>We invented democracy. Actually the British patently had a democracy (and a real one) before the USA, but democracy even predates the British also. America didn't invent democracy and it's even a bit of a stretch to call the American system a real democracy.
>We invented capitalism. Actually it existed in Europe long before the USA, also arguably parts of capitalism even existed in ancient times.
>We invented the car. Actually that was the Germans.
>We invented freedom. Actually US citizens were some of the last in the modern world to gain freedom, and still the USA has the highest percentage of it's population locked behind bars than any other country.
>We invented our own language. Actually you got it from the English people, who had a huge role in early America. Learn your own history, sorry.
>We invented the aircraft carrier and electric television. Actually those were from Japan, sorry.
>We were the first to ban slavery. Actually you were basically the last developed country to finally abolish slavery. lol Also America will likely within the next 10-15 years get universal healthcare, and typically the rest of the world will have to hear your dumb leaders claim you were the pioneers of it and invented it, even though we have had it long before you. lol
no its not. the NHS is rivalled around the world. if it's so bad why do we get thousands of American health tourists yearly?
Oliver Sullivan
we're gonna need a fact checker in here pronto
Evan Bennett
>we >fact checker
Pick one.
Dominic Long
BTW it's implied by the OP post that Amerifats think and believe what is in green (at least your common Amerifat does). Very typical among the alt-right and uneducated Amerifats (which is hundreds of millions of them).
The green text to be fair doesn't represent the beliefs of actual educated Americans who make up maybe 10%-15% of American society and aren't rednecks.
Evan Gutierrez
These D&C threads are getting old. Sage
Liam Sullivan
>Literally tied with Australia.
Hello, fellow brainlet.
Jacob Scott
At least Australians don't make BS claims and claim we invented the world and all of these things like retarded yanks do constantly. Another dumb thing that came from America that took the internet by storm is flat earth theory, ignorant shit just pours out of America.
Some Japanese made the original chan type image board, then some yanks took it and hosted their own and this is what Jow Forums is....it's full of retarded yanks who mostly have autism and suffer from insecurity.
Aaron Hughes
71% of Americans are literally Amerifats. That's literally how many are overweight or obese. lol
Jackson Sanders
>USA >98 >Australia >also 98
Easton Cruz
Last time I checked Australia doesn't claim to have invented the world and hordes of shit we didn't and claim to be geniuses while creating BS like flat earth theory and the alt-right.. That would be your country buddy, the land of Amerifats.
Joshua Ramirez
I love Australia. Pretty sure the only Australians I'd like to hang out with are the ones who don't like foreigners though, so tough luck I guess. Same goes for the bongs. It's a hard life.
87% of the most retarded conspiracy theories in the world originate from America. Flat earth theory conspiracy theory. Reptilian conspiracy theory. Various antisemitic conspiracy theories. Ancient aliens building the pyramids conspiracy theories (this one is literally on America's history channel....lol). Fake moon landing conspiracy theory. Conspiracy theory claiming evolution is a lie trying to attack Christianity. 2012 end of the world conspiracy theory.
etc etc. There is a new retarded conspiracy theory coming out of the land of retards about every year.
Nathan Foster
In America they literally have dietitians who are fucking fat! Not even kidding, it's apparently a norm there. < And Americans are that fucked up they don't see how ridiculous that is.
1) 'Murica is like 240 years old. I never thought Murica was a first in any of those things you mentioned. If you don't know what a strawman is, I suggest you research it. 2) Australia is still 'Murica's bitch.
Gavin Hernandez
>we Speak for yourself you retards, no one likes you.
AMERICA WAS FOUNDED AS A REPUBLIC NOT A DEMOCRACY FUCKING OP YOU NEED THE LESSONS
Jason Green
>we invented democracy Literally who says this >we invented capitalism Literally who says this >we invented cars No, that was the assembly line which allowed mass production of cars that we invented >we invented freedom Freedom is subjective >invented our own language How anyone could possible think Americans invented the English language is beyond me >aircraft carrier and electric television Oddly specific inventions that I never see Americans boasting about >first to ban slavery Who cares, slavery is the root cause of all of our problems today
Are you a fucking abo?
Wyatt Torres
>be aussie >go to store attacked by spider >go to bank attacked by spider >go to liabrary attacked by spider >go visit spider bitin son in hospital attacked by spider
Cool thing about America is that we just take cool shit from other countrys, including oil. I feel no beef towards any country that didn't make all of their ideas from the ground up. It's fine to take things and use them as long as you make some decent shit. America does have its faults, but we've made things like: The highways system, major advancements in space, major advancements in millitary technology, major advancements in the auto-moblie industry.
