Brit/pol/ - marmalade edition

"""But all the jannies are asleep!!"""
Meanwhile it's like 6pm in muttopia

44 DAYS UNTIL BREXIT

Attached: Number_44.png (981x718, 9K)

fucking thought police nuking us here too

Attached: 1536450024857.gif (400x206, 3.79M)

Looks like the jannies prefer Robertsons Marmalade

Attached: A token Black.jpg (258x307, 15K)

jannies prefer gollywogs to norfners confirmed

Attached: AbsoluteJadedHornedviper-size_restricted.gif (500x288, 931K)

Ahem
Fuck niggers and fuck jannies, there was nothing wrong with that thread, there was even some actual political discussion.

Attached: gollywog pepe.png (657x450, 43K)

I think Boris would be good, he has no firm political views but he has boundless ambition and has the ability to make people feel good about themselves, even if he is a wog

Attached: ourguy2.jpg (920x1024, 538K)

i don't fear jannie. i'm the only one making new breds atm

if it wasn't for me you would all be swimming in eddies filth

you should be thanking me

>Fuck niggers fuck Jannies
But you repeat yourself

thank you

I will smash your fucking teeth in

nice spacing faggot

>Food poisoning cases could surge as climate change brings swarms of flies, scientists warn
independent.co.uk/news/science/food-poisoning-flies-climate-change-disease-global-warming-insects-campylobacter-a8776001.html

>Labour to set out plans to decarbonise UK and fulfil green jobs pledge
theguardian.com/environment/2019/feb/12/labour-plan-decarbonise-uk-green-jobs-climate-crisis

>Queen Elizabeth Prize for Engineering: GPS pioneers lauded
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-47212151

>Environment suffering multiple crises that threaten to destabilise society and global economy, experts warn
independent.co.uk/environment/climate-change-environment-crisis-extinction-deforestation-soil-erosion-ippr-a8775186.html

>Tudder: the Tinder for cattle helping cows meet their ideal bull
theguardian.com/environment/shortcuts/2019/feb/12/tudder-tinder-cattle-helping-cows-meet-bull

>China and India help make planet leafier
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-47210849

>Polar bears in the playground, Insectageddon … and it’s all our fault | Jess French
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/feb/12/polar-bears-insects-killing-planet

>Green New Deal : Can this plan pushed by some Democrats really work?
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-47198581

>Electric cars are already cheaper to own and run, says study
theguardian.com/environment/2019/feb/12/electric-cars-already-cheaper-own-run-study

>Environment in multiple crises - report
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-47203344

>Climate and economic risks 'threaten 2008-style systemic collapse'
theguardian.com/environment/2019/feb/12/climate-and-economic-risks-threaten-2008-style-systemic-collapse

>Dogs' becoming major threat' to wildlife
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-47062959

Thank you so much. Eddie is having an early night, he has his lorry driving test tomorrow. It's like a paradise without him.

>as climate change brings swarms of flies
They told us yesterday that the insects were dying out, I wish they'd make their fucking minds up

native population die
plague swarms blow in from the south

There will always be swarms of insects as long as Liverpool exists

Wrong kinds of insect, like wrong kind of snow/leaves, you know the drill.

Attached: 0A5.png (271x186, 7K)

ALL GOOD INSECT DEAD ALL BAD INSEXT BILLION GIVE MONEY TO CHINA

just listening to some sad music lads
youtube.com/watch?v=ef-4Bv5Ng0w

Is this the "killer bees from Africa" that the Mail does every year?

