Is valentines day why are you still here

fuck she's hot, you already know she could hunt some shit with you

because my girls are in the gun safe and in kydex holsters next to me.

Valentines day is an artificial holiday perpetuated by corporate interests to induce consumer spending. If your GF is at all bought into the idea that you need to do something on this day to "show your love" you should dump her immediately as she is a brain washed sheep. Everyone should show their partner love everyday, not on one specific day.

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Padded bras are false advertising and there is no way she could pull that bow back

work

Me and my gf exchanged cards. I did my part. Lunch at 11:30.

Now you can celebrate valentines day like a normie thank me later

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no way that's over 30# this bitch is gonna be useless past 30 meters

>Americans are fleeing to our country
>You're the one that needs the wall

Same here. Although my shift is ending in 2 hours :)

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Nice 2007 humour boomer

quite possibly, but it's something. you could have her hiding with an arrow that has a firecracker fit on it with instructions to light it before firing, and in the atom of this action, ambush some scrubs tryna storm yer property by having her shoot a camouflaged jerry can along the bend, with a fuel trail moving clockwise around local obstructions to close an immediate retreat and put fire on their flank

and then you come in with the ice pick

he says posting on a 16 year old mongolian basket weaving website.

My gf is away visiting her family in uganda.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Nice joke Hanz

It's true.
Rassenschande ist beste Schande.

Here because I've b een single for 4 months. Which is really 7 months. But probably actually more like 10. Okay user I lied and i'm permavirgin foreveralove :'(

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im alone

its 1am, I just got home from droppin off the missus, my balls ache from the pummeling.

>why are you still here

Just to suffer

haha same dude life is totally a video game

If you’re here, you’re desperate.

Regardless of whether it’s Valentine’s Day or not.

Post more of that cutie

Because you're my valentine, user

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>why are you still here
just to suffer

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back on the toilet again shitting some more just made breakfast and coffee for my woman had to shit some more so checking the thread

every night

Like I always do... I'm on the shitter. Where do you think us leaf poster get the idea for all of our shitpost?

i can feel my leg

my arm...

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Does your gf has a dick?

Are you going to make it user? Im kind of worried about you

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even my f i n g e r s . . .

im not a cuck

the body i've lost

And my arm

the comrades i've lost...

Jow Forums are my bfs

Won’t stop hurting

It's almost midnight. I already had a lovely evening and some degenerate adult fun time. What are you on about pizzanigger?

it's like they're all still there

>Celebrating Kafir holidays
How about I behead you, infidel.

Because My only friends are called anonymous.

Why are you here Amerifat
Don't you have some avocados to harvest Javier?
A bubbity boopity, ah bubbity boopity boo!

>pizzanigger
I don't know why that made me laugh so hard

BREAKING NEWS

YUROPOORS ARE DOG PILING ON JAPAN! GET IN HERE AND DEFEND OUR JAPANESE BROTHERS & SISTERS BROS!!!!!!!

you feel it too,
d o n ' t y o u ?

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You feel it too, don’t you?

You know why.

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>why are you still here

I ask myself that question everyday.

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I used to know a 15yo girl who wouldn't mind marrying a pedophile and having children with him.
But they live so far away.

I'm at work faggot.

This is one of the best times of year to pick up desperate pussy. Those of you looking to get laid should be out where the sad girls go out as singles groups for valentines.

no she's got a vagina

im a lonely fuck who's intimidated by pretty and smart girls

IL make it I just ate a fuckton of left over meatloaf and a big turkey soup yesterday and wasn't relaxed enough to get it all out the first time

>gf with a vagina
>in 2019
user, I...

kys

Couldn’t stomach my liberal GF anymore so broke it off and looking for a less insane woman.

i wanna scream and throw myself out the window
nothing's wrong but it doesn't feel that way

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>be me
>be 7am
>some cunt on Jow Forums demands to know why im not getting banged on valentines

Typically my wife and i bang in the shower in the morning and then again in bed at night. The baby is being a jerk this morning so Ill probably skip the shower to get to wagecuckery on time.

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Fuck your question. Post more of this cutie.

Cuz I’m at work

it's my dead mother's birthday.

thanks INCEL

I enjoy hanging with degenerates and divisive entities.

I know valentine's day is a load of shit but my gf it makes her happy I don't have to spend money just make a nice supper candles some nice music playing if the gesture makes her happy why not if I start to tell her it's a jew conspiracy it will make her cry I just want her to be happy cuz you know that's what you do when you care about someone

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so anyways I got some nice chicken breasts out going to marinade them then I will post the in store prices and put a end to the horror

I'm shitposting while at work senpai

you're too pure for this board user
pls dont sacrifice yourself to the cgdf

I'm waiting you fucking leaf. Post the fucking in store prices now!

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I just can't see these things as human

I just want someone that will hold me tight and tell me my dreams aren't stupid. I don't want to die alone.

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I learned this, a woman will never love you unconditionally. She either is horny for your dick or loves you for your status and resources. A woman is not a source of comfort.

I think it was about 17 plus tax for seven shitty little breasts and that was a sale too

only death comforts me

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Cause I actually wanna have money left over this time.

Because my woman and i are seprated by over 500 miles of distance and both too busy to meet up at the moment, I miss her Jow Forums

My man!

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>why are you still here
Just to suffer.

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u know it's fucked actually I swear it's because of you guys they have signs up outside of the store it says no smoking no pets and no taking pictures all as one placard but honestly if you really wanted to hide it you could take all the pictures you want so it's stupid

woke up next to my qt mormon fuck toy this morning.

Its easy you spergs, just walk up to her and be yourself, and have a big cock

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I'm unironically going to gift an arrow as gift to a grill in one hour and see what happens.

>Its easy you spergs, just walk up to her and be yourself, and have a big cock
>and have a big cock
How?

I just got a blowjob from my Azn gf and now she's watching Korean dramas in the living room while I play Civ VI.
That's why I'm still here.

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because im an
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real pizza bros don’t post asian girls

happy vday you virgin