Why are Brits so assblasted about Germany?

>remnants of the neanderthal
hey idiot, might wanna check that the island was under a literal mile of ice during then, we have no proto-humans here

England was forced to give up their ephemeral empire because their subjects didn't like being slaves and technology naturally spread (or in America's case, we are better at inventing shit than you cucks).

This. Modern economics makes martial imperialism inefficient and unnecessary. The UK became a pioneer in global commerce after the dissolution of the empire, and still maintained a global force projection where needed anyway.

It was a perfectly sensible trade-off and it preserved their status as a world leading economy against a lot of bigger fish and potential competition.

Amazing to think now, but they actually were a well run, slickly strategized country once upon a time.

The day an Australian isnt considered a brother, is the day the empire truely dies.

Map is very inaccurate. It's very well known, even by unironic Nazis, that Nazi Germany wanted all of Russia and France, and by annexing France you would be by extension annexing one of the largest empires on the Earth, causing a serious threat to the British Empire. Maybe if the Americans hadn't fucked us over during the Suez crisis we night still have some relevance in the world but hey, Jews are gonna Jew.

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Your empire died decades ago Nigel

You're in the nursing home

You deserved to be SUEZed though

>maintained a global force projection where needed anyway
Is that why they can't do anything without our help but worship their royal family?

>because their subjects didn't like being slaves
Eh? Is this from the American Patriots Half-Witted Guide to World-History?
>we are better at inventing shit than you cucks
You're not even close.

Which is why they set up an independent occupied French government, right?

what's the point of historically illiterate "arguments" like this?
the actual thread is how UK lost its power as a result of WW2 so you the american retard obviously have to run in and go on about some sandniggers you bomb today?

How deep does American dumbness go? It's almost unfathomable.

>thinks bongs can out invent us
Is that why we invented everything of importance since WW2? Stay enslaved, bong.

Brits literally cannot stop trying to take credit for things America did.

Wow the historical revsionism at it's best.

UK would gave up their colonies either way and Hitler didn't want to grab just one part of Poland, he grabbed all of it and beyond.

You're not even close to us. Almost everything of importance was invented before WWII. And the usual American approach to "invention" is to import the inventors.

What did America do?

Jews are neanderthals you uneducated potato

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Won WW2.

O B S E S S E D

Haha, desperately scratched around for that one. I think you might find that the clue is in the name: it was an international effort. Some truth in: American money, Russian blood, and British intelligence.

Won both wars

Defeated Germany, Japan, and Russia

>avoiding the question

Hello Brad in Germany. By far the greater player in the Allies were the Soviets. It is dishonorable to steal their credit. Also, the clue is in the name: world war. Many nations involved.

On your own? When?

>can't handle the fact he's been usurped by his colony
Inselaffe

Nice change of direction, Brad!

>its a revisionism thread for peope too dumb even for /his/

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>Which is why they set up an independent occupied French government, right?
It was a puppet state fucking retard

Suspect the bongs can't stand that Germany overtook them so quickly after reunification.

Americans paid dearly for Omaha.

>It's the american boogeyman
Rent free

>being part of the greatest empire the world's ever seen
>a bad thing
Only cucks don't get rock hard thinking about fighting for the crown

A mere scratch, and yet you still cry about it.

Def can’t say that about the first war

>t. eurotrash faggots
but...why?

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No. That was mostly the French and the British.

I'm willing to accept that anglos were right in fighting Germany during ww2.
But fighting Germany in ww1 was complete retardedness, teaming up with little shithole states/empires to start shit with us is their favourite past time.

>Jews will never feel safe until every last one of them are dead
Based

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>But fighting Germany in ww1 was complete retardedness
I agree. The fools in England beat the wiser heads.

your efforts to divide me and my efficient autistic brother are painfully transparent and ineffective Shlomo.

>almost everything of importance was invented before WWII
Yeah, invented in America you silly bong.

>Advances into USSR
>Gets shit pushed in before US even makes it over to Europe
Neck yourself jerry

Indeed. I've not known anyone who is "assblasted" about Germany, though, sadly, many Brits have an antagonistic stance towards it. The propaganda hasn't worn off.

>aircraft carrier has ramps
>talks shit to Americans

America is the greatest empire though

Yank showing his ignorance for the umpteenth time. In schools, do you actually learn things, or is it just wall-to-wall brainwashing and patriotic propaganda? USA! USA! USA! Woo!

What an odd remark.

They didn't intend to
But the war didn't go as planned, France got defeated straight away, Germany was doing very well in all directions, took so much territory, they had Britain on the ropes, hanging on fopr dear life
So Churchcuck et al had to beg the USA for help
At that point, it was academic
Sure we'd 'win' the war, but only thanks to America turning the tide (and ultimately the USSR turning the tide on the eastern front, which in 1941 wasn't a given)
And so by the end we'd be completely ehausted, finished, spent ourselves
At which point the USA woudl tell us
>the world is our playground now. your time is up my time is now! da franchise! Give up your empire. We run this now.
and all we could do is say
>o-ok, hai senpai

tldr:
we didn't intend to give it up but later it turned out we needed america, and after it was done america forced us to give it up. Sad!

Must really hurt deep down to become their vassal with Brexit.

>hurricane you imported all your inventions
>who was Ben Franklin
>who was Thomas Edison (kudos to Tesla though)
>who was Charles Goodyear
>who was Henry Ford
I could literally go on for the next hour and not get halfway down the list of groundbreaking American inventions. Everything you love about your modern life, including the machine your dull, crooked English eyes are reading this from, you owe to American ingenuity. And no amount of your impotent whinging will ever, ever change that.

Actual last straw for England was when Bismark got canned and Wilhelm started building a navy for colonies like a tard.

Brits got real uppity then.