>all boring shit and nothing about moslems
yawn

Attached: sosij.png (883x497, 431K)

>Theresa May's Brexit tactic: my way or a long delay
theguardian.com/politics/2019/feb/12/theresa-mays-brexit-tactic-my-way-or-a-long-delay

>Cabinet minister Chris Grayling to face parliament over claims he 'misled MPs' about Brexit ferry deal
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-chris-grayling-ferry-contract-deal-seaborne-freight-commons-labour-transport-secretary-a8775551.html

>PM could delay final vote on Brexit
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47218687

>Top UK official 'RULES OUT' no deal - MPs must pick LONG delay or May's terms
express.co.uk/news/politics/1086384/no-deal-brexit-olly-robbins-theresa-may-deal-brexit-news-irish-backstop-latest

>'Learning by doing' can never be the foundation for a proper education
telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/02/08/learning-can-never-foundation-proper-education/

>Theresa May 'to QUIT as PM in summer to stop Boris Johnson leadership bid'
dailystar.co.uk/news/politics/759222/theresa-may-quit-prime-minister-brexit-conservative-party-boris-johnson-general-election

>UK foreign secretary condemns attack on BBC cameraman at Trump rally
theguardian.com/us-news/2019/feb/12/jeremy-hunt-condemns-attack-bbc-cameraman-trump-rally

>Conservative MP confronted in live TV interview about false Second World War claim: 'I was promised you wouldn't raise that'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/daniel-kawczynski-marshall-plan-conservative-mp-sky-news-adam-boulton-second-world-war-a8775236.html

>Shadow cabinet clash over anti-Semitism
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47219382

>'We're FINISHED without Britain!' Dutch firms issue EU no-deal warning?
express.co.uk/news/politics/1086165/brexit-news-no-deal-dutch-flower-industry

>Theresa May gives death stare to Juncker as they remain locked in Brexit stalemate
telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/02/07/theresa-may-gives-hard-stare-jean-claude-juncker-remain-locked/

Me nan was killed by an invasive species from Mali

He never made no honey though

>Pamela Geller, Breitbart News: New American Leader Rises in ISIS Connected to Islamic Plot to Behead Me
gellerreport.com/2019/01/isis-leader-behead-geller.html/

>Pamela Geller, Breitbart News: Brown University Celebrates ‘Palestinians’ on ‘Indigenous Peoples’ Day’
gellerreport.com/2018/10/pali-indigenous-day.html/

>Pamela Geller, American Thinker: Unmasking the Creation of ‘Islamophobia’
gellerreport.com/2018/08/geller-thinker-islamophobia.html/

>Pamela Geller, Breitbart: Who Is Behind the Internet Thought Police?
gellerreport.com/2018/06/geller-internet-thought-police.html/

>Pamela Geller, American Thinker: Islamizing the Schools: The Case of West Virginia
gellerreport.com/2018/05/wva-islamization-school.html/

>Pamela Geller, Breitbart News: New York Times Asks, ‘Can Islamic and European Civilizations Coexist?’ or ‘The West is Wrong to Resist’
gellerreport.com/2018/04/ny-times-propaganda.html/

>American Thinker: @CNN Defames Geller to Embarrass John Bolton #libel #antiJew
gellerreport.com/2018/03/cnn-libels-geller.html/

>Pamela Geller, Breitbart: CPAC Joins the Leftist Social Media Giants in Censoring Conservatives
gellerreport.com/2018/02/cpac-censors.html/

>Pamela Geller, Breitbart News: Hijab Hypocrisy
gellerreport.com/2018/02/hijab-hypocrites.html/

>Pamela Geller, American Thinker: Urgent Case for Legislation against Facebook and Google
gellerreport.com/2018/01/geller-thinker-google.html/

>Pamela Geller, Breitbart News: Hijab Hate Hoax … Again
gellerreport.com/2018/01/hijab-hate-hoax.html/

>Geller Column: American Feminists versus Iranian Women #MeToo? Not so much
gellerreport.com/2018/01/no-metoo-for-iran.html/

fahkin ell lad calm down

Stahp, I know the jannies like links but enough's enough

stop it pamela fucking hell.
who reads any of this shit anyway, do you have not realise how futile it all is
youtube.com/watch?v=_fuIMye31Gw

Jesus not an interesting thing to note

Why is there no happenings atm

noted

a good question

doesn't look like it does it?

