All the ASMR girls: it’s a good thing. It’s an affirmation that men like women who take care of them. The primal idea is still there: men want to make women feel safe and to provide for them and in return women will make men relax and take care of them until they have to go out again. In the middle we all make children together. The reason ASMR videos are so popular is because they’re part of the natural order.
Not a bad thing
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you on that faggot shit dude
Is this goatse?
Head back to the glory hole jism jockeys.
this shit is impressive and is something original, even if you are married, today feminist women dont do anything like this, so its useful to incels, ,married men even chads, because beautiful whores dont know a shit
Always knew that Latinos knew the deal.
extremely beta male behaviour
meep meep cunt rag
>those ear cleaning ASMR
>so good they almost made me suicidal because of the realization that I'll never have a loving wife that would coddle me and want to clean my ears
If at any point you get tired of shoving smoked smelt up your improbably abused cock hole, come back. Until then, carry on you cheese faced penis fish.
Just drop some weight (or put on weight (as necessary)), make some money, and act just a bit aloof. Pretty soon you’ll have all your ear fetish needs attended to.
Don't listen to the retards, OP. You got the right answer.
>pretend youtube waifus
I thought animeposters were bad
This guy fucks.
Fuck off. The most popular and most viewed ASMR videos are "personal attention" "gf roleplay" or shit where some pretty girl stares into a camera for 20 minutes so people can feel less lonely.
I like sound based ASMR, some of it. There was one where someone was gently writing with an acrylic pen and it was oddly relaxing but this sad shit where lonely men just give random girls money because they're pretty and suck on a plastic ear is weird.
I was going to say: “Get fucked”, but I do like the sound ones...there was one...I think it’s been gone for years now...of some crazy chick crinkling a piece of paper...but it was like heroin. But still, come on. Would you really want less?
I only listen to no talking ASMR sound videos while I'm focused on work or reading
Fuck these virtual roasties
I remember getting massive tingles years ago when I stumbled upon some guy whisper reading a book before ASMR was a thing. Sadly I don't get those anymore, which is probably why I think all these fucking roleplay videos are weird as shit
This. The talking, ear chewing, eating and mouth sound ASMR just makes me uncomfortable. Talking ASMR makes me feel like I've woken up in someone's basement and they're going to do weird shit to me.
>roasties
The last pussy you touched was your mother’s when you fell out of her.
Posting /our/ ASMR girl:
>White QT who is naturally pretty with not much makeup
>Actually good at ASMR voice/volume wise
>Isn't slutty at all or make any stupid makeup/clothing female bait videos
>Trad/religious and genuinely caring
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ASMR videos are fingernails on a fucking chalkboard. God fucking damnit I hate those things and will never watch another one
Too bad most of the ASMR girls don't understand how to use their 3Dio mics.
If you rub both sides at the same time, it defeats the purpose of 3D sound illusion.
Also if you stimulate one side at a time, it defeats the purpose.
Do people really enjoy this? I tried it the other day and it was terribly uncomfortable. I just don't get it.
>HI! I’M NOT THE TARGET AUDIENCE!!!
>PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!
no, you're just wired wrong in the head
>liking women make sure I’m alright
>wired wrong
You really have to get back to the glory hole mate. The congealed wad of jism you use for a brain seems to have dried out.
People who actively watch ASMR are fundamentally broken. It's just as cringe as mukbang videos. If someone I knew told me they watched ASMR because it "relaxes" them, I would distance myself from them forever. How about you find someone in real life who will give you those "tingles" you obsess over so much. Fucking softcore cuckolds, the lot of you.
90% of people making asmr videos dont know what asmr even is. It has nothing to do with sex, or really even relaxation.
So they make soothing videos for lonely men, but it's not Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response.
An example video made before asmr existed is the "fema trainstation" (google it) video where the crazy lady describes how an Amtrak station is really a camp.
The part that triggers asmr isnt the picture or narrators voice, but instead, the analog video crackling during the silences.
>they make soothing videos for lonely men
thank you for reiterating my initial statement that the target audience for these videos are the saddest and most pathetic people the gene pool has to offer.
Since you don't even understand what it is, but are opening your claptrap anyway, maybe it is you that is the weak link?