*Knock* *Knock*

*Knock* *Knock*
FBI open up!! We'd like to have a word with you!!

0 - Dies in shootout shortly afterwards
1 - barely escapes on bicycle
2 - sent to High security prison gets fucked in the ass
3 - FBI just goes away
4 - invites in, no big deal
5 - brought in for interrogation
6 - wins shootout
7 - gets recruited by the agency
8 - FBI breaks in and beat the living shit outta you
9 - summoned to jury duty

Doubs- become new director assassinate user before you.
Trips- overthrow the government
666-sent to the shadow realm
Quads- some crazy Illuminati shit ends the world.

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ROLLING BEFORE DELET
I MUST KNOW

Rolling

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Roll fuck you faggot feds you won't catch me

I have some bad news

I have all of the evidence on a dead man’s email. You’re all going down with me. The world will know the truth.

*Roll

They assume I’m simply crazy and walk away or my dead man’s email works. We got em boys

Why not?

This may honestly be the best thread on Jow Forums. I leave for a few months and this place fucking falls apart.

>implying i don't own the FBI

I've kinda always wanted that to happen. You know where to find me glow niggers.

Rollin

>sent to high security prison
Kek

roll on them jannies

Roll

I murder every Jew and nuke Israel.

rollol

Japanese spy overthrows government

>recruited by the agency
Seems kinda cool I guess.

based reich of the english teacher

Fuck

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Kys fosforescent basketball Americans

Rolling

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oh ok. lets see what wiil happen

Gentlemen, this seems to be a case of mistaken identity.

You forced me to do this.

howdy niggers, what did i roll :o?

You’re all deemed too powerful to waste as an asset. Enjoy your lives of Mueller shilling

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man, they are in need of some work force
you got interrogated first, but then they recruited you

user below murders you, sends example to other new recruits he is leading

rreroll

Rollllin

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Fuck you

fbi niggers be gone!

rollin

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based and j&pilled

Kek bless me. Roll

Winning a shoot out, is a given, uncle Sam's already confiscated their guns

Too bad he just got whacked by

"Fuck you, glow-in-the-darks!"

"NO, BUBBA! NOOO!"

Zero.

I love these type of threads

roll

Its total shitposting but its my guilty pleasure that takes me back to my newfag days on /b/. I feel like as long as it is Jow Forums related in some aspect, mods should have some leniency

6 get

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Dont drop the soap boipussy

Q predicted this.

trollin' for 6

Noooo

good get - i got jury duty

“FUCK YOU GLOW NIGGERS!”

rolliNg

I'd like my lawyer to be here with me, sir.

nice

i've heard that knock before

I wonBut you did me a kil fak you

Why would the FBI come to my house? I don't have a dog for them to shoot.

You've made a good patsy. Mission accomplished.

Roll, G-man. Feel lucky?

Rolling

Ride nigga ride

shall get best get

I feel like this should be less funny than it is.
Also, rolling.

DIE FBI SPICS

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R olling

oh my

Rolling....

Rolling before sage

nigga stole my bike! Gotta roll again.

Why is he making the white power sign?

FUGG REROLLING

Come and take me, feds!

That you on the left

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roll?

I’ll pray for your anus

rollerino

Rolling lets hope for some gun action.

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rolling

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rolling to see

GET READY TO DIE NIGGERS

Gib 6 pls so that I didnt waste all this money and time

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rolling