AUS/POL/ - Fisty Cuffs @ Parliment House Edition

G'day lads, beautiful day today

>Fisty cuff @ Parliment House
sbs.com.au/news/senate-president-launches-urgent-investigation-into-burston-ashby-fight

>Senate President strips Parliament House pass from Pauline Hanson's chief of staff
abc.net.au/news/2019-02-14/senate-strips-parliament-pass-from-james-ashby-pauline-hanson/10812888

>Dog roll shop giving cunts salmonella
abc.net.au/news/2019-02-14/salmonella-linked-to-vietnamese-rolls-from-adelaide-bakery/10812254

>Accused Claremont serial killer Bradley Edwards called 'evil dog' as hardcore porn raised in court
abc.net.au/news/2019-02-14/woman-yells-evil-dog-at-accused-claremont-serial-killer-in-court/10809340

>Man who had been offered job in Michaelia Cash's office leaked AFP raids on AWU, court hears
abc.net.au/news/2019-02-14/afp-awu-roc-raids-leaker-was-offered-job-with-michaelia-cash/10810774?section=politics

>Senate inquiry calls for new laws identifying dowry-related abuse as domestic violence
abc.net.au/news/2019-02-14/dowry-abuse-should-identified-domestic-violence-senate-inquiry/10807290?section=politics

>Scott Morrison has told Parliament he does not know when Indigenous children will have the same opportunities as non-Indigenous Australians.
abc.net.au/news/2019-02-14/closing-the-gap-results-show-targets-off-track/10810602?section=politics

Fuck Niggers
Fuck Chinks
Fuck Kikes
& Most Of All
F U C K B O O M E R S!

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You forgot to Heil Hitler you stupid fuckin idiot.
ruined this whole thread.

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>memeflag
kys discord tranny faggot

>As if UK isn't already an meme flag.
I'd rather fly the Nazi flag over that cucked UK flag anyday shitface.

Hitler is a loser faggit

Hitler was right, you'll be gassed and turn into a soap bar cuck.
Enjoy your numbered days before you're being rubbed on some niggers nutsack.

someone help me make sense of this... i think they have a combined IQ of 8
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Would smash, but yeah, fucken dumb bitches. She's got the full wog accent like ohhh my god

What's going on boys

REEEEEEEE WHICH ONE IS THE REAL THREAD?

That is for you to decide.

Your thread is shit, and will never be better than my threads. YOU KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE MATE

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I'm sorry your father touched you

What's for dinner lads?

Crayfish and chips

Why is this country so shit? Corruption and treason everywhere, Officials get elected and all they care about is big business which translates into MUH MASS MIGRATION and fucks over the average aussie.

Plus they sold us out to the Chinese, fucking communists for fuck sake, God please make some disease come to wipe the slate clean and get us out of this bind.

Homemade pizza

LOL
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Finally starting the Aus/pol thread right.

Marinara pizza & garlic bread

LET US IN

Make Australia White Again
I knew you'd never let me live it down
How white are you?

Have any of these fuckers that insist Australia needs more immigrants ever had to sit in traffic for an hour to and from work?

Pauline tries to get past the 'racisst' shit by taking in a token secular raghead.
>dumb bitch barely understands pisslam because she's basically just a wog thot with no idea
>even that seppo Milo poofter had her tied in knots trying to explain her softcock version of its ok to be a Leb Thot and still pretend to be a raghead with no burqa
>only reason LebThot still pretends to be a muzzo is so she doesnt get necked for leaving totally
Pauline thinks this is a sign of ragheads assimilating into becoming real strayans
>yeahnah, its just more Thots gonna Thot
>all paulines retards exploding because jihad raghead taking over muh OneNotion
>hopefully they all vote BasedAnning instead

Tawidi is a more likely reformer because he's an actual shiite imam, but even so, its not worth trusting any of them here.
If he really wants to fix islam, go fix it in sandland not adelaide.

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>tfw have a date tomorrow night with a journalist
>tfw scored it by telling her /sg/ stories

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No

Drop the JQ on her, then you'll know if she's wife material.

nah, she's a total normie, she doesnt like Leyonheljm because he's mean to women or some shit.
She's just interested in me because i know my political shit better than her.

There was another girl i matched with who was a looker with "Likes: Freedom, Dislikes:Soiboys" and she asked if i had tickets to see Peterson (lmao wtf) but she hasnt messaged me in a couple of days.

there was also a pajeetess, but she ghosted me when she met me sober and there was a maori, but she's been killed and eaten by cannibals in Kenya.

image = wolf in sheeps clothing.

>she doesnt like Leyonheljm because he's mean to women or some shit.
Haha wtf, she sounds like a major lefty, user
>"Likes: Freedom, Dislikes:Soiboys" and she asked if i had tickets to see Peterson (lmao wtf)
Sounds like she got a bit of potential
>She's just interested in me because i know my political shit better than her.
Normie tier journo, she would secretly hate that you're more informed than her
>there was a maori, but she's been killed and eaten by cannibals in Kenya.
kek

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>...possibly a dog in wolfs clothing
I didnt say he was to be trusted, just that he might actually know what he's talking (or taqqiya-ing) about.

>Normie tier journo, she would secretly hate that you're more informed than her
good, i love being hated for inherent superiority, it makes me feel better about myself.

