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I was given an assistant at work. Cute, geeky. Saw her in make up once and was blown away. Possibly said a few things to her drunkenly about how she looked very nice. Noticed the past few weeks that she has seemed a bit keen on me. Thing is I'm 35 and she's only 22. So as you can imagine, I'm a bit conflicted about it. Specifically, how do I go about banging her?
this sorta. Talk about a new restaurant with her and drop that you've got no one to go with, guaranteed a bang after a lunch, book it when it's dark and make the move once you're both outside by the cars. Or ask if she's going out (she's 22, they're always out) and tell her you are too.
Maybe as like a 3rd or 4th date, but for the start it should just be you and her. Get to know her, find out more about her out of work life. Doesn't need to be formal, just a polo and jeans at a local spoons is a nice first date.
So it turns out Trudeau is going down in flames domestically in Canada with a big legal scandal right now but literally none of our media are covering it despite its constant arsehole tounge licking of him
Julian Brooks
Tell her you want to pound that pussy more than T.May has flown to brussels back and forth this past 3 months and you are going to no deal all over her tummy.
it was fun when old brit/pol/ raided it to shit, it's complete trash now and filled with seething zoomer remainers and unironic corbyn supporters still not bad for a news aggregator, I just check the links in /new
Juan Adams
Just bought 9 litres of 7.5% cider at B&M for £10.77. What's everyone else drinking?
it was better than usual for a while, now it's just gone back to being Jow Forumsunitedkingdom
they actively clap and cheer the EU fucking the UK over and also actively support literally every independence movement in the UK. They are not pro-eu, they fundamentally British.
Jaxson Bell
it was better than usual for a while, now it's just gone back to being Jow Forumsunitedkingdom
they actively clap and cheer the EU fucking the UK over and also actively support literally every independence movement in the UK. They are not pro-eu, they fundamentally anti-British.
take her on a nice date, dropping some G in her drink. Bring her home and fill her with your seed. You're british right? So as a muslim you should not feel any shame for what you've done
Andrew Young
I got a £3000 fine and 200 hours community service for stabbing that cow(bovine) lads
what is it with us being such a paki magnet? they will let her back in and she will bring her rat kid as well. Fucking hell man.
Matthew Perry
Fucking mad man kek.
Nathan Cox
A cow usually costs over a grand and requires investment, time and management to earn the farmer money Did that just not occur to you when you wrecked someone's means of making money or not
Caleb Taylor
Are Retarded Leafs a forced act? As we are thrown into a mass grave when the rake comes for us. Are you gonna look back at moments like this and smile? I just pray I won't spend eternity in the same mass grave as you
black and white, i guess you'd say mixed race. i don't know about cows
Hudson Wright
No you don't get it she said she was sorry ok!!!
Jackson Brooks
She will hide under her rags too in full burka. Disgraceful. Though the more they pull this shit the more redpilled normies will get. Even the left hate this shit.
Yeah, same way (((they))) do it too. We should put a stop to it for two reasons: >Animal cruelty >Maybe vegan fags would shut up for 5 minutes
Isaac Gray
the leading negotiator let slip that that he is going to blackmail tory mps to vote for May's shitty deal and if not then they'll extend it for 21 months (that's what Macron wants). No Deal is still on the table though as she has to have it there to get concessions and has prepped the civil service for it so nothing much has changed. I wouldn't mind seeing it extended now as Europe is in recession and Italy might do us a big favour. Whatever happens Europe is going to shit soon.
No, but if she says no that's better than getting turned down after the "beer and burger with some work mates".
Chase Gray
idk on this one, they revoked those other two african isis lad's citizenship so there is legal precedence to revoke hers. guessing this media push is part of it from savid.
Robert Ward
Reminder that the current First Minister of Wales' son is a convicted child rapist.
Liam Adams
Fucking cows
Justin Hernandez
You dont want to go to wales m8, they have found dead americans stashed in the old mines.
Nobody knows how they got there, or why all their blood was drained from their bodies with no signs of draining holes, and why nothing was taken, no money, or personal iterms, just blood.