Hahaha

oh man that'll be so gold
#2020 in the bag

quick rundown?

kek

Probably asked his Bros out to Subway at 2 am and they beat his ass for being such a faggot. Just my 2 cents Chicago PD can look into it.

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Not for this stupid shit that's been playing out for weeks you lazy nigger

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Heres the “letter he got in the mail” a few weeks before

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This is getting good.

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Yeah there’s a great line in Copland where DiNero’s interrogating some nig and he goes
>... and I’ll tell ya somethin’, we know anyway. So stop fuckin’ around and tell us what we wanna know.

>thinking writing it left handed when you're right handed has never been done before & will totally sail right over investigator's heads
My sides.

bump for this when it happens

>dont let this die

mah nigga jessie din lie bout nothin dem popo waycis cuz he black yu know whah am sayin? dis gon be on wurl star

I can't believe anybody bought the 'racist MAGA rednecks in Chicago' narrative anyway. I have NEVER seen anybody wearing a MAGA hat in the general public in Chicago.

lol he hired them to do it... this is going to be hilarious

>'racist MAGA rednecks in Chicago
is that what this whole investigation is about?

Damn, you can hire Nigerians to carry out a "Hate Crime" on you ??? Chicago is the real deal.

Impressive detective work. Major backfire.

Harris is 100% behind this. Not gonna be easy to prove tho.

yes. and anti-lynching legislation proposed by retarded democrat politicians.

Raided home. Holy shit. They arent playing.

Jussie's most likely gonna get thrown under the bus & then dragged behind it to save her ass from the fire.

OMG, RACIST JUSTICE SYSTEM! HOW DARE THEY NOT BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT A GAY NIGGER SAYS?! All of the famous people already supported his claim on social media, it's time to leave him alone after awarding him with compensation.

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>Harris is 100% behind this

I still think CNN is 100% behind this and put him up to it.

Jussie is good friends with Don Lemon, and Ana Navarro from CNN admitted on Twitter that she saw Jussie down in Miami just days before the "attack"... what are the odds that Jussie is down in Miami and out of the hundreds of thousands of people who live in Miami, he just happens to bump into CNN left-wing race-baiting nutcase Ana Navarro....

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I don’t know who this nigger is you are all talking about but I know he is a nigger.

Is this real?

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him and his boyfriend had a fight two hours prior, that's how beat him up, but he didn't want to explain that to his coworkers the next day so he came up with a story that will make him look like a hero and make trump voters look violent.

Hey rabbi, whatcha doin'?

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>-20 below, pitch dark at 2am
>Chimp attacked by random "racists" in majority orc/spic city...who happen to be carrying a noose and bleach.
>Chimp returns home...still with noose around neck and carrying his subway sandwich
>Gives statements that conflict with what his "manager" that he was on the phone with at 2am said.
>Refuses to hand over phone and cooperate with police
>Idiot chimp doesn't know police can subpoena his records without telling him
>Makes official complaint, ironically, legal noose is now around his neck.
>Days go by as police watch his electronic traffic
>Matter of time before CPD charges and arrests him.

Fucking low IQ mongrel...his drug dealer/manager must be a jew.

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This so much. And lawyers know this. And that is why idiots need lawyers---simplyto tell the idiot client defendants to just to shut the fuck UP.

His Jew lawyer is the one that staged this though...hard to keep the beasts on a leash these days.

While also giving him a fuckload of attention & notoriety. I'm fucking amazed he doesn't have some online donation scam going behind it.

THIS is how desperate they are. To go to these lengths is extreme desperation.

wonder if jussie will give them a reference

>bleach
>bleach
>bleach
>red hat

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THATS FUCKING RACIST ENTRAPMENT

Re: extreme desperation---there are so *few* hate crimes committed by white males that SJWs literally have to make shit up.

They can never resist making these hoaxes reflect how over-the-top stupid and/or evil they THINK Trump supporters are, that’s what gives it away 100% of the time.

cheating on his boyfriend

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He had a stage show that no one bought tickets for until this happened, then it sold out when he got all that publicity. That was the scam.

>He had a stage show
Kek, wasn't aware. Stand up or "Empire" relevant type lipsyncing & having a seizure?

Two Nigerian actors with a MAGA hat.

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i mean its obvious what happened. Jussie Smollett is a struggling actor needed some press, so he payed two extras to attack him for publicity. He blamed white maga thugs. This is the same thing as bobby baccalieri shooting the rapper in the Sopranos. After another rapper gets shot and subsequently very popular, he pays Bobby to shoot him to up his street cred.

The story will change. They won't be white, he'll say it was dark out and there wasn't much lighting. He'll say that the attackers screamed MAGA while wearing hats, and that it's white people's fault because the hats inspire hatred, and everybody will forgive him and say that white people are still racist.