Grayson Morales
>We invented democracy. Said no American ever. We are a representative republic faggot. Anyone that says otherwise is a liberal. >We invented capitalism I've never heard anyone say this either. >We invented freedom. Nope, we just perfected it. With guns.
Someone's tibby's are twisted.
Easton Allen
>We perfected freedom And you have the highest percentage of your population locked behind bars of any country in the world. Cool story bro. You also don't let people in many states even have a rainwater tank, you also are banning people from boycotting Israeli products also. You are one of the least free modern countries, sorry.
>we invented the assembly line First of all.......no, you didn't.
Henry Ford didn't invent the assembly line, there were assembly lines in Europe decades before. You are historically ignorant, and in many cases willingly as you want to fill the void of insecurity as a failed American.
Henry Ford was responsible for making an assembly line to churn out far more cars than any other, that is true. But he neither invented the assembly line itself or the car or even the idea of a far assembly line specifically. It was Andre Citroen (French), who was the originated of the processes for a car assmebly line by using all steel car bodies.
As usual the Americans learned of methods from Europe, copied them and then printed in American newspapers that America invented them.
America was taken to the cleaners in the international patent offices with hundreds of thousands of fraudulent patents literally rejected upon being pre-dated by other countries which actually invented the particular thing.
Dyson didn't invent the bladeless fan either, sorry.
Mason Phillips
Not your kid buddy, my parents are from Belgium. Also there is a reason the Australians gained independence, they didn't want to be a British colony. Your little British empire doesn't exist, the fact that some British people truly still believe that their empire exists and that they can give orders to Canada, Australia, NZ, India, Malaysia, Pakistan is hilarious.
Sorry, your empire doesn't exist anymore. Get over it, you are now ruining yourself even more with Brexit. And while you are leaving the EU you are talking shit about China and Russia, enjoy being shunned by them or given unfair deals.
Carson Perez
good job tearing them down those statements that nobody but yourself has ever said
Lincoln Brown
Imagine being this upset that you’re not British. We can be shunned by half the world and still be powerful, meanwhile nobody knows or cares what’s happening over there.
Luis Howard
We would be on top if all the niggers dissapeared.
Anthony Turner
You Amerifats have a sudden memory loss when people call you out on your BS and embarass you.
When people point out how you lied about Iraq having WMD's, suddenly you retards pretend as if you have never heard this.
When people call you out for things your government and your own people say on a daily basis, even here on Jow Forums suddenly you have never heard of anything.
You turn into goldfish the instant you get called out on your BS. Suddenly antisemitism isn't anything anyone on Jow Forums knows anything about.
^^ There is one of your faggots right there claiming America is the world's oldest democracy. Also Trump in a dumb speech ages ago also said that Americans invented democracy. Nice to know you dumb fuck yank citizens all have the memory spans of goldfish, no wonder you keep getting raped.
Brayden Harris
>powerful >British
Pick one, you have a tiny military and a shitty GDP per capita. You had to leave the EU as the European countries were owning you, even Ireland is doing better per capita than your inbred English ass.
Hahah still butthurt. Good slave chattel "subject."
>When people point out how you lied about Iraq having WMD's That was a British spy who made that report, the yellow cake report? That was from your precious commonwealth.
Colton Barnes
Comments like that, show that you are where you belong. Sorry, you are the most retarded whites in the world. It's because you are the rejects from Europe that also are mixed in with blacks and native Americans. lol
Aiden Gray
>tfw aussie post this pic but isn’t even above you on the list
There is your FBI director literally lying the country into a war, claiming that the USA has evidence of this.
You really do have a short memory span don't you?
Parker Stewart
America is a morally bankrupt country, akin to merely being a larger version of Saudi Arabia. Simply replace Islam with Christianity. It isn't a surprise that Saudi Arabia is America's favourite ally and so is Israel.
America has the least educated citizens and the most obese citizens of any modern country, the citizens are so stupid the government doesn't even have to try hard with propaganda. They can literally say anything and most Amerifats will just go along with it and repeat it.
>tiny military >gdp per capita Yet we have one of the most influential military forces in the world and one of the highest nominal gdp’s. It’s okay pal, you can keep pretending.
Brody Gutierrez
Democracy and America have nothing to do with each other. This is a republic. You have no idea what you're talking about because you're from a literal meme country.
>actually English language is from England Wtf OP are you trying to trick us
Aaron Adams
The united kingdom is ranked #39 in GDP per capita you low IQ retard.
