihadist member from the Self Proclaimed State of Israel

Fuck you kike, send your own soldiers to fight for the greater Israel project, and send your useful idiot commie kurds with them.