This is my favourite, I like the bit in "Man on Wire" where he finally steps out onto the rope and then this starts playing

the utter state of the civil service
order-order.com/2019/02/11/civil-servants-receive-resilience-toolkit-help-cope-brexit-grief/

Attached: brexit-grief-copy-1.png (540x328, 86K)

>Why is there no happenings atm
Apparently we're all going to die if there's a no deal Brexit, that's something

i hope you lads are preparing yourself mentally and physically for the future

Attached: 1495052487854.jpg (3072x2048, 980K)

>man on wire
you know for how much ive read about the film ive never actually seen it.
maybe ill put it on tonight, its not as ifim going to bed anytime soon, just sitting listening to piano music by candle and laptop light

youtube.com/watch?v=LGs_vGt0MY8

fucking hell lad if only

i should get more exercise

> A Tory triumph under a seemingly unstoppable Ruth Davidson
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-4590350/A-Tory-triumph-seemingly-unstoppable-Ruth-Davidson.html

> Lovely bubbly jubbly! JAN MOIR raises a glass as Only Fools and Horses storms the West End
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-6689121/Lovely-bubbly-jubbly-JAN-MOIR-raises-glass-Fools-Horses-storms-West-End.html

> KATIE HOPKINS: My wedding dress at Tory Party Conference
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-4952538/KATIE-HOPKINS.html

> PETER HITCHENS You have been warned: The Thought Police are coming
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-6686541/PETER-HITCHENS-warned-Thought-Police-coming.html

> SARAH VINE: The hellish cost of joining Club 18-40
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6646133/SARAH-VINE-hellish-cost-joining-Club-18-40.html

> The Tories could grab Scottish seats says CHRIS DEERIN
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4423354/The-Tories-grab-Scottish-seats-says-CHRIS-DEERIN.html

> JAN MOIR: Look out, it’s Operation MEGHAN
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-6680969/JAN-MOIR-Look-Operation-MEGHAN.html

> Katie Hopkins: Police beat independence out of Catalans
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-4939154/KATIE-HOPKINS-Sickening-sight-police-beating-Catalans.html

> PETER HITCHENS: Britain stinks of cannabis - and our rulers' corruption
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-6661907/PETER-HITCHENS-Britain-stinks-cannabis-rulers-corruption.html

> SARAH VINE: Ban smartphones for under-16s
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-6646781/SARAH-VINE-Ban-smartphones-16s.html

> I've joined Jeremy Corbyn's Labour and if you believe in democracy you should do the same
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3665127/I-ve-joined-ghastly-Corbyn-s-Labour-believe-democracy-same.html

Attached: 45108B5500000578-0-image-a-34_1507216556740.jpg (154x115, 7K)

we need everyone bloodthirsty and ready to strike at all times.

sort it out.

Attached: nzi.png (742x754, 712K)

just landed in cape town international places looks amazing already

stay safe and have fun lad.
bring back a few of those dutch girls if you can
youtube.com/watch?v=rVN1B-tUpgs

Fookin ELLLLLLLLL wut ar all these flies round ahmeds today???!!

Me Kebab was fukin lush tho lads well worth it mate. . .

Attached: norfner(12).jpg (1056x1032, 198K)

It's a great film with a good soundtrack, mainly Michael Nyman I think

Just got told BTECs are for fooken idiots. Oh, fer fook's sake, I thought I was midul class innit. I've got t'biggest teleh in me estate, and t'biggest fridge. Wut more do ya kneed? Jesus Chreyest.

