To make a long story short I read a lot of hentai. Many times in a story they will “lick” each other and say “oh, so this is the taste of tsuma-san...” and when my girlfriend and I made out for the first time I went down to suck on her pussy. “Can I remove your panties?” She nodded yes. So I put my tongue on her clitorous and said “Mmmm, so this is your secret taste?” and then she pulled her pants up and said “I think that’s enough” really nervously and left. Did I irredeemably f up?
Fucked up first time
Owen Allen
Jeremiah Rodriguez
The only thing dumber than thinking real sex is like porn is thinking real sex is like hentai. You're a fucking idiot op lol
Adam Williams
You fucked up user.
Dominic Anderson
You gotta sense the mood user and she may have been under the impression you were making light of it. Basically there's a time and a place and her hips should be moving on their own before the intimacy is casual enough for hentai-tier banter.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Oh my fucking God. Did this actually happen? How did you not realize that hentai is basically 100% wrong? For me, it was obvious when I first saw characters saying "No! I'm gonna cum!". It's a fantasy man. Don't do hentai with a real woman unless you agree to do some weird roleplay with hentai tropes beforehand.
Lincoln Roberts
>girlfriend and I made out for the first time
How you gonna make out with her ONCE and then immediately go to munch some carpet.. that's where you fucked up not whatever dumb shit you said..
Henry Diaz
>going down on a girl on the first date
Motherfucker what is wrong with you
Jaxson Wood
My condolences
Leo Jackson
This girl made the right move, Jesus Christ dude. “This is your secret taste?”, fuck my sides are in orbit. That is all kinds of creepy and gross
Jayden Thomas
It wasnt our first kiss, but our second
Kevin Gutierrez
I cringed.
Joshua Garcia
Oh!!! Well that changes.. NOTHING!!
Jaxson Wood
You might be able to salvage this if she'll listen to your explanation about how and why you're a dumbass. You clearly had an in given that she was dropping panties after 2 kisses.
Gavin Morris
What should my explanation be?
Juan Edwards
I'm in a long-term relationship and he does say that but not in those words. It still makes me a little self-conscious when my bf would say he likes how I taste and we've been together for a long time now. And I can understand that is going to put off some folks especially in such a new relationship (correct me if I am wrong). I agree that you should sense the mood first before saying these things. It might have been very important to her. Anyway, I'm not sure how it'll go, but I hope you'll work things out.
Jeremiah Evans
Honesty: You read some stuff in a manga, thought it was cool and attempted to emulate it; like repeating cheesy pickup lines. And you're sorry if you weirded her out or made it seem like you were making a joke.
Then you're on your own with however she reacts.
John Long
>read alot of hentai
>almost get laid
how?
Bentley Brown
you were just trying to say something romantic and accidentally killed the mood and you're sorry if it made her feel weird
Nolan Jenkins
Don't say it was in hentai unless she's a weeb. Just say it was in a porno you watched.
Kayden Long
You had one job, OP. ONE JOB.
Brandon Edwards
Gabriel Anderson
Holy shit OP how did someone as retarded as you get remotely close to a girl
Eli Williams
Too bad you couldn’t get past this bump on her road to El Dorado and lay some fuckin golden bricks
Connor Hall
ANIME IS NOT REAL
Ethan Scott
you disgusting degenerate
Mason Parker
I don't watch or read chinese cartoons, but that's the most borked way of putting that ever.
And the fact that the bitch hauled ass out of there is the icing on the cake.
Strange ass story my man, kek.
Angel Walker
>so this is your secret taste
Noah Williams
>mfw secret taste
What a creep
Grayson Adams
>so this is your secret taste
I really wish I hadn't read that
Jayden Rogers
I really hope this is true.
Alexander Brown
This is actually good advice for once, i'm proud of you anons.
(not OP btw)
Ayden Flores
The other anons are just insecure fags.
She was just nervous about having sex. You didn't fuck up,just be cool with her and it'll happen again. Sex I mean,not her running off. There's nothing wrong with a little banter during it at all.
Gavin Perez
Next time just ask if she wants the old lickaroo
Grayson Perez
My first kiss was also the day I lost my virginity, you faggots are fucking weird.
Isaiah Lee
oh man, what a fucking classic.
Leo Flores
>so this is your secret taste
Juan Cruz
wuut?
Charles Gomez
You fucked up, kiddo.
A good rule of thumb:
If you see something in hentai or porn, don’t do it. Stick to the most basic vanilla shit with your partner until you’re both comfortable that you can start DISCUSSING trying out something different from the norm.
John Jenkins
Ok ok all right, LISTEN!! -- stuff like this happens to everyone! This is not a big deal! Nothing bad happened - it was just slightly silly and funny, that's all!
You did not offend or harmef anyone. So my advice --- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!
Next time you see the girl -- don't bring this into conversation, instead - treat her well, give her maximum attention, do something good for her to show that you are still interested. If she herself brings what happened into conversation, just tell her that you were so excited and nurvous that you said something stupid, show her this is not a big deal and move on. Don't dwell on it.
And for the future - simply keep your mouth shut during sex. Let your hands do the talking. Ok?
You gonna be all right :) Cheers!
Daniel Russell
no one does first kisses anymore lol its straight to oral sex