I need help anons. I'm desperate for it.
I've been, over the last 18 months, trying to accomplish an extremely important goal. At this point I've put so much pressure on it, it doesn't even matter if it's effective or not. I feel like it's my last opportunity to get out of depression. But because of my depression, the incompetence of myself and that of others, I can't achieve it anymore. So I'm gonna try the last thing I can.
Because of a government exploit, I could make it if I am briefly physically incapacitated. (I live in Europe so healthcare costs won't be a problem)
What would be the best method for this? I really don't want to fuck up and slit a major artery or something.
All I'm asking is for it to leave no scar, and to fully heal reasonably fast. Looking for any possible advice.
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December 1, 2018 - 21:35
just do something really stupid, just so that nobody suspects you
like maybe buy some avocado and "accidentaly" shove the knife through your hand. you wouldn't believe how many retards fucked that up
irishnews.com /news /2017 /12 /20 /news /-avocado-hand-injuries-spark-health-warning-by-plastic-surgeon-1214932 /
December 1, 2018 - 22:00
Anything done to your foot is stereotypical and screams "fraud".
December 1, 2018 - 22:12
I'd be surprised if anyone cared
December 1, 2018 - 22:16
mfw I'm such a retard I expected Jow Forums to be useful
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December 1, 2018 - 22:36
I might as well keep this thread alive for a little longer
December 1, 2018 - 22:42
at least if I was a full normie I'd get mocked but I'm just mediocre enough to where nobody gives a shit
December 1, 2018 - 22:50
dont do it its not worth it
if you get investigated for fraud then you'll really wanna kill yourself
December 1, 2018 - 22:53
but I'm not doing something necessarily illegal, the wounds are gonna be physical, there'll be no doubt about it. All I'd need to do is make up some excuse for the injury, which shouldn't be hard
December 1, 2018 - 22:56
user don't do it, it's an extremely lame thing to do
December 1, 2018 - 23:13
I know, but, I don't know what else I could do
December 1, 2018 - 23:20
I feel disgusting, I want to wither away and die. It feels like someone punched a hole through my stomach
December 1, 2018 - 23:37
now that I think about it, it doesn't even have to do that much with actually accomplishing the goal. i just want to stay in a hospital for a while, i want to just not move for a while
December 1, 2018 - 23:41
can somebody just tell me to go kill myself or go to Jow Forums or something?
December 2, 2018 - 00:13
ah fuck i just realised I'm an attention whore
December 2, 2018 - 00:14
Punch the floor as hard as you can
Stop and take a deep breath then think about every inch of pain in your fist Punch the floor again Repeat until satisfied
December 2, 2018 - 00:15
yeah thats what i do, works great, except i will punch my legs
December 2, 2018 - 00:35
Yes you are, you fucking nigger. Even Jow Forums wouldn't stand you. Shut the fuck up and stop refreshing your thread every 5 seconds and getting mad nothing new was posted.
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December 2, 2018 - 01:19
Holy shit, how dumb do you have to be to respond to a open attention whore? Complete mongoloid.
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December 2, 2018 - 01:29