>we have one of the most influential military forces 0_o, maybe in your own fictional movies buddy. But no one in the world thinks that the English military is powerful of influential. One of the weakest and least advanced military's in the modern world, fail.
Jace Lee
NHS WOOOOOOO
Aaron Diaz
And yet Americans and your leaders talk about "we are the oldest democracy" and claim they invented democracy and claim that the USA attacks middle eastern countries because you want to give them democracy like the USA etc. derp.
>you're from a literal meme country. A meme to a bunch of retards on Jow Forums who are from a country with massive crime rates, huge obesity and a broken education system. Calling something a "meme" because you can draw autistic pictures in ms paint doesn't change reality honey.
Jayden Cooper
No British people take interest in other cultures but our Government took it to the extreme.
Parker Roberts
* yawn *
Zachary Nguyen
Those girls will probably go and dry hump another guy the next day anyway.
Ryder Martinez
>Various antisemitic conspiracy theories Aaaaand there it is
>He was given the intelligence by the British No dumbass, he was given it by Powell. Listen to the video your retard, also he is there representing himself as the FBI director and framing Iraq.
You got busted again on your short term goldfish memory buddy, it isn't just him either. Your entire media lied the country into the USA war. Sorry that your low IQ and obese ass doesn't remember anything, no wonder you dumb yanks are fooled perpetually, you don't even remember the shit your own media and leaders said just a few years ago. They can repeat the same stuff over and over again with a populace this braindead like you.
James Carter
Try reading words correctly before calling people retards, it will be less embarrass for you in the future.
Robert Cruz
Powell was given that intelligence by the British.
Benjamin Jackson
high quality authentic australian shitposts
Nathaniel Phillips
Heh the Australian Jews' shift is night time.
Jace Morgan
>or does the heat do something to them? Learn basic geography and climatology you low IQ retard. Australia has a wide varying climate, it isn't all some dry dead bush land. Ever heard of Victoria? Tasmania? Southern NSW?
Jonathan Lewis
Australia is part of the five eyes, though that's totally beside the point of the OP post. Stay on topic, when you have to go to another topic is means you have nothing and no defence.
I never said our government here are not immoral assholes and aren't part of the five eyes.
Jace Anderson
You are correct, there is it. One person says something you don't like and suddenly you claim they are Jew. My point proven.
>Americans and your leaders talk about "we are the oldest democracy" and claim they invented democracy and claim that the USA attacks middle eastern countries because you want to give them democracy like the USA etc. derp. Think about that for a second, what was the shape of the person's nose who told you that? Did win spot the pilpul, or do you just run around worshiping whatever falls out of the news van?
Eli Hernandez
>America invented flat Earth theory you're fucking retarded
Luke Sanders
America did indeed invent the flat earth theory. Primarily to keep the criminal Australians the fuck on their side of the planet.
Jaxson Robinson
You're tired m8, It's real America hours now. Go the fuck to bed.
You are ranked #39 in GDP per capita. GDP per capita is all that matters, not entire GDP of the entire population (because that's highly dependant on the population size and not on how effective people are individually).
Unless you think 45 million people having a GDP of around 1.2 trillion dollars is better than a country of 12 million people having a GDP of 1.1 trillion dollars. You are retarded, sorry.
Cooper Gutierrez
>GDP per capita is all that matters In that case here are the best countries in the world: Qatar, Luxembourg, Singapore, Brunei, Ireland, Norway, Kuwait, UAE, Switzerland and San Marino.
Fuck off retard, go read about basic economics and figure out how stupid you are.
Adrian Campbell
>Powell was given that intelligence by the British.
Actually the claim from America is it that a defector named Rafid Ahmed Alwan al-Janabi is who convinced the USA that Iraq had WMD's. Of course this is a "let's try to blame someone else who isn't even alive anymore for our own lie" type of case.
As far as British people claiming that Iraq had WMD's also, this is a five eyes situation you retard. Generally when one of the five eyes nations starts lying and trying to create a war the rest also do the same (the UK and USA are the most prominent ones).
Your FBI director lied about Iraq, that was him there representing the FBI. All of your television shows lied about Iraq having WMD's and average American retard citizens like yourself at the time lied about Iraq having WMD's and still many Americans today aren't aware that it was a lie.
Another lie the USA claimed is that Hiroshima was a mere military base and not a city, though even the US government had to bail on that as the country was too well documented by the rest of the west to go along with that. But without a doubt if the US government kept going with that claim the majority of US citizens even today would be repeating it, that's how retarded you are. Sorry
James Gutierrez
Sorry that you don't know that before electric televisions there were mechanical televisions, sorry that your low IQ yank ass quotes "electric television" as if it's an insane statement. Again showing how retarded you yanks are, nice picture you have saved to your little computer also to show how retarded you are.