Attached: 1549991729706~2.png (1080x1080, 400K)

>Nigeria Elections 2019: Fire burn 4695 card readers but no shaking for Anambra election - INEC
bbc.com/pidgin/tori-47213665

>BBC Pidgin Minute
bbc.com/pidgin/media-44221514

>Cameroon don ban ‘use and troway’ napkins weh kontri di importam for pikin dem
bbc.com/pidgin/tori-47219852

>Ghana cedi 'tear chain' catch Ghc5.16 against US Dollar, importers start dey wonder why gov't economic gurus no arrest am yet
bbc.com/pidgin/tori-47199843

>Nigerian Elections 2019: You feel say poverty dey get worse more-more?
bbc.com/pidgin/tori-47216427

>Nigeria 2019 elections: Supreme court decision for Rivers no fit stop us - APC
bbc.com/pidgin/47202813

>Nigeria Elections 2019: Tailors, agberos, musicians and odas wey go want make everiday be election
bbc.com/pidgin/tori-46627627

>Oshiomole: Why dem boo and stone di APC chairman for dia rally for Ogun state?
bbc.com/pidgin/tori-47202206

>Aaron Ramsey: Arsenal midfielder don sign £400k-per-week deal to join Juventus
bbc.com/pidgin/sport-47205557

>Manchester City 6 - 0 Chelsea: Social media dey yab Blues afta City waya dem 6 goals
bbc.com/pidgin/sport-47191974

>Emiliano Sala: Police confam say di body dem comot inside plane na Cardiff City player own
bbc.com/pidgin/sport-47167899

>Nigeria Elections 2019: ‘E dey pain say we fit vote wrong party on election day’
bbc.com/pidgin/tori-47174270

Apparently there'll be another general election this year.

who will you vote for ?

Attached: 432432.jpg (440x400, 38K)

lol im watching the MM ama

>what are we going to do with jews
>WE HAVE TO PUNISH THEM

Attached: oh_really.png (698x698, 34K)

if voting for ukip wasn't a waste of a vote i'd gladly vote for them. but at this point no matter who you vote for everythings fucked.

c'mon baz a fooken told yer and am not bein meen yeh but yer a bit of a spacker init

jus get an NVQ instead init propa degree tha

Attached: 1.png (549x706, 17K)

**** lol murdoch sounds like he could kill a jew with his bare hands 2bh

Embarrassing

Attached: 7AE29CA5-7C60-413B-8F88-838DA0DD834F.jpg (523x800, 134K)

For Britain

i voted ukip about 3 times and each election they're about 10k off the tories, i think this time i'll drop some red pills for whoever counts my balot

Someone post the britpol tactical voting guide please

Yewr right. I should get a fooken NVQ in bricklaying -- dats were all t'smart people are. Me dad's a bricky and he's well smart.

Attached: bricklaying-workshop-350x280.jpg (350x280, 51K)

i feel like it makes no difference
i don't live in a swing seat

ukip probably

Attached: bill-gates-was-a-dropout-yeah-he-dropped-out-of-19764736.png (500x610, 48K)

Attached: 4E55554C-8FC1-4C17-8EFB-CCC5DE1610BC.jpg (249x242, 8K)

oh yes
i could jump start my new life as a woman doing a btec
do they do a waitress one?

Attached: 675B7379-9F51-44C8-A22C-513653A40ECD.png (947x920, 882K)

What do you think the average BTECer's IQ is? I'd say, higher than Sub-Saharan African but lower than African American

probably but i think this site is an online test for a btec in sport
www1.edexcel.org.uk/ss/Sport1/start.html

i don't know what i'd do with a sport btec

Stick it up your arse and fart the fucking marseillaise

Anyone old enough to remember this when it came out? Ah boomer memories
youtube.com/watch?v=9ro0FW9Qt-4

it came out in 96

Yea

>96

Attached: 1550012032998.webm (432x180, 2.92M)

O_O

OHHHHHH TOMMY TOMMY

Attached: 6D0344AC-A3DC-40C5-A695-1008D23B4BE9.jpg (650x751, 134K)

lol
there must be a catering one
i could do that

>Food poisoning cases could surge as climate change brings swarms of flies, scientists warn
independent.co.uk/news/science/food-poisoning-flies-climate-change-disease-global-warming-insects-campylobacter-a8776001.html

