Hey Jow Forums, an Indian who's high as fuck, ask me anything. No meme questions, serious responses only

When we go to war with China, which side will India be on?

>Chinks not allowed
I like the cut of your jib, so I'll play. Is the street shitting thing real? Or is it just an overblown meme like all the stuff about us?

> Chinks not allowed
Based

I have a question for you pajeet.

Do tigers roam and kill people out there like our nuggets do here?
How did you learn english?
How many girls show you their vageen or bobs

Do Indian women go for white man? And is India a shithole, or are there decent places where people go to the bathroom inside?

how does it feel to live in the white mans ancient creation while calling it your own? how does it feel following the white man religion that made to control the shitskins in your shithole? how does it feel to be untouchably brown?

Will your ladyboys ever learn from Thailand and Brazil and start being somewhat fuckable?

Why do Sikh temples put on decorations and lights during Christmas?

Are there gurus who smoke ganja all day and have great wisdom or is that a meme?

I am a poo myself, trust me, we'll be on USA's side. Chinese are a threat to Indian sovereignty, and so are pakis. China and Pak will ally with each other, while US and India will be together.

It's just the way Indian food is. Also, try getting it from actually decent places, the really well done are hella delicious.

6.3", hbu?

It's not as prominent unlike in mid eastern but you can get them fairly cheap if you have your connections.

US definitely. We hate the chinese. Who wouldn't?

It's definitely real as half the nation lives under below poverty line and is filled with subhumans.
But the occurrence of it in any remotely devloped city is extremely rare to none.

No they don't. In extremely isolated villages surrounded by forests? Yeah sure. In the cities? Not in a lifetime.

School taught me the bare basics, as the older we grew the less we cared about rules and strict language discipline. So I learnt most of it from my life of living on internet 24x7 as a depressed emo fuccboi edgelord.

Used to have a lot during my school years, ever since I've been a NEET, rarely any, mostly e girls.
I'm joining a college this year so hopefully I get my game back on.

Yeah they do, white men are exotic just like foreigners are exotic to you. Only a minority is a shithole, nearly all places have good and comfy bathroom. We even use bidets.

We are still descendants of Indo Aryans so it's still our creation. We are the original religion, everything else is an offset or a made up lie. I'm not brown so I don't care.

When will Indians take revenge on the Muslims for destroying so much of your history?

>We are still descendants of Indo Aryans so it's still our creation. We are the original religion, everything else is an offset or a made up lie. I'm not brown so I don't care.
kek no you foreign occupiers are mostly subhuman australiod

Dude, there are only about 2000 tigers in a country of 1.5 billion people. do the math

What are you high on right now, jenkem?

Is there a middle class in India?

pretty complex
>there are low tier sex workers where you get it done for 5$max
>There are expensive escorts who are expensive but worth the money
Pro tip: When using a sex worker in poo land be aware of the term till it drops which means that if you dick starts to leak her job i done and of you want more you pay extra

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yes there is a middle class here and like the west too is fucked by high taxes and liberal culture which is seeping in

its a meme

when is the last time you pooped in public?
don't lie to me, boy

Never, they consider it to be religious and what not so thwy do it for the spirituality. Not to be fuckable or a homosexual degenerate.

I'm not surw about that, but it's most likely that they do it to celebrate along the Christians and acknowledging their beliefs, or they have a festival around that time. Knowing Sikhs, its prolly the former.

They definitely do. I'm a dumbfuck fairly intelligent dipshit and I feel enlightened af, just wonder how much more people with vast wisdom who have been bred to be spiritual would be?

Today's Indians definitely and justifiedly have a decent hatred for Muslims but I doubt todays Indians would even grasp the greatness and potential of ancient India.

Weed. Feelsgoodman.

Duh

Literally never in my entire life.

Because Indian religions are not intolerant like Western Abrahamic religions like Christianity Islam and Judaism.
We celebrate and host all faiths. For us, all religions are true and correct. We don't believe in a singular God, or an exclusionist, hateful, spiteful God, who will punish his followers for not worshipping him. Hell, we don't even believe we have to 'worship' any God. Indian religions are the most atheistic, agnostic, spiritual, and chillest religions out there. Hell, they can't even be classified as religions, more like, ways of life. Did you know Christianity first came to Southern India before it did to Europe?

what's currently happening outside your window ?

Where do I get the best hash without getting ripped off?
Also why is there so many Muslim neighborhoods?
BTW everyone should check this video, this dude is hilarious
youtu.be/lmNk-Li7m2c

explain the whole thing with Kashmir, I dont quite understand it

never lol
>I hear Burgers love pooping in wallmart is it true?

You India, you lose. Why does the education system in India suck so hard? Why do Indian programmers all fucking suck so hard that they have to be led by the nose by white architects? Why do Indians have no hygiene standards (flights to India smell like fucking shit).

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What do poos think of white people in general?

