NOT A DRILL.
EXACTLY ONE HOUR AGO.
DEEP STATE DESPERATION.
RUSSIA NARRATIVE BTFO
>inb4source
BREAKING NEWS; RUSSIA HAS ELECTRONICALLY TEST FIRED NUCLEAR FAPABLE ICBM'S
Sauce?
INB4LARP
Fapable ICBMs???
You have my attention
>fapable
Fake and gay
>ELECTRONICALLY TEST FIRED
Checked the button works?
>what, no, I DEACTIVATED it?!
source...
/sage
So when is the war we all know is being fought in the background going to spill out in the open? Does it look like we’ll have to wait until 2020? Because I just want it to start.
>There's a man!
>With his finger!
>On a button!
Yes, most of us have seen Con-Air. Great movie.
Fog of War.
No appologies.
>FAPABLE ICBM'S
A dragon Dildo just flew over my house.
I've done that several times.
Nuclear fapable? What!? A Chernobyl survivor with 2 dicks?
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bruh u a science fiction author?
Are these ICBMs insertable too?
Good I hope it hits my house
SAGE
Nuclear capable ICBM's.
Im saving and printing this typo to frame and hang on the bunker wall if the balloon goes up.
All the other Intgeeks will get a kick out of it if any of them survive.