Brit/pol/

__________news_
>Eddie threatens pub drinkers with power saw in Sale
bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-manchester-47211336/man-threatens-pub-drinkers-with-power-saw-in-sale

>Brexit: Theresa May says MPs must hold their nerve
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47206286

>London's secret billion-pound guilds
bbc.co.uk/news/business-46781809

>Australia government loses bill blocking sick asylum seekers
bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-47193899

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>The official British army fitness programme
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/jan/07/healthandwellbeing.fitness1

>Information On Legally Owning Firearms In The UK (UPDATED VERSION)
pastebin.com/6bUeDafC

__________other_ ( UPDATED )
>Oswald Mosley - Europeans
youtube.com/watch?v=rRUfPNhQUU4

>History With Hilbert - Languages of the British Isles
youtube.com/watch?v=ODeYttUY4VI

>(((The London Question))): Britain's Second Empire & The Secret City
youtube.com/watch?v=np_ylvc8Zj8
youtube.com/watch?v=eHnwtkfX2k4

>Survive The Jive - What does it mean to be English ?
youtube.com/watch?v=_iVdy0s8ARE

>An introduction to off grid living in the UK
youtube.com/watch?v=lD54W6cJKOM

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=h6DNdop6pD8
youtu.be/nOLqvFOqXtw
youtube.com/watch?v=b-icmPutQDk
reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/apgqak/if_you_still_support_brexit_then_you_are_voting/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

EVERYONE ENTERING THIS THREAD MUST FIRST WATCH THIS VIDEO:

youtube.com/watch?v=h6DNdop6pD8

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your clearly underage seejnonce

you're all fucking losers

My sides

B R I T P O L = S T U P I D G A Y S

Lighten up m8 it's a funny/cute video

this

youtu.be/nOLqvFOqXtw

paedo

virgin

My city is undoubtedly getting more and more brown lads

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HANG THE FLAG!

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what city?

based

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Kek oh fuck

B

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brit/pol/ i come seeking answers
this british lady keeps messaging me online, shes pleasant enough, but she keeps saying "bobs your uncle" and when i say no he's not she just laughs
what the fuck does it mean?
why does she think i have an uncle named bob?
what the fuck is going on, im serious here

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BTEC pride

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Say, "BTEC Barry is a legend".

What teh ever loving fuck is going on with your flag there mate

it's a discreet way of calling you homosexual. Reply to her "i'm not gay"

kek

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where you at porkins?

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>Eddie threatens pub drinkers with power saw in Sale

oh im at work & we use a secure network, boss says when i post here i am supposed to use a "flag mask" but i keep forgetting
is this better?

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Eh bruv

Liverpool :(

Ur a neeeeek bruv

what did he mean by this? the fact that japan doesn't have sex?

Welcome to my world

t. London

pathetic larp

good

You've got a BTEC?? What in, mayte. I'm a bit of a scholar meself, if I do say so.

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Theresa May isn’t gonna last long.

eddie is a porky whopper lol see

>brexit soon

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youtube.com/watch?v=b-icmPutQDk

i fucking hate you all

It is posts like these that remind me why voting Leave was the correct answer.

reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/apgqak/if_you_still_support_brexit_then_you_are_voting/

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Football is just tribalism. They’re loyalty is with whoever wins for their tribe.
Pathetic.

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Too many munchy boxes not enough nature boxes

Love me really babe x

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Hope all their females get Abdulled

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Is Hitchens a Weeaboo

>They’re loyalty is with
>They're

join
our
gang

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I block Brexit supporters for the same reason I scrape dog shit off my shoes: not because I'm "afraid" of dog shit, but because dog shit has no inherent value, creates a huge mess, and makes everything smell like dog shit.

Brexit supporters: to clarify, in this analogy, you are dog shit.

fuck off back to r*ddit

finally, some appreciation

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its like eddie, wn, ykd and pube but better

you're being quite rude, you really want to go down this road
do you fagtron?