>Labour to set out plans to decarbonise UK and fulfil green jobs pledge
theguardian.com/environment/2019/feb/12/labour-plan-decarbonise-uk-green-jobs-climate-crisis

>Pangolins: Rare insight into world's most trafficked mammal
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-47200816

> Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Green New Deal is mocked by critics
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6680067/Critics-mock-Alexandria-Ocasio-Cortezs-brainless-Green-New-Deal.html

>Drax power station becomes world’s first wood-burning plant to capture carbon
bigissue.com/latest/drax-power-station-becomes-worlds-first-wood-burning-plant-to-capture-carbon/

>Chimp sign language mimics human speech, study shows
telegraph.co.uk/science/2019/02/13/chimp-sign-language-mimics-human-speech-study-shows/

>Environment suffering multiple crises that threaten to destabilise society and global economy, experts warn
independent.co.uk/environment/climate-change-environment-crisis-extinction-deforestation-soil-erosion-ippr-a8775186.html

>Tudder: the Tinder for cattle helping cows meet their ideal bull
theguardian.com/environment/shortcuts/2019/feb/12/tudder-tinder-cattle-helping-cows-meet-bull

>Queen Elizabeth Prize for Engineering: GPS pioneers lauded
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-47212151

> Incredible frozen sculptures are bubbles of highly flammable methane gas
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6665111/Incredible-frozen-sculptures-bubbles-highly-flammable-methane-gas.html

>A Devon school has turned the great outdoors into a classroom
bigissue.com/latest/a-devon-school-has-turned-the-great-outdoors-into-a-classroom/

90

there is lod, they call it hospitality

that sounds perfect

>Australian Labor accused of giving green light to people smugglers
nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=12203455&ref=rss

>BBC cameraman attacked at Trump rally amid frenzied calls for wall
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/bbc-cameraman-attacked-at-trump-rally-amid-frenzied-calls-for-wall/articleshow/67965338.cms

>Corbyn’s Soft-Brexit Mattress
feedproxy.google.com/~r/guidofawkes/~3/DgOS-5nZyDU/

>Australia to reopen island detention camp after refugee bill
thestar.com/news/world/australia/2019/02/12/australia-to-reopen-island-detention-camp-after-refugee-bill.html

>Brexit talks to go DOWN TO THE WIRE as Brussels pledges last-ditch backstop compromise
express.co.uk/news/politics/1086455/Brexit-news-Brussels-Theresa-May-backstop-brexit-delay-withdrawal-agreement

It is written

Attached: 5255996-0-image-a-77_1540137422651.jpg (634x423, 53K)

>He never made no honey though
Oh he did, but it wasn't European golden honey. It was African honey, milky in appearance and salty texture. Your Nan probably had a taste before she died.

anyone up to much tomorrow

I got conned into BTEC when it started. The average IQ was low and when I went on to do a degree I was at a severe disadvantage from not doing A levels. I then went onto professional exams and really had to work to pass the exams, however everything turned around when I was given a lesson in "exam technique".

Recently I bumped into an old mate from the BTEC course who went on to some low tier polyversity and then a shitty job and when he found out what I was doing he was gobsmacked "I didn't think you were that clever". Cheeky cunt.

BURN

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-02-13 at 01.50.29.jpg (653x730, 194K)

toll paid.
shame, she looks qt

lad if you want to see the real dregs of society, go on the dole for a while until they send you on one of their 'back to work' style courses.
>do i put my name where it says name

Can someone redpill me on the BTEC joke? Sorry for being a thick twat but I just don't get it.

1 less BTEC mong polluting the country and 1 more ethnik retard in prison. Win-win, t.bh.

its a retard tier qualification that some people take seriously.
its specifically for people who were shit in school, which is already idiotproof

is grand solar minimum happening?

>I got conned into BTEC when it started. The average IQ was low and when I went on to do a degree I was at a severe disadvantage from not doing A levels
Yeah but a BTEC is worth 100 A-levels, right?

By the way, how low of an IQ are we talking here.