Nice one, user. smash her box in good and proppa

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Wasnt kidding user, I opened with the fucking rebel camp geolocation story.

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Totally date material

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GET FUCKED! She ate that right up! Boom! Fucking nice one, user, fucking nice one indeed!

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Do I want KFC or Hungry Jack's, lads?

Zingerstacker box with a gaytime crusher

she ate it right up because it's a true story, i just literally had nothing to do with it

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>he wants to date a "career woman" who will spend all of her time creating propaganda
>he is actually proud of this, despite the fact that it will likely go nowhere when all is said and done

Fake 'Catholic' Seppo poofter named after a chocolate drink powder, who takes his husbands BBC
>vs
Fake 'Islamic' Leb Thot named after the sex-party foundation, who presumably also takes the BBC

youtu.be/bfozl9Edp7Q

Yeah I've seen the screencap that does the rounds every now and then. Pretty crazy, but yeah, you could tell the juices were flowing down her leg

True shit, i dont care she's lugenpresse, i just wanna meet someone new

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...

eat my ass nigger

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>adjudicated by
Fake 'Strayan' (((Mossad agent))) named after a raghead country, who probably also takes the BBC

>definitely also takes the BBC
ftfy

abc.net.au/news/2019-02-14/optus-customers-claim-major-online-privacy-breach/10812486

Whatcha doin' rabbi?

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Anyone else here JUSTd to extremes? Aus/pol/ was my only outlet u til I got banned for asking what's for din dins thanks to some crybaby poofter cunts, I went to a veteran gathering thing and fuck me the cunts are just as JUSTD as me if not worse
This country is going down the shitter fast and there's no political solution
I had VB for dinner

can someone link me to the old thread? also who here getting JUSTed right now?

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Apparently I'm a pommy cunt guess my net is fucked now or smth before it said I was Hong Kong :(

Hang in there, m8.
> ...veteran gathering thing...
Yeah, keep in touch, Diggs groups will probably be our only hope when it all goes to shit
>even the 1920s RSL had a RWDS side

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>2 blown up cars
>working all night
>haven't eaten since 4am

RSLs are cancer just overpriced beers and pokies they don't do shit for vets fuck the RSLs also Invictus games is a load of shit too they don't let a lot of vets volunteer to help out they have civies doing the job Harry probably has his heart in the right place but it's just a big scam to get big businesses face on shit they don't give a flying fuck about veterans
It's no wonder vets are committing suicide in record numbers
Fuck this gay treacherous country we have politicians selling ports to Beijing and state governments joining China's one belt road
These people like Andrew rob should be out against a wall and shot not given luxurious executive jobs with Beijing

How'd you blow up two cars?

Yeah, I said 20s Rissole not the Pokies-cunts - fuck them.

VBIEDs or UCBTs?

This is it. Quiet night it seems

fuck me, its hard to find a decent place on flatmates

all of these places wanting females only, its a stitch up

You identify as a vagina, doncha...

>no poofters
so many aussie faggots here in auckland. stop producing them please.

auckland is the san francisco of oceania

Never been to Melbourne, have ya, sheep fucker?

this is how the media is in so deep with the intelligence community

the intelligence community is literally fucking journos

Every cunt air host on air nz flights are massive aids faggots that are rude as fuck.

you sound like a high viz loser painting the halls of the press club nutting off in the bathroom on your break

im getting mixed messages user. you're JUSTed but not JUSTed at the same time?

high viz hack cant provide the gif

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this is the issue, you are soon to be hunted down for your transgender misgendering

theguardian.com/news/2018/feb/15/why-silicon-valley-billionaires-are-prepping-for-the-apocalypse-in-new-zealand

I'm sure you're just a fan of pizza

Reminder that hardcore porn is illegal to sell/make in all Australian states but legal to own unless it's RC(Refused Classification) then it's illegal to bring in to the country or own, some RC porn categories include but are not limited to:

Rape simulation
Lolicon
Girls who look under 18
Vomit fetish
Golden showers
Scat

Has anyone here had attacks of bicurious when smoking crystal meth? Smoked a shitload yesterday, ended up in my knees in a public toilet with an obese Latino man.

100% straight, getting into full blown oral with men. This fag smut is tearing my family apart...

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>be a cocksucking poofter
>blame the meth
See

UUUUUSSSSTRALIANS AAALL LEEEET UUUUS REEJOOOOICE

lost, good post user

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Kys jew

requesting someone to come help this guy out

Friendly reminder that all unionists are scum.

>auckland is the san francisco of oceania
New Zealand at large has been a Silicon Valley bolt hole for the last decade. They bring the cancer with them.

Just a reminder that your thread is shit.

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Who touched you?

Wow, fucking nothing.

>union

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they might be saving my ass tomorrow

How'd your meeting with HR today go?

postponed until tomorrow

How you think its gonna go?

didnt mean to green text

how do you green text?
[green text]faggot[/green text]

shouldnt be too bad, cant see myself losing my job over it

Should set the photo as your home and lock screen

any of you subbed to this channel?

youtube.com/channel/UCYIixZJZuXBb-_mnDOkKC3Q

wewlads

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yeah she just want's to stay in the country

not sure if she wants kids and knows she's running out of time to have them at all, is beyond the marriageable age range in china, wants a white husband really badly, or is trying to get permanent residence
she should be deported desu

Gladys is too jewish im voting labor

>crystal wang

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