We ruled Kashmir since thousands of years. It was a Hindu majority province, the abode of spirituality, and the revered Kashmiri pandits. But everything changed when Islam invaded, started murdering and looting our people.raping women to convert their offspring.
Still Hindus were tolerant.
After Pakistan was created, they sent their mercenaries stealthily to get some Kashmir clay, since by then they had a lot of local muslim support in kashmir, they managed to grab away a small chunk of Kashmir, while the rest is with India.

India has a huge population and most of the people you meet are below average in iq and manners
>The problem wit Indians is that there are so many sub poos that the good ones are missed out

When you’re shitting in the street like an animal, why don’t you look for a private spot to do your business rather than bumping elbows in a horde of street shitters on a crowded Blvd?

Why do you cook curry when you know it’ll just leave your home with a permanent curry stink?

Here in Canada all poos love Trudeau coz they don't know shit about him. Especially the girls. I am an outlier, in that, i am a literal nazi, in terms of my beliefs, even in the eyes of a normie white canadian.

I like Indians they're generally polite and reasonable

I like their little head wobble too.

Still, they should know they're food makes them one of the smelliest races.

if girl show bob and vegnae or GTFO

Pro tip if it smells of spices its prob made by a Bangladeshi or Paki, Real Indian food doesnt over smell of spices or curry

I feel like you guys have an almost anarchistic sensibility of disregarding rules, not out of malice but more like... chaotic neutral? Would you say that's a fair generalization or is that just the ones I've known?

Indian food is my absolute favorite of foreign foods. Every Sunday after I spend an hour looking at the half-naked son of my skydaddy I go to an Indian restaurant (buffet of course because I'm American).

What is your favorite dish? Although this buffet never has it, if I am actually ordering food I get Paneer Makhani. Also naan is awesome.

What's the deal with Bangledeshi's?

What caste do you belong to?

lol. ever been to an indian restaurant?

Checked. They are objectively worse. But I saw some cow piss for sale in India, apparently it's very popular.

How is the job market for engineers in India? Can I get away with just speaking english?

>lol. ever been to an indian restaurant?
>Posting with a user with a Indian IP
Burger Education at its finest

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How many samosas do I have to buy from my local india dive to stop u curry niggers from spamming my inbox with tech spam?

Indians especially MNC's speak only English

A bunch of dogs barking in the distance while I lay on my phone being basked in the sleep depriving rays of my phone while simultaneously being kissed by a half crescent moon.

Goa, Manila and pretty much every developed place. The ones who look like utter junkies are mostly scammers. The ones who don't are legit enough. Its a hit or miss situation desu.

>Pakistan claims Kashmir is ours.
>India tells them to fuck off
>Pakistan starts wars
>India wrecks them
>Suddenly Kashmir is filled with terrorists, Pakistan sympathizers and blind nationalists who want a kashmiri independence.

Yeah they do, walmart is filled with fat obese landwhales, balding fat dudes with midlife crises, and niggers. Ofcourse they shit in their pants.

India still sticks to the education system from the 1800s, without any change or development.

Indian programmers, generally anyone from the engineering side is incompetent because they have no experience at all. People mostly study to just get decent grades instead of studying to learn, if that makes any sense.

Also, Indians are subhumans so thsy have a rathwr repulsive hygiene. Its mostly just the ignorant and uneducated dumb folk.

Indians only know white people mostly due to media. So it's stereotyped.

I don't shit in the streets. Also its in the most underdeveloped poor areas of the country only.

Indians have a bad hygiene so it isn't considered big deal. Also the tastw of curry is tasty enough to be worth having a smelly house.

I usually nod my head but yeah its cute to watch them bobble.

Sadly they might never know.

It's a pretty good generalization but the people who obey all rules to the letter are also just as prominent as the chaotic ones.

Anything with meat is my favorite dish. They all taste way too good to ever go back to eating veggies. Hell yeah Naan wifh Paneer is awesome my dude.

Stop ringing me up

Imagine a country where mind-expanding experiences are looked down upon, while shitting in the streets is considered normal.

they actually do.

Throwing the Muslims out of India was alpha as fuck. When are you going to nuke Pakistan?

whose askin?

Is it true that the red dot is a push to start switch?:

Sup Pajeet. For the record I like India a lot and have visited twice even though I wish you fuckers would stop trying to connect on Linkedin.

Anyway what's your take on social justice among the Indian youth? I noticed a little bit of it when speaking to a girl from Kashmir. Are they falling for the anti-white propaganda? It seems like there's actually some goodwill leftover from the British but I dont know how far that goes.

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Someone who has worked around them at international ports and oil rigs.
Why do they want to be 2 inches away from you when they talk and why are they always holding each other's hands (male+male) and all the other messed up stuff they do

>tank u far culling mircosoft teknicle supart. Honorable disease any father, my name is da fish. Eye c u have some makroasejthts virus on ur compter...

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What kind of virgin do you have to be to precum from Bengal whore?

