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__________news_
>PM defeated over Brexit strategy
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47245992

>IS runaway teen 'could face prosecution in UK'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47237051

>Surrey hit by another earthquake
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-47239242

>Anti-terror police officer 'raped girl, 14'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-47242847

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>The official British army fitness programme
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>Oswald Mosley - Europeans
youtube.com/watch?v=rRUfPNhQUU4

>History With Hilbert - Languages of the British Isles
youtube.com/watch?v=ODeYttUY4VI

>(((The London Question))): Britain's Second Empire & The Secret City
youtube.com/watch?v=np_ylvc8Zj8
youtube.com/watch?v=eHnwtkfX2k4

>Survive The Jive - What does it mean to be English ?
youtube.com/watch?v=_iVdy0s8ARE

>An introduction to off grid living in the UK
youtube.com/watch?v=lD54W6cJKOM

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Friendly reminder English girls love Halal COCK.

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Second for Greggs

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first for do care, didn't have sex

Daily reminder this is a insectoid.

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got a 21 year old semi-gf eddie ama

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Nige is live.

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halal..... that's where you cut its throat, hang it upside-down and let it bleed out until it dies.... sounds about right actually.

Whats the record for government commons defeats?

What does today's vote mean for Brexit?

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what the fuck is that? a Greggs superstore?

Here's my dilemma boys.

I was given an assistant at work. Cute, geeky. Saw her in make up once and was blown away. Possibly said a few things to her drunkenly about how she looked very nice.
Noticed the past few weeks that she has seemed a bit keen on me. Thing is I'm 35 and she's only 22. So as you can imagine, I'm a bit conflicted about it. Specifically, how do I go about banging her?

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Just ask if she wants to go for a drink, then see what happens.

no dilemma, get in there son. Get her on a group 'date' with some mates if possible, that'll make things less formal. That's my advice anyways.

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Take her to Greggs, lad

>Get her on a group 'date' with some mates if possible
That's a bad idea.

so is brexit cancelled after today's vote?

If she is a work colleague I mean, and obviously not like 6 of his mates + her. Why do you not like the idea?

43 DAYS TILL BREXIT

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this sorta. Talk about a new restaurant with her and drop that you've got no one to go with, guaranteed a bang after a lunch, book it when it's dark and make the move once you're both outside by the cars. Or ask if she's going out (she's 22, they're always out) and tell her you are too.

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Maybe as like a 3rd or 4th date, but for the start it should just be you and her. Get to know her, find out more about her out of work life. Doesn't need to be formal, just a polo and jeans at a local spoons is a nice first date.

>Here's my dilemma boys.

Doesnt sound like a dilemma to me.

steady on m8, that's a bit much for a first date.

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?? a one-on-one date is a smaller step than A beer and burger with some work mates (who are already spoken for) ? I think not.

>The Industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for humanit...
youtube.com/watch?v=UYQchtjfG30

So it turns out Trudeau is going down in flames domestically in Canada with a big legal scandal right now but literally none of our media are covering it despite its constant arsehole tounge licking of him

Tell her you want to pound that pussy more than T.May has flown to brussels back and forth this past 3 months and you are going to no deal all over her tummy.

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good lad fat dad

god I wish that were me

>3 cheesanonion paastez
>2 sosij rowls
>wat u 'avin?

What's the dilemma?

>"oh look we're late"
>"l-late?"
>"time we bang"

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Fuck off fart pig

>35

fuck off boomer scum

Where are them toot niggers at? I need some toots

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we be stealing your wymen

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what do you goys think about Jow Forumsukpolitics?

>Woman wants to sleep with me
>Here's the thing, she is still hot and young
>This is a problem
>I am a faggot

Suck my dick clown fag

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it was fun when old brit/pol/ raided it to shit, it's complete trash now and filled with seething zoomer remainers and unironic corbyn supporters
still not bad for a news aggregator, I just check the links in /new

Just bought 9 litres of 7.5% cider at B&M for £10.77. What's everyone else drinking?

