THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
i warned em. i FUCKING warned em. peppa pig is bad news
mfw
>oy ma you got a loicence to spank me like dat
>tfw family hired gook housekeeper when I was baby
>tfw I was learning gook speak because of this
>mom realized what was going on
>kicks out housekeeper
>becomes a better mom
>forget gook speak learn anglo
Dodged a bullet there
Too bad Justin is declaring Mandarin as Canada’s national language next month
>tfw after Brexit Britain retakes the old empire
Honestly, at this point, I'd be in favor of this. The world was better when the British were top dog, all we Americans have done is fuck everything up.
i though that Winnie Pooh was Canada's dear leader
>Canada’s national language next month
poor leaf - he coulda' had a head start
Good thing I'm a dual citizen :-)
peppa pig is banned in the UK because pigs are offensive to muslims
This is true :(
youtube.com
>letting children watch TV and allowing their brains to be literally programmed by propaganda
>ended 2012
Why are they shilling this? The original Thomas series is /our show/
Who films this shit? and why the hell do you have a link to it?
He's a pedo no doubt
Checked
You should know, shouldn't you god?
Because the British were unabashfully imperialist. America on the over hand keeps thinking they are isolationist at heart. You're always going to suck at being the leaders of the world if you refuse to embrace it
Looks like Britain is cruisin for another bruisin
More USAians used to speak with an English like accent.
anglo bastardification of illustration/art
ffs.
even walt disney's work 80+ years ago was far more prestigious than this putrid pig shit.
absolutely old bean
That's a lie.
Most of Canada's Chinese are Cantonese speakers.
this happened with my college friends when the movie snatch cameout
similar thing but with Spanish
>American Children sound more sophisticated due to Peppa Pig
>Mutts: "MA CHILDREN BE LIEK TAKLING LIEK TEM ENGLISH FOLK! Y BE LIEK DAT?!"
You're the pedo. U nigger
Eat a nig dick.
My little sisters watch this shit. Absolutely hate it so whenever it's on I stand around and make fun of Brits the whole time
Big fucking deal
As a teenager I use to practice accents to annoy people.
I have several I still do very well.
Drunken Irishman
And Autistic Kraut.
>The jew cries out in pain as he strikes you
kys child lover piece of shit leave children alone
BONGED.COM
How many hours do you have to abandon your child in front of the jew screen for this to happen...
>not realizing that the Southern US has been preserving true British English for generations.
bbc.com
The brits have reversed engineered multiculturalism to reclaim glory to the empire with the power of peppa infiltrating american youth. Brit bongs are fuckin genius.
The South is Scottish you Yankee Larper
Modern parenting for your average underachiever is basically all about deploying YouTube and Netflix so that mommy can play games on Facebook when daddy is at work without being bothered
I'm okay with this
Scotts, Irish, & Brits. Hell, most of my ancestors come from Ireland & Wales.
Make a recording please
Brooklyn NYers talk like people from northern England.
>from Ireland & Wales.
You're post revolution then.
The Irish didn't come in droves until after the revolution.
Unless you mean "Scots-Irish" also know as Ulster Irish, who weren't really Irish but Scottish that briefly lived in Ireland.
>t, family is pre revolutionary Southern
Fitting bongs speak pigeon.
It beats them speaking in a nigger accent.
>Make a recording please
Nah, I don't care to.
My Irish accent is based on the lead singer from the Cranberries
And the German accent is modeled on a bunch of Kraut soccer players.
Make a vocaroo!
That's cute. I ironically speak in a terrible british accent from time to time. When i meet someone from the uk irl i have to make a conscious effort to not slip into the accent haha
I want to love in an Anglo-American paradise where everyone speaks like this.
My son says torch versus flashlight. It’s actually pretty funny.
>daddy is at work
Wtf, isn't this show Dutch?
>Make a vocaroo!
no
Yeah but that was usually rich people who went to Prep Schools.
>woman suddenly realizes children learn language they are exposed to
>television is turning the kids into little faggots
I have been saying this for years
That's dumb, of course Cary Grant sounds English, he was English.
>of course Cary Grant sounds English, he was English.
He was Jewish too you should know.
BONG'D
How is that relevant to the point regarding the accent, even in the slightest ?
Nigger fatigue is real.
Don't get pissy 'Arry
No one likes a pissy faggot.
boring cunt
Look at all those garbage third world colonies, so much cope trying to make up for losing the original 13.
why does peppa pig look like DICK AND BALLS. LOOK AT IT. you'll never unsee it now.
Better than what my baby sister watched on Netflix. Some stupid show about a black chick and a gay alien, so she talked like a mix of the two. Took me weeks to condition that out of her.
Okay, this got me, thank you Charles, you made my day with this thread
Nofap being rough on you fren?
`Archibald Leech'? He was smart to Americanize it.
Peppa Pig is unironically a Jewish psyop.
Barney was a Jewish psyop as well.
my nephew and niece were learning Russian from Masha and the Bear or whatever it is called
I say I say boy, we need to retaliate.
ASSEMBLE AMERICAN CARTOON CHARACTERS. WE SET SAIL AT DAWN
Smeshariki is a good Russian cartoon.
Ah, so he'll do like his father and generate an elite class amongst a group of people.
Just like he did with the French.
Snort! Snort!
This is the first british thread in months I approve of.
Well done, faggot, hope you get better.
someone in China made a bunch of bootleg merchandise with Peppa Pig on it
Va te faire voir!
love this kids show, wish i had Peppa growing up.
This
>why does peppa pig look like DICK AND BALLS. LOOK AT IT. you'll never unsee it now.
>two peeholes
>whatdoesitmean.jpg
Why does that pig look like a penis
Good thing I grew up with it then.
This, we never claimed to be the morally perfect, enlightened saviors that the U.S. has from it's outset. Towards the latter end of the 19th century the idea developed that the Empire could be used as a force for good but not that it was good by default.
We need to stop migration into the UK so native British women like Peppa Pig can date proper anglo men.
Don't you guys like to claim the empire was actually zog and everyone was worse off for it?
Anu cheeki breeki iv damke
yeah my niece did that briefly. It was for words she hadn't heard before, like "trolley." Not really a big deal.
Post picture of your niece please, with no clothes on
Watching too many British shows has made the words "bloody/bleeding", "wanker", and "innit" enter into my vocabulary. Not even said with an attempt to imitate any British accent or thought of saying it to try to be different.
You got a loicense for that pedophilia, mate?
Naruto sucks.
Not my screenshot, faggot.
Calm down, burger.
It was a less generic response to your "respond to this garbage because I crave attention" than you'd usually get.
It does suck, though.
Fight me IRL, I’m incapable of expressing emotions unless I’m reading naruto.
mandatory
I'm calm, I'm just tired, bonganon. It's been a long day for me, but I can't sleep cuz I have my first date in like two years tomorrow. I'm sorry if I came off as aggressive. Do you want to be friends?
fuck u