I'm an autistic virgin, how do i date? How do i flirt? How do i escalate to kissing and beyond...

I'm an autistic virgin, how do i date? How do i flirt? How do i escalate to kissing and beyond? What is sex and how do i do that?

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Buddy. Cave men could figure this shit out. If it's something you acutally want to know, do research. You have the sum total of human inteligence and research at your fingertips. Don't ask a bunch of randos.

but there are so many answers i do not know which to choose.

>i do not know which to choose.
You've already made a bad choice since you're on Jow Forums.

Im pretty sure cave men literally just raped to reproduce.

rape is immoral

Look im gonna make it as simple as possible, im not gonna lie and say im some chad that gets new pussy every single day but ive had my fair share of gfs in the past, currently in 1 for more than a year

>buy some clothes

not baggy mommy bought these clothes for me kind of deal. Something that actually fits you. Jeans are always a good option as they go with anything (no fedoras please)

>shower

I feel like this goes without saying but people on this site seem to impress me every single day. Use deodorant, take a shower at least once a day if thats too much for you then once every 2 days

>dont sperg out when talking to women

I understand this would be the single most difficult thing to do but usually people tend to let their emotions fly out of control but never get TOO excited, TOO sad, TOO upset ect. Always try to be low key about what you're thinking until you get to know her/him better

Thing about flirting is that you should always wait until she physically or verbally tells you that she likes you.

Men tend to make the first move but women tend to seal the deal so to speak, if you are attracted to someone make an effort to talk to her, be her friend first get to know her. Once you established some kind of friendship then try to get her to go out with a group of your friends and yourself. See how things go, if you dont have any friends then ask her if she wants to hang out

>what are you doing after x? Im kinda hungry wanna go to x?

Also dont be pushy, understand that sometimes girls are just not going to like you because of whatever reason, if she turns you down then be her friend. I love having female friends because my dating possibilities become that much wider.

Finally dont mistake kindness to she likes me. I see this happen a lot and its always very uncomfortable.

If she wants you in that way then it will be painfully obvious to you, rule of thumb is if you have to think too much about this then she is probably not that into you.

Also work on your appearence, pop that pimple, get a haircut, maybe use some fashion items like a cool chain (no naruto, assasins creed, or anything anime or video game related stuff)

See what works for you

But that's what they did at the time
Now eye contact is immoral, times flies buddy

Not op, but
>buy some nice clothes
Already do that.
>shower
That does go without saying.
>dont sperg out when talking to women
No problem.
>dont mistake kindness to she likes me.
Also goes without saying.
>If she wants you in that way then it will be painfully obvious to you, rule of thumb is if you have to think too much about this then she is probably not that into you.
I really really hope this is wrong, because it means no one has ever been into me, which is just statistically unlikely, and extremely depressing.

>because it means no one has ever been into me, which is just statistically unlikely, and extremely depressing.
You are not alone user. I maybe had 3 or 4 smalltalks/chat with womens for maybe 5 years (I'm 23).

Then i cant really help you out buddy, i dont know the type of women you go for nor do i know how you act around them.

Alcohol is a great way to talk to women, hence the whole take em out with your buddies kind of thing. Besides that i cant really tell you much more besides the very basics cause hey i dont think we live in the same continent.

Also women tend to behave differently in every country so maybe you could try to get interested in whats happening over there, though thats super shallow and i hate it when people do that.

I tend to not give a fuck, so probably try that who knows what you can do?

You have my sympathy, but I meant it differently. If you've only interacted with a handful of women there's a chance that you're attractive but haven't rolled the dice enough.
I talk to girls at my school all the time, small talk or real stuff, but the only times I've maybe thought they might have liked me I realized I was just imagining it.

I'm 26 and don't even remember when I last had a conversation with a woman. It's been years.

>Thing about flirting is that you should always wait until she physically or verbally tells you that she likes you.
The best way to never get laid.

Oh fuck this one hits pretty hard

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the last compliment from a woman was 5 years ago desu

>If she wants you in that way then it will be painfully obvious to you
I disagree with this. Only times I made moves on a girl is when my experienced friends told me (without asking them) that they think a girl is into me when they saw me talk to her. There are guys who see everything as „she‘s into me“ and guys who are blind to everything.

Do not think of the end goals as doing it with a lady. Just focus on finding a girl freind, don't make it a lifes obsession.

A good way is to have a friend or a friend of a friend... introduce you to someone that they think would be a good match. Blind dating.

>If she wants you in that way then it will be painfully obvious to you, rule of thumb is if you have to think too much about this then she is probably not that into you.
Some women are more clear about their feelings than others. Yeah, some women who like you will literally throw themselves at your feet. But from my experience, most women are quite subtle when they like you. Anyways, no. Most women will not make it 'painfully obvious' to you. It's puts their fragile self-esteem way too much at risk to be too forward with their objects of romantic/sexual interest just in case they get rejected.

I live in leafland, so I don't know if girls are significantly different in Europe or wherever you are, but I'm already pretty relaxed about most things.