>peepee size

I'm really surprised of the answers . Never been in a relationship before and never felt love (i just have a crush on a girl ).
thank you anons you lifted my moral

I'm not gay sadly

That's life, life is unfair, half of the population is under average. Get a woman with a tiny pussy

They're all out getting stretched out by big dick guys though.

Only retards who have never seen vagina think that penis size is important. Majority of women cant even orgasm from penetration alone. On the contrary majority of well endowned men have opposite problem: her vagina being too small = sex hurts her or she gets sore afterwards and then she cant have sex tommorow...

moderntantra.blogspot.cz/p/penis-size.html

this much cope

Are you retarded? Stop buying into this stupid-ass meme about women getting "stretched-out", that doesn't happen

Any woman can keep her pussy tight if she does proper kegel exercises. Plenty of women have babies, but it doesn't affect their pussies forever.

find an understanding gf

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>Majority of women cant even orgasm from penetration alone.
Because of small dicks.

>Stop buying into this stupid-ass meme about women getting "stretched-out", that doesn't happen

Maybe not with you.

first off any girl worth a shit doesn’t care if you can fuck her right. Also confidence is a turn on, own your small dick!

secondly, I’ve heard “jelqing” can help. But as a girl, a guy who’s confident in his small/average dick is hotter than someone who spends hours obsessing over it

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“Never believe that Big Dick Havers are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is the smol dick boy who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The Big Dick Havers have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert with their huge dicks. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by whipping out their huge cocks that the time for argument is past.”

>
>You need to realize that satisfying a woman is 95% emotional connection. Your pp size won't matter at all if you've got a real emotional connection with the pussyhole you're screwing. And besides, you got fingers and a tongue don't you?

user is onto something here. Women, from what I've gathered, could care less about penetration. It's all about emotions and cunnilingus. Learn how to have her invest trust and intrigue in you and make it your goal to learn how to pleasure HER rather than the other way around. Learn where the clit is and how to massage it and maneuver it.

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Man I remember when my woman's pussy was too small, our first kid ruined it, just go for C-section.

Also, OP don't don't pick up a trash girl, pick something that doesn't look bad but that you're sure it's new, new pussy should have no issues with a 4 inch dick or whatever. I have the fantasy of having a huge dong but you have to accept you can't do anything about it.

C section gives your woman flappy belly and free asthma and weaker immunity system to your baby.

Vaginas are 4-6 in deep when aroused. Is this dicklet cope?

if penis size is the only thing you have going for you.... you need to re-evaluate your life. make it so that penis size is the last thing anyone would think about when they think about you , be it a man or woman

have you tried hitting it with a hammer

Avoid size queens
Sex virgin girls (foreplay, eat pussy, penetrate, PROFIT)
If they dump you, move on, don't give a shit

Also, if you're under the age of 14 (which you probably are), sex does wonders to you. Testosterone doesn't increase your dick size as far as I'm aware, but it does help develop your body in tremendous ways during puberty

If you are indeed under the age of 18, then for your own good, get the fuck off this site

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Cause the men cum first, the biggest ship or smallest ship dont matter if the crew onboard hates the trip

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That's pretty mature for a 19 year old

I was a C-section baby. I don't have asthma and I rarely get sick. The fuck are you talking about?

>implying a Reddit user would have ever told the truth and missed out on brownie points and karma

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It's mostly dicklet cope. Most women like big dongers to some degree.

twitter.com/TURK_PORNO_01/status/1038330582713999360?s=20

What are you even trying to say, and why is it all in quotation marks?

Bruh I wish they stretched out. It's been a year and I can still only get 2 thirds max in my gf before I she yelps.

>tfw slightly above average penis size, small cute goth girlfriend with big tid, and can make her orgasm/cry from both penetration and emotional connection

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You will never change it's size. Just be yourself dude

Chop it off, it'll regrow bigger each time.

As long as it isn’t smaller than 4 inches, a lot of women won’t even notice.

>what are statistics: the post
lucidphilosophy.com/7-cherry-picking/

Go ask any doctor what is better option for newborn babies and their mothers: natural birth or csection. Or hell use google and educate yourself.

Or she fakes it for your pleasure / ego. Its always a possibility.

How big are you tho?

8.25" x 6"

Considering that your post implied negative results as a given, it's not cherry picking. It's more asking what the hell you're talking about. I forgot all you special kids like to assume every comment that doesn't explicitly agree with you is someone holding the viewpoint most in opposition to yours. You don't have to try to turn everything into a shitty debate.

Go away Mike

Who's Mike? The only poster on this board I know by name is Brandon.

>hmmm what would give me the most upvotes??

bro, sex is mostly in people's minds, you have to overcome your anxiety, your dick is not the problem, I guarantee you that. Ages ago micro dicks were considered beauty standard

Is jelqing a meme?

Next time say simply something like
>source?
sciencenordic.com/giant-study-links-c-sections-chronic-disorders

It isnt meme. Jelqing has chance to give you permanent erectile disfunction. The more you do it, the bigger damage you make. The tissue in your dick has a very special properties which allows it to enlarge when needed. By jelqing the tissue slowly lose all these properties.

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Yeah pretty much.

The penis, while important, is outperformed by the glory of the fit male body. All of us wish we had massive thunder rods we could destroy girls holes with like Zeus parting the skies and striking the warm earth in thunderous applause. Should you craft your body to be like Odysseus or Achilies a woman's brain will see you as the godlike form you wish to present, however. Focus on what you can change, not what you can not.

>oh my god looks at user's manly adonis body!
>*pulls down pants to have sex*
>sad little 3.5 inch pecker pops out

Sounds like a path to extreme disappointment

I'd rather have a small penis than Phimosis. This shit has ruined my life.