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>red hat
Lmfaoo this is even funnier than I expected, not only did he fake it he faked it with the help of other blacks?! What a moron.

>Russia Hoax
>Piss tape hoax
>Kavanaugh rape hoax
>Covington hoax
>Smollet attack hoax

These are just the ones they were proven to fake. Enough is enough. Someone has to pay for this bullshit. It's domestic terrorism, it's propaganda dividing us from within.

>bnl news
Yep this is going in my cringe folder

Most likely this, sadly.
Can never underestimate their spin ability.

money, nice observation.
Kamala connection possible though because we know they talk to each other and rope gives cnn excuse to push anti lyncing law

There's gonna be tons of copycats from out of work black actors. This will be entertaining us for years.

if this goes any higher up than Smollett's manager, this story will be buried. I guarantee you Rahm Immanuel, the mayor of Chicago is being given regular updates on this so it can't get out of hand.

This actually seems likely.

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Chicago police know how niggers think

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Ohohohohohohohoho, delicious. Oh my fucking God, if he motherfucking hired people to fake a hate crime against himself...oh man. Please let this be true.

LOOK

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whens the abc interview supposed to air?

>....
why did you do this and not
>,
don't ever post here again trannyspore

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Alternate theory: two Nigerian extras on Empire decided to do one of the two things that Africans like to do with gay people. No, not suck his dick, the other one.

We don't need another thread faggot.

Another reason why the high Jew IQ is a lie! Jew lawyers are shit, they only succeed due to their propensity for pilpul aka minutiae na-na-NA-na-NAA debate methods.

There’s already like three others. Eat shit

It isn't that the cops are one step ahead it's usually that they've done this a million times before and nothing surprises them anymore.
The show Columbo was built around this premise, he wasn't that smart and the killers were always semi-geniuses but he'd dealt with thousands of killers but they'd only ever dealt with one murder.

Fantastic, make some more. It's awesome when the discussion is split up.

They screamed MAGA country. There were no hats.

> That’s because, according to the showrunner, Brett Mahoney, one of the beloved characters is going to die in one of the episodes.
>As the season unfolds, Mahoney will tease “Empire” fans with additional clues about who has a date with death.
>“In the world that Empire has created, it’s a world where there are life and death stakes and where death can happen to a LYON,” added Mahoney.
> OCTOBER 18, 2018

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Jussie, Nathan the aggrieved Native American, and mattress girl need to get a reality show on Netflix where they stage a MAGA hoax each week, and the MSM runs with it.

FoxNews just said prior to the commercial break it's confirmed that it's all a hoax. Screencap it now for salt miming.

Jussie Smollett character is Jamal Lyon

abc7chicago.com/sources-smollett-staged-attack-with-help-of-others-allegedly-being-written-off-empire/5138497/

LMFAOOOOOOO

wow this story gets funnier with each update

MORE

chicago.cbslocal.com/2019/02/14/jussie-smollett-attack-empire-house-raid-persons-of-interest/

Imagine jussie being kamala's first presidential pardon kek I'm reaching, she'll never be president

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is mattress girl

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Prez can only pardon Federal crimes
he gon to jail (probably not...)

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An ugly skank accused a man of raping her, and the university ignored his side and ruined his life, even after it was proven that she kept texting him to come fuck her in the ass and other shit, so she carried a goddamn mattress to all her classes for months. I think some idiot even invited her to a State of the Union address.

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Serious question: are you actually retarded?

Wonder why the shills aren’t touching this thread

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These are the threads they're hoping to slide.

Kek, didn't she also make some 4 camera split screen type porn vid meant to depict the "rape", that was essentially a completely consensual booty call, and she was trying to mentally-gymnast what "rape" meant?

yeah, the title was "this is not a rape", and it was kirsten gillibrand that invited this idiot to the SOTU address.

She made a straight up porno that she first tried to claim was actual security footage, then she said was performance art and put a disclaimer before it calling you a rapist if you watch it.

>put a disclaimer before it calling you a rapist if you watch it
Fuck, I remember it now.
>this is the actual reality we live in
Man, we should've never let the jews normiesphere-cringe Kek away from us. Think of all we could've accomplished.

>I seriously doubt this isn't going to disappear & be memory holed now
It's already being memory holed, why do you think they dropped this info at the same time as the national emergency happening? It's a naked attempt to minimise the attention paid to it.

what law did he break other than libel?

Which is why you never ever ever ever make a statement to the police.
Even innocent clients can fuck shit up by careless words.

>knew this was the case all along
>still shocked to see it coming to light

Posting in an epic bread.

i agree. Without answering with "the jews" what do all of these things have in common?

Filed a false police report