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there's your dinner

She is referring to your penis. Tell her Uncle Bob is going to give her the best orgasm she has ever had.

as long as bobs yer uncle

my cock is about to be your uncle
reddit spacing little weasel

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It makes me sick. WW2, D day, the blitz all of that was fighting against nationalized racism,
fucking corbyn , first he nationalized the trains, then the utilities, then the fucking racists

how long until they get stabbed lool

>Eddie threatens pub drinkers with power saw in Sale
When you take away gun rights, you faggots get really creative with your weapons of choice huh?

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GCHQ detected

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What the fuck is this pirate guys problem
Is he always here?

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Everytime i've seen reports on this kind of shit its made me want to suit up as a super villain and just fuck with them for laughs.

who ever made this pic has made his penis way to big.

love Lulu

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AHEM, gentleman, gentleman, settle down now. I have an announcement to make. First I'd like to thank you all for coming to my little bash, and I like to thank the cook Francine, tremendous orderves. Still, I don't know why she didn't make the special soup I ordered! (*camara pans to Rachel Riley pointing and laughing and slapping her knee*) *sips water* Anyway, I'm so glad you could all be here tonight at unveiling of the breakaway centrist Labour party! It means so much to me, it honestly does. And what a marvelous location, it really is. *clapping and whooping from the crowd* Ahaha, now now, settle down, I'm not paid by the hour you know *crowd laughs*. The reason you're gathered here today, in this, beautiful location at the Alexandra Palace in London is.... I just wanted you to know.........I just wanted to say........................................................FUCK CAPITALISM, FUCK DEMOCRACY, FUCK BLAIRE, FUCK CORBYN, FUCK LIBERALISM, LONG LIVE THE BOLSHEIVIK REVOLUTION AND THE GREATEST FIGHTER OF FREEDOM EVER TO EXIST, JOSEPH V. STALIN!

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he's been beaten up before, almost gave up in 2011 then found his waifu in 2012 and now 2018 has a much better costume

> And Rebecca’s NAN came on their first date. The lovebirds went to
>Wigan, and then went to KFC for dinner.
>She said: “I was quite amazed actually, I couldn’t believe that someone
>like this would go round and help people – at his age anyway.”

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lmfao why are you so upset

why am i so upset at them for having sex?

Of all the places to act like a crime fighting sperg, Liverpool, London, Manchester, Glasgow etc are not the cities i would pick.

fookin suvverners
nickin all are btec grads

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Not an argument

Lol oh dear I know where they are in that pic

Reddit is honestly the gayest place on earth.

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>t. dog shit

Seething

I ment their, sorry.

>still at it
Norf vocashinal college has done a number on you

I want to kill you and everyone who understands what you posted

this is what a real "chad" looks like.

>HOLD ON BAZ!

>"I CAANT PHILL DEY GOTT MEE LEEGS AAAAA"

ill stab you

kys Bolshevism was a Jewish run death squad that destroyed Russia. Zionism and Bolshevism where Jewish plots to bring heaven to earth through ideological means, Which basically means kill anyone who disagrees and live a life dependent on the state or through capitalism in Zionist terms.

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oh cmon its funny

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desu, anybody who would fuck with them just for laughs would feel guilty stabbing them, you'd just die laughing as they ran up.

Its the rorschach level psychos they would be worried about, who would throw them down a concrete stairwell.

Still not an argument

You're just so....unfunny.

I would have said autism, but sure i guess, king of the autists is kind of chad i guess.

my sides are in orbit

can you imagine the utter two and eight of somebody that stops by every single piece of dogshit on the ground and begins explaining how politics work to actual dog shit? me neither, needless to say you're blocked, dog shit.

what is slavery?

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Vote for The Brexit Party

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why are you so upset at him for having sex?

I 'ave a BTEC in law and I can fooken tell ya that that's illegal. Bang outta ordah. Fooken assault dat is, says so in t'manga carta innit

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you couldn't if you tried

I could imagine that happening lol

Who would win in a fight?

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>Its the rorschach level psychos they would be worried about,

LOOK at Radical. he looks like he would fucking kill you

I'm sorry user it just makes me want to kill.

Calling someone dog shit is not an argument.

>imagine the porno parody