Phimosis easily treated though...

>sciencenordic.com/giant-study-links-c-sections-chronic-disorders
>More specifically, the risk of developing asthma is 20 per cent higher if you are born by C-section. The researchers conclude that there is an approximately 40 per cent greater risk of developing immune defects and a 10 per cent greater risk of developing juvenile rheumatoid arthritis.
Asthma in the US affects 8,3% of the population. About a third of the population is born from cesareans.
So the rate for natural births is 8,3-(2/3)*(0,2*8,3)=7,2 and for c sections 8,3+(1/3)*(0,2*8,3)= 8,9.

8,9-7,2=1,7

So your assertion that "c-section gives you free asthma" would be more accurately stated "c-section gives you a free additional 1,7% chance of asthma".
Cunt.

Isn't that the guy from Deep Dark Fight?
Seriously, look at this: store.steampowered.com/app/764500/Deep_Dark_Fight/

Well, you should have look at the peenors of greek and renaissance statues then.

But, different times, I guess.

Stretching is bullshit, and the only other option is expensive surgery.

You jest, but I actually agree with you. Holding hands is awesome.

nobody looks at those statues for the cocks, they're admirable in spite of them.

Fuck you

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Having a small dick fucking sucks (I'm around 5.7 inches). The only people who say "don't worry about it too much" have big dicks.

This. Women rarely say that. Also, you’re not that small, you’re not below 5 inches.

what do if the pussy too tight to fit in?

>Also, you’re not that small
Small enough that girls point it out when they see it/reach down my pants.

What did they say? Was it a big deal or like “yeah you’re small but you can still be my bf”?

Not a thing unless you’re rapeing

peepee pump

Two of them have sighed. One laughed

Was it a hook up? Did they bail out or proceed to the sex? How did they look like? Were they the wild partying type or homy virgin type?

Bump

That's above average.

fr im 13 and have a dick size of 10 inches

>im 13
Bye kid. Seeya around.

Then you get a handjob and spend some time slowly getting her used to it.

Are you retarded or what?

Might not be small as you think. When I was younger watching porn I expected everyone had to be packing like a foot. I would look at my dick and wonder if it was a problem. Wasn't until this girl was blowing me in the bathroom and I looked at the mirror at my dick that I realized it's actually good size.

A normal guy if he's not certain ethnicities can expect something like 6 inches give or take.

Also if you have smaller than like 5 that is kinda small bit you can still smash puss, might need to find smaller women though like Asians.

Two were hookups. One was a friend that I ended up hooking up with. They all hurt, but that one hurt the most.

yoo - 7.5" dick here this is relatable, its rare to get 2 days in a row.

You don’t know what emasculation feels like.

Not him, but why is that?

we live in a society

/bigdickproblem/ doesn’t exist. It’s not a problem, it’s a gift.

A) I don't go on reddit much, but one of the few subs I'm on is r/bigdickproblems, so there's that.
B) You can still feel emasculated if you have a big dick. It's not a shield that protects your masculinity in all situations, it's just one less thing to be insecure about out of hundreds.

>out of hundreds
Like what else? Masculinity pretty much boils down to toughness and status so if you're not cool or strong you're not as masculine.

Am I right?

>You can still feel emasculated if you have a big dick
Like how? There’s nothing else in life that bothers me except my dick size. Nothing else can make me feel like I’m inferior to other men, even though I’m also short and pudgy, I don’t feel bad about those things.

In today's hectic gig economy world women prefer a compact and efficient penis. I'm 2" long, 2.5" circumference, and take 20 seconds to nut.

See? I don’t want to stop taking myself seriously like you do.

see, I suspect theres A LOT of 7 year olds that would have had a net benefit from something like Jow Forums existing in the 90s.
raw access to people.
good advice here, woulda saved young me a hell of a lot of anxiety growing up comparing myself to porn stars.

am i a boomer for feeling like these little fucktards playing fortnite are missing out?

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Just so you know, the more you make fun of yourself, the more inferior you are in those guys’ eyes. And of course, in women’s eyes. That’s not attractive at all. If they can’t respect us, don’t lower yourself down like that, make them fear us. If they can’t respect us, they’d have to fear us. We’ll have to see fear in their eyes when we’re holding the gun in front of them. That’s how the mental/pride torture pays off.

Have some self respect

>People thinking those are my actual stats.

It's a joke, guys.

Ancient greeks considered big penises as vulgar / bad taste on the sculptures. There are even written records from that era describing how they made the penises extra smaller so the whole statue had extra aesthetical points.

Realistically? Make her pregnant. After child birth they all become loose. If you dont feel like becoming daddy, find new gf. Sex will always hurt her one way or another.

Honestly, I have been with guys on the smaller size, the larger size, and average size. Larger is not always better (and is sometimes worse!! My advice to you is - be confident, learn how to kiss, learn how to use your hands and your mouth well, and smaller penis size will not be an issue. Good luck!

Mate you have a warped perception of dick size. You are bigger than 80% of other men. I’m sorry they laughed at you but remember that women have even less of an understanding of dick size than men, and you should be the one laughing since you still fucked then despite being “small”

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You can be insecure abut your height, weight, face, voice, personality and everything in between.
>Masculinity pretty much boils down to toughness and status so if you're not cool or strong you're not as masculine.
Thus if you are not cool or strong your dick won't make you more masculine.

>There’s nothing else in life that bothers me except my dick size.
Genuinely, I'm happy for you in that case.
>Like how?
Having embarrassing fetishes, generally being a beta, being weak and skinny, worrying you have low T. None of these things are fixed by having a big dick.