Colton Howard
I would just like to apologize on behalf of Australia for OP being such a colossal faggot. His tard wrangler let him get loose and has since been gassed as punishment. OP, kys. The average American doesn't believe anything you listed, except maybe the Aircraft carrier. >We invented our own language. No American has ever claimed they invented ENGLISH! Again kys you brainlet. A new tard wrangler will arrive shortly to pick you up.
>clip of some politician not knowing what she's talking about wow you really called my bluff I didn't realize until now that I believed my country invented air and that the English language originated in america, lmao
Alexander Price
>In that case here are the best countries in the world
They are the best countries in the world, finally you are learning something. Though you can't exist in many of these if you are a low IQ retard like yourself.
Just because there are countries with larger populations of retarded people who can result in a country having a higher GDP doesn't mean that country is better.
India has a higher GDP than Singapore, yet it's day a day and night difference in development and life quality. That's because Singaporeans have a much higher GDP per capita, this means each Singaporean person is basically 5-6x more effective at making money than some curry shitskin in Indian working in a call centre. Even though there are over a billion shitskins in India, so the overall GDP of the entire nation is higher than Singapore.
Sorry that you don't understand anything.
Julian Murphy
Yanks claim they invented English and literally claim they derived it from the original latin and developed it independently from the British.
Isaiah Sanders
It's your politician and many have said this and Americans cheer when it's said, American citizens say this shit even more than your leaders and politicians. I have heard it said literally on Jow Forums dozens of times in fact as well. You likely have said it yourself, but you are embarrassed to find out finally from this thread that you are wrong. So you are backtracking, it's a common human trait.
Jeremiah Cook
Australia, until 60s, Aborigines came under the Flora And Fauna Act, classified them as animals, not human beings.
yes, you have exposed so many truths to me. until reading this thread I thought all civilization and technology spawned from a country that's 240 years old.
Brayden Jenkins
And? First of all my parents are from Belgium, I wasn't part of the original Australians. Secondly this thread is not about Aboriginals or even native Americans etc. You are trying too hard.
Mason Long
USA, best army, best economy. Bye.
Parker Rivera
Reminder to stuff plastic grocery bags down the throats of Jewish children.
At least you are learning Amerimutt. Your next step is to stop claiming that Jews are gods chosen people and stop trying to use Israel's existence as a lie for a people you have to protect in the middle east, and instead admit to yourself that the USA is there to protect it's Saudi oil interests. sorry
The only reason the USA is fucking with Venezuela is because Venezuela has the worlds largest oil reserves and refuses to allow the US to access it and instead Venezuelan leaders want to use the oil sales for their own country and the development of it, not to have US corps drilling there and stealing their oil and funding US backed dictators.
All Australians are descended from monkeys and criminals
Lucas Martin
Nothing to do with the thread. Also the US economy isn't the best, it's the most in debt and it's far down the list in GDP per capita.
As far as the US army, it has the most money thrown into it than any other military. But the training of the actual soldiers is below many other countries and the strategies of commanders is also below other countries, this is why so many embarrassing losses and wars that are never won take place and even tiny lands like Cuba were able to embarrass the USA.
The amount of lost battles and wars not won by the US are a testament to the horrible tactics and inferior soldiers (even if they are given a lot of equipment).
Tyler Brooks
White Americans are mostly descended from British and German people. So this whole post is pointless. Germans invented TV as far as I know btw not the Japanese. The Japanese just invent the majority of quality content on tv (anime). >ban slavery That's not a good thing. Instead of banning it we should have just castrated all of them Arab style.
Daniel Bailey
>Not even a real Australian >Entire thread, including real Australians, calling you a retard on every point you make >Still autistically arguing with everyone Wew lad. Just give up and accept you’re wrong.
David Clark
lol
Isaiah Lee
Nobody said we invented democracy
Joseph Ross
>Germans invented TV as far as I know btw not the Japanese. Learn to read you low IQ insecure yank, I am talking about electric television, not the primitive mechanical televisions which are structurally nothing even similar. Kenjiro Takayanagi released an electric television in 1926, Farnsworth released his in 1927.
>White Americans are mostly descended from British and German people. Try a whole host of Europeans, from Spanish to French, British, German, Irish, Italian etc. And many of you are part black and you aren't aware of it. That's what happens when you live among black people for hundreds of years, sorry.
