>be me >co-worker yells a word you address gay people in my country >my dumbass just looks as if you called my name >she turns literally all fucking red and laughs >try to amplify the joke by saying I am gay >she fucking gets shocked as though I just came out
Now, everyone might think I’m gay. To begin with, I’m like a 9/10 and have no girlfriend and act shy as fuck sometimes, so people tend to find that suspect. How should I handle this? One of my coworkers who obviously has a crush on me posted on her twitter “Im disappointed :(“ and the girl who yelled the word replied.
>One of my coworkers who obviously has a crush on me posted on her twitter “Im disappointed :(“ Ask her out; two bird with one stone.
Bentley Edwards
Not my type. To make things worse, there’s this co-worker I’m starting to catch feelings for, and I feel like she might reciprocate. But now she might have been turned off by this stupid shit. I’m extremely socially awkward (but try to hide it) and can’t handle something like this. So they might think it’s getting to me; that I’m actually gay. Not homophobic or anything though.
Hunter King
You're fucked. You can either explain the context of what you meant to pacify the situation. Or, you can exclaim that all of a sudden you're bicurious. Date the chick. And then say "oh, I've decided I'm straight".
Jacob Mitchell
OP is a faggot yet again
Nathan Anderson
I’ve seen you give good advice here. What should I do for real?
Saying bullshit and letting people believe it is actually kind of funny. Once when talking to a person I didn't really like at work they asked me what kind of music I like, I said I hate music and can't stand it in general, I thought it was so ridiculous no one would believe it but at least some did. When someone asks you about it just say 'oh no, I was joking', it's really not as bad as you think.
Julian Long
your gay bitch
Cooper Price
OP is a fag, what else is new?
Oliver Murphy
>"I'm gay" >WHY DOES EVERYBODY THINK IM GAY
Nathan Cooper
this. youre probably overthinking the situation
Camden Campbell
Oh shit actual genius
Sebastian Morales
Honestly you're better off with coworkers you're gay
Offices hate straight men, especially if you're white. You also have armor against #metoo accusations when promotion time comes around
Play dirty.
Xavier Allen
>try to amplify the joke by saying I am gay Why in the actual fuck would you say this if you are socially awkward
This is a common joke in workplace you're just overthinking it and turning this into a big deal when all you had to do was act normal and if someone asked say 'I was joking'
Oliver Hall
but user, he gay :(
Cameron Martinez
You need to confess
You need to get to your office, and explain it, there is no other way.
>People I need something to say >The other day X yell a word that in my country means gay >Then I tried to amplify the joke and said that I was gay >Then I saw the face of girl coworker and nottice her surprised face > I got nervous and didn't say anything
If you do it correctly they will laugh Then you will laugh And that's it It will be an awesome story to make people laugh.