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>Anyway what's your take on social justice among the Indian youth
Same as the US , most of US are seeing through BS but the liberals are the loudest as US
>desu we are were the US was in 2017

We don't have the notion of "personal space" as you goys do.
also, male +male hand holding could mean they are really close, it wouldn't surprise me if they turn out to be fags.

>What kind of virgin do you have to be to precum from Bengal whore?
Blind

Tell Vishnu I said aaayyyyy

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t. tamilnigger

What kind of virgin r u to not know ur dick produces lubrication?

Pakistan wannabes.

OC. (Other Caste)

Oh yeah, that's a thing too. Some people legit take their respect for cows so far that theh unironically start thinking cow piss is an elixir from the gods.

Way too oversaturated. You'll need more than just that but if you're white you'll have an easier time.

Kek

Not until you guys get better internet connection so we can spam your PCs instead.

Soon, my dude. Soon.

If a war breaksout with China, one of India's first moves would be to conquer Pakistan, as a tactical point since Pakistan always allies with China. There would definitely be US support.

>2019
>Not having a dishwasher that you can turn off
>kek

We love people from all races at first glance. we just hate niggers, chinks, arabs and the anglos. Anyone in their right mind who even has the slightest knowledge about history would know how the anglos are the reason Hitler lost and the Jews reign supreme. Also, they're the most pompous human trash that are as equal trash as muricans.

Ayyy lmao

They're also lhe only reason you don't pray 3 times a day

>we just hate niggers, chinks, arabs and the anglos.
Where is Guj(jews) and Beng(Commies)?
>What are you ? a red it liberal?

I know. But I don't hate them as much as muslims or jews or chinks

gang weed mandingo

negro, isn't modi from gujrat?

What kind of virgin even gets it up around a 9th generation Bengal whore, let alone precums?

Let me guess. You. On your yearly sex vacation to New Delhi.

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>US definitely. We hate the chinese
Cool.
So...We'll kill all the Niggers.
You guys kill all the chinks.
Then we'll team up and eradicate the arabs, jews and other assorted trash.
We'll take Europe, Canada and the US.
South America will be quarantined.
You can have everything else.
But...You gotta stay in your own fucking sandbox. No more street shitters in the West.
Deal?

Do you think the caste system will change during the next hundred years? Are there certain castes that threaten to "rise up" and disrupt things?

How many dead bodies have you seen this year?

and? Hes connected to the kikes look it up
>Never trust a Guj(jews) and Beng(Commies) , you will regret it

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we bengalis are not commies. fork off.

>I hate everyone in India equally.

>Someone who hates reddit just as much as I hate 4 chan. Used to be an extreme right winger until recently ever since I started being a centrist.

He is, but I doubt that he did the entire demonetization thing in India just so his own party would win the elections in the north.

He also loves to suvk netanyahu's tiny kosher dick a lot.

Deal.

Oh definitely.
The General caste might start raging out for allowing the low castes special benefits

Zero so far.
The last time I saw a body was last year, a poor fella committed suicide. God, I wish that was me.

Majority are commies tho

Is drug use common among indians? It seems like half the indians i know here are hopelessly addicted to opiates and prescription drugs

is it easy to get laid you your a westerner I want to colonize some Hindi Qt.134's

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My last request, unsub to t-series and sub to pewdiepie.

That is all.

I'm a white girl on vacation in India right now.

Why do Indians like selfies so much? What do they do with the selfie once they take it?

How different are the people from the different chastes? To which degree can be told who is from which chaste?

Yea fatties take fat loss medicine and still eat fried chicken so the fat is just shot through their system and they leak oil out their ass.

>spotted the Bengali

The higher caste look more European and Behave well and as we go down the caste he skin blackens and so does IQ and behaviour

Recreational drubs are common among the youth and the celebrities. Everyone above their 25s is mostly hooked to opiatws and prescription meds.

Hella easy. Westerners are considered exoric as long as you're decent looking.

Subbed for years now. Never bothered with Tseries. I couldn't care less if pewdpie doesn't remain the most subbed channel on YT aftwr he crosses 100 mil. YT is fucked and a lost cause.

If you cute let's smash.

Indians are obsessed with themselves. They make wvwrything about thwmselves and have massive pride and ego. They're also low key narcissistic so yeah, they love worshipping themselves.

They'll probably keep it in their phones as memories or upload it to their social media.

It's quite easy to know their castes if you kniw what traits to look for. Its the same as looking at a person and identifying the jews.

The higher your caste the more you look Indo Aryan. The lower it is, rhw more yoh look like an Australoid. Although, the IQ level is really random among rhe castes.

bosting in ebin poo thread

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ask pew to support Indian youtubers then.
skin has nothing to do with it.

Not our fault your asshole is so sensitive.

Indians the OC potheads.

Yes. Most indians smoke dmt

I know right.

>Why do Indians have no hygiene standards (flights to India smell like fucking shit).

not my fault if i am a sweaty motherfucker.