You could have not declared war on Germany in the first place.

>germans would've stopped there
>implying they wouldn't have lost it anyway

>You're not even close to Germany. Almost everything of importance was invented in Germany before WWII. And the usual American approach to "invention" is to import German inventors.
Ftfy

>I could literally go on for the next hour
You could, and it would still constitute ignorant dimwittedness.

According to the study undertaken by MITI (Japan's equivalent of the Department of Trade and Industry), 54% of the world's most important inventions were British. Consider our relatively small population too. You don't even come close. Aren't you even a little bit ashamed of trying to steal other people's credit?

Again, total ignorance. Why do you just randomly make stuff up? You know, you can do some research before forming an opinion, you know.
See .

>Aren't you even a little bit ashamed of trying to steal other people's credit?
Rich coming from a brit

>Americans.
>Shame.

And Hitler could have been content with the concessions he was given and not unironically plan to claim all of Europe and beyond like a supervillain.

there's no good option desu
doomed if we leave, doomed if we don't

obviously us becoming needy and america (trump or not) taking advantage raping us with 'deals' that are so skewed to them it's not even funny, like
>buy our GMO franken-chlorinated chicken, goyim!
>open up your NHS to to our (((american corporations))), goyim!

but staying in the EU is also shit because merkel and co are implementing the 1 world gov project through it.
>merklel importing billions of 'refugees'
>giving them german citizenship
>now that they are germans and have EU citizenship, they can reside elsewhere
>all of the EU must share the burden, Germany alone cannot
>Germoney forces every country including ours to take millions of afghans, sub saharan african etc.
As if we don;t already have enough 3rd world shitskins here. As if millions of eastern eurotrash like romanians and albanians (bot an EU member but they have some agreement loophole they can exploit to behave and mov e like EU citizens) haven't turned our towns into complete fucking shitholes with their slavic organized crime - drugs, prostitutes, human trafficking, child trafficking, organized robberies and burglaries. And then all the euro undemocratic government bodies taking more and more power over us, approaching the tipping point where they're going to say
>we're more integrated than not, we might as well just unite, ehehehehehe

So we're fucked in the EU
We're fucked with America

Maybe it's worth just apologising to Russia and China and saying
>sorry, we've been wrong all this time against you, we admit it, we're sorry, we'll change, pls take us under your protective umbrellas. pls ;_; :3

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>on your own
I mean pretty much. I'm sure Brits provided a few financial donations to the cause but not sure.

nothing about based and lol kill the jew memes
i mean even if there where only jews left, or even only one jew and no humans, they would not stop feeling this way until they died. its genetic. it takes active willpower for a jew to be a good person, thats what makes jesus-figures so compelling. a being resists the ultimate temptations and defeats their own inner evil.

Nice try bongo, but your argument was specically inventions of importance, and specifically before WWII. A bunch of nips crediting you for shit like mp3 players isn't in the scope, but you're welcome for rubber tires and electricity.

Why didn't you guys declare war on the Soviet Union for invading Poland in 1939?

perhaps because the british are quite a bit smarter than you and knew hitler wouldn't stop with that small patch you pointed out, they didn't stop with austria, they didn't stop with the sudetenland, it was pretty clear Hitler's aspirations had no limits.

Whose credit did we steal?

I know, the two concepts cannot be brought together.

>England gave up all of this
>Why are Brits so assblasted
American education

To be fair, the polish corridor was a shitty final straw.
It was clear that Germany should be geographically connected.

Funny because I always see Germans making thread telling Brits what a mistake they have made

worth it

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>unironic nazis
these dont exist anymore
and no, neo nazis do not count

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you Burgers have a very strange definition of the word "win"

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>in America's case, we are better at inventing shit than you cucks
American Jews and Paperclip Nazis you mean. Fucking mutts.

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You're a fucking retard, that "study" is a fucking myth that's been floating around since the 1980's.
ipkitten.blogspot.com/2010/10/fact-or-myth-now-we-know-its-myth.html
>bbbuutt mah inventions guvnah!

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Thanks god our grandparents were losers. Imagine the shame of winning this war.

Ours

Brits are so pathetic. They're country is being overrun by mudslime niggers. Their daughters are raped and they go to jail for it. They have no free speech. They're disarmed of even their kitchen knives. They should be furious. They should be fighting tooth and nail to take back their home. But they don't. Instead, they spend their energy looking outwards and crying out for some distorted sense of pride that doesn't even actually exist.Their only activity is to try and save face through scorn as their home burns down around them. They stay passive as each day their invaders grow stronger while they grow weaker. Stay still and die for your inbred overlords that hate you. Die like the good little subjects you are.

Damn colonies and their insufferable selfish attitude in regards to independence. And where are they now? The majority of them are shit holes. What would all those African countries be like today if we maintained control?

>Seething because he can't pay debts

protip: you realigned with 'Merica after Churchill abandoned you to the gooks

The Brits also abandoned South Africa who we became bros with. I wouldn't call Reagan a shitlord, but he was certainly our best in-between Trump and Eisenhower, and it's a relatively unknown fact that he tried to veto sanctions against our fren in 1986, but his veto was overriden by Congress.

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Gee, I wonder why. Britain was already facing a remilitarized Germany ready to get it's vengence for Versailles, it sure would be great to declare war on the Soviet Union, another military power but with largely undepletable manpower, leading to an unbeatable alliance in the long run. Fortunately the defense pact with Poland did not include anything about a potential Soviet attack, nor did Poland officially declare state of war with the USSR, thus allowing the Allies to avoid a diplomatic crisis.

>Thanks god our grandparents were losers.

That really hurt to read, Hans.

>a fucking Anglo calling other people jews

>The Brits also abandoned South Africa who we became bros with.

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>plan to claim all of Europe and beyond like a supervillain

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