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yanks cant meme

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it was better than usual for a while, now it's just gone back to being Jow Forumsunitedkingdom

they actively clap and cheer the EU fucking the UK over and also actively support literally every independence movement in the UK. They are not pro-eu, they fundamentally British.

it was better than usual for a while, now it's just gone back to being Jow Forumsunitedkingdom

they actively clap and cheer the EU fucking the UK over and also actively support literally every independence movement in the UK. They are not pro-eu, they fundamentally anti-British.

pack your bags son, the party's over.

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paying with his watch

>greggs cyberpunk edition

take her on a nice date, dropping some G in her drink. Bring her home and fill her with your seed. You're british right? So as a muslim you should not feel any shame for what you've done

I got a £3000 fine and 200 hours community service for stabbing that cow(bovine) lads

U wot

Why did you stab a cow?

Bring her BACK

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Why'd ya do that?

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I was drunk, my mate filmed it and put it on facebook. i plead guilty

odds on what the fat cunt's job is?

/rg/?

Based & muslimpilled

What is happening with brexit? Is no deal more or less likely now?

Was colour was the cow?

You sound a bit of a prick

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what is it with us being such a paki magnet? they will let her back in and she will bring her rat kid as well. Fucking hell man.

Fucking mad man kek.

A cow usually costs over a grand and requires investment, time and management to earn the farmer money
Did that just not occur to you when you wrecked someone's means of making money or not

Are Retarded Leafs a forced act?
As we are thrown into a mass grave when the rake comes for us. Are you gonna look back at moments like this and smile?
I just pray I won't spend eternity in the same mass grave as you

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black and white, i guess you'd say mixed race. i don't know about cows

No you don't get it she said she was sorry ok!!!

She will hide under her rags too in full burka. Disgraceful. Though the more they pull this shit the more redpilled normies will get. Even the left hate this shit.

Why did you stab a fucking cow

DIVISIOOOOOON

CLEAR THE GENERAL

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Yeah, same way (((they))) do it too.
We should put a stop to it for two reasons:
>Animal cruelty
>Maybe vegan fags would shut up for 5 minutes

the leading negotiator let slip that that he is going to blackmail tory mps to vote for May's shitty deal and if not then they'll extend it for 21 months (that's what Macron wants). No Deal is still on the table though as she has to have it there to get concessions and has prepped the civil service for it so nothing much has changed. I wouldn't mind seeing it extended now as Europe is in recession and Italy might do us a big favour. Whatever happens Europe is going to shit soon.

i am when i'm drunk

/nightwalk/ reporting in

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Are there a lot of remoaners in Wales?

MAY BTFO YET AGAIN

can anyone tell me what this means ?

they have millitias dedicated to killing american tourists

Wales voted Leave, strangely considering how cucked their politics is.

Brexit is totally cancelled.

>brit/pol
>no BUF posting
youtube.com/watch?v=5sW_zAzYchM

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Kek

No, but if she says no that's better than getting turned down after the "beer and burger with some work mates".

idk on this one, they revoked those other two african isis lad's citizenship so there is legal precedence to revoke hers. guessing this media push is part of it from savid.

Reminder that the current First Minister of Wales' son is a convicted child rapist.

Fucking cows

You dont want to go to wales m8, they have found dead americans stashed in the old mines.

Nobody knows how they got there, or why all their blood was drained from their bodies with no signs of draining holes, and why nothing was taken, no money, or personal iterms, just blood.

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Yeah, those close harmony all male choirs can be traumatic to the uninitiated, poor mutts.

i thought that was obligatory to be in office now?

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White flight englanders now outnumber the welsh.

It seems the people of wales aren’t cucked then

IT MEANS 43 DAYS TILL BREXIT

still no one else /nightwalk/?

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>SEETHING
Why the Fuck are we going to let that isis slag back in?

Her unborn should be taken at birth and donated to hmp north sea camp while she is sent to Guantanamo.

Then what

The press in your country likes Trudeau? I didn't think anybody did.

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Was it this one?

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What’s happening to him?