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>be me >BTEC in Aviation Studies from doing Air Cadets >think it makes me hot shit >Also have some ASs in useless subjects like Sociology, never finished A-Levels. >Apply to university to do Computer Systems Engineering with foundation year >get unconditional offer >move out of parents house and into rented accommodation >2 weeks into course receive an email from document checking >BTEC isn't worth enough UCAS points >thrown out of uni, try to appeal but get denied >apply for bennies >get Job seekers allowance and housing benefit covers all my rent >drink wine and play Fallout New Vegas all day every day tl;dr, my BTEC turned me into a NEET.
>have BTEC >try to buy the degree meme Why would you do this? Get a job with your BTEC you spaz, it’s worth infinitely more than a multi year waste of a loan course that teaches you nothing but how to write an essay
How's the current playthrough lad? Can't stop going house after usually being a wild card .
Bentley Bennett
Should've taken anotha BTEC, ya couhnt. I've got 5 BTECS: sports therapy, sports management, sports science, sports direct, and sports teaching. Garna apply for a degree in medical science now. Phwwoaar, so glad I did BTECs instead of A-levels -- they're werf 3 A-levels. Fooken suckers dem A-level poofs are
Tory poofs are too insecure to hire us, innit. Don't wanna be outdone by some 'ard werkin' Norfern folk with BTECs, instead of soft Souferners wif fanceh degrees. Fokken discriminashin that is.
My girlfriend was at university so I wanted to go as well. This was 10 years ago, mind you. I forgot to add that I quit my job as a postman to go to uni and that I got £3600 in student loan for my first year that the Jews are never gonna' see again. Pretty good, I've played that game to death. I usually like to go with the NCR. Can't say much good about the higher-ups but for the most part they're made up of good people.
Levi Nelson
I’ve now just realised I have a new fantasy of discovering a remote African tribe where all the women need to milk my seed because they think it’s sacred
Hnnnngh
Gabriel Cook
dunce
Anthony Perry
>My girlfriend was at university so I wanted to go as well
lol I have an aviation studies BTEC as well fro cadets.
Charles Gomez
Sure. When they first gaze their primitive eyes upon your deformed, bloated, beer-filled Norfern visage, the first think they'll think is, "phwwoaar, 'es fit. Bet 'es a God or summit, innit".
Which squadron, cadet? 1404 Chatham here. I liked shooting rifles and flying, got to go in a Chinook once as well. Never got promoted since you had to go to one of the grammar schools to be in good with the current NCOs.
Daniel Johnson
Why are you mad at him for having sex?
Jeremiah Reed
>Chatham I’ve probably shagged your mum
Aaron Rogers
You seem insecure that I have real qualifications.
Your wife was fat anyway.
Mason Ross
That would be an earthly paradise
Jackson Campbell
Oh, you’re so seething that I BTFO you in a discussion that you now have to sperg out at every unrelated comment I make regardless of if it’s directed at you or not. Okay
Angel Sanders
Trying to earn a bit of extra cash?
Jordan Perez
I was Eddie's bull, you moron. I used to fuck his wife while he watched, that is, until she got bored and left him for me.
Adam Sanchez
It would have been in 2008 or 2012
Brayden Clark
Quiet, cuck Eddie.
Gabriel Morgan
If you’re going to write fanfic about me, at least get the lore right you nonce
Hudson Russell
Jow Forums swapped the images, it was supposed to be a gym.
Carson Myers
Is Knutsford a hotbed of crime or something lads there's PCSOs fucking everywhere on the trains, on the roads at the station.
Juan Nelson
People told med you were a kiddy fiddler not a race mixer
Liam Martin
It's non-fiction, though. See, maybe if you actually went to university you'd be able to distinguish between the two. Silly tradie.
Lincoln Jones
People who don’t have sex get confused easily about sex. I’ve fucked a couple of different races. I only got a handjob off a Mexican though... gutted
She was fit, she was actually from Essex but was Indian by parents. Med student I met in Prague
Jack Smith
A bit yeah, the other one was an old guy that looked like an old notepad
Carson Brooks
60+ year olds?
Jose Wood
I did a really old woman in Chatham when I was wrecked, she must have been up there in the numbers, at least mid 50’s. She used to hang around Preach night club sober and take drunk squaddies home
Literally surrounded by circumstances that have lead to wars in every nation at every time in human history...
Anthony Johnson
Yeah shame you have to go. Only messin. How’ve you been?
Carson Adams
You ever shag a bird on her period in a hotel room? They always have those white sheets. Fucking hell she made a mess. My mate pulled her friend and was shagging her in the bed next to me and I heard the girl say “no use the vagina” and he just said “I’ll decide”, that was followed by a thud and a grunt followed by rhythmic thudding Pretty sure that’s rape lol
Jack Mitchell
Don’t worry lad we will get the second American civil war in under 10 years.
Andrew Sullivan
Anybody here know of any part-time night jobs?
I'm thinking of dropping out of society and working as a part-time evening-shift office cleaner for a year or so.
Kek there’s been so many chances for shit to kick off it’s amazing everything is still so calm relatively speaking. Don’t necessarily want a big war but I’ll be pretty pissed off if the largest happening of my life is fucking 9/11.
Cooper Rogers
Pretty much any security job? Says the gimp LARPing about fighting in a war
Compare minutes of news dedicated to brexit with the number of minutes dedicated to 9/11 and brexit wins every time
Parker Murphy
I actually believe WW3 could break out and no one would use nukes. I mean who wants to be the first to escalate it to that level?
Alexander Carter
How am I larping when all’s I said is there isn’t a war to fight? Life is pretty boring, a war would evidently make it exciting for better or worse. They’re no more arguments anyway
