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>Brexit: Theresa May pushes on with her deal after latest defeat
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>Shamima Begum: IS teen's return to UK 'could be prevented'
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>Jacob Rees-Mogg comments on concentration camps
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>HMP Nottingham inmates 'smoked' Harry Potter pages
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I'm first and that's all that matters
Fuck, its all ogre lads, time to pack it in
Sayers master race reporting in.
>HMP Nottingham inmates 'smoked' Harry Potter pages
Bad taste in literature in other words.
Yes lad!
shut it down. Britain is closed.
Beddy Byes, when?
Blah blah blah
Apparently this sign was at one of those student climate change protests today.
That looks like the worlds least inviting bed ever, it's like a slice of white bread with pillows
Its an american bed, what do you expect?
Could've smoke Shakespeare at least.
>Apparently
Thats you isnt it?
I laughed out loud. For once. It actually does look really fucking uncomfortable.
Why waste good literature?
>Its an american bed
Thank god for that, I almost thought it was your own bed for a moment, I was concerned for you comfort user
Sadly not. It was this based zoomer
>Torbay, England
Hey, that's where I live
I'd stop smoking that Shakespeare if I were you m8, it's not doing you any good.
It makes me happy my day was not entirely wasted and gave someone a little happiness
>beady
Hes got to be here
Prob in an hour or so. Im tired but my belly feels too full from my fish n chips earlier
makes sense
the Early Modern English is awesome, methinks
you're that NEET from the last thread
Fucking Southeastern Trains fucking shitcunts
Public transport Wanker.
Devon is great. Recently moved for uni but was born there and spent most of my life there. Very beautiful and white aswell.
May to grant return visa to poor jihadi bride in stunning address to parliament that her approval sky rocket. Subsequently winning over majority to pass her deal.
Make it happen lads: youtube.com
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Same here lad. I've been fucking miserable due to toothache all day, and I don't think I've laughed otherwise.
Sounds like something from Star Wars.
I'm just trying to get home and they've bent me over a table and fucked me again, lad
Do people from Devon LARP about their celt ancestry like Corniggers?
No, a true Devonian hates the Cornish with every fibre of his being.
>you're that NEET from the last thread
You'll have to be a bit more specific user
>the Early Modern English is awesome, methinks
I don't know too much about it 2bh, you'd probably know more than me if you've studied/read it atleast a bit
Train tosser.
WTF are you doing travelling at this hour?
Why? They are identical
Please dont let that bitch into your country again guys :(
just watched a star go down behind a roof
I think the earth might be spinning lads
Office power down and after work drinks to get over the trauma of killing servers. Now I'll miss my connection and have to get a fucking exorbitant cab home
Give a toot when you pass through Croydon m8
They are all cunts who love to LARP about Cornwall being its own country and they are hopelessly addicted to EU gibs.
You sound like good lads. The C*rnishman and his creed need to be driven from this island into the sea.
Dont be racist hans
Lidocaine dental anaesthetic spray 10% solution, ask the pharmacist at boots. Sort you right out. Plus a squirt on your dick will cure PE. Win/win.
I’d vote for corbyn if he had his eyes replaced with hammer and sickle embossed beyblades tbqh
>Shamima Begum: IS teen's return to UK 'could be prevented'
Lol what a fucking larp.
I remember when we couldn't stop isis fighters from returning because they were British citizens, and you can just leave someone stateless due to international law.
She is a British citizen, so she'll come back, the government will help her come back and she'll face no consequences at all. Her baby will receive state assistance and be a British citizen too. She'll be showered with state assistance under the pretext of rehabilitation and the media will hold her up as a poster child for reformed extremism and proof that integration will work if only we're tolerant enough.
Anyone thought of joining the police?
>Sitting in a bus stop just gone midnight listening to the rain patter off the scuffed up plastic roof
>Nails and hair done, new heels on, ripped jeans, low cut top and no bra
While smoking a fag and browsing this place. Literally bliss.
Lulu?
The Romans were right not to bother with C*rnwall
Are you not worried about the economic rise of China?
Unless you're a mentally retarded black woman or a working class bald cunt on a power trip, why bother?
She'll lead the labour party one day comrade
I wish this wasn’t accurate but the only good thing is that she might end up doing hardcore porn
No, the other one.
My dream as a kid was to be a local village policeman who would know everybody and be a friendly face at local community events like maypole ceremonies and maybe play on the local cricket team. Unfortunately 99.9% of policing jobs aren't like this.
They'd been on a hiring freeze for years when I left school, I'm glad I didn't cos I'd not be able to stand confiscating bike wheels and arresting grannies for pointing out that men aren't women.
broke: joining the poice to arrest people for being mean on twitter
woke: becoming a high court enforcement officer and evicting muslims and single mothers
The whole China will be a superpower meme is stupid.
China will never be a superpower because it lacks a strong culture and race behind it.
nigger
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Devon Hype. Live Teignbridge and work Torbay
Checkout the rich fag here, can afford to take a taxi and have drinks in London.
Fit as fuck.
think of the children jerry
LOL
It will, ignoring it doesn’t help
>There is more than one tranny on Brit/pol/
What does that article even mean? Can we get v& and imprisoned for up to fifteen years just for clicking on Jow Forums and viewing threads here or what? Would that be considered propaganda? If so why is Jow Forums still indexed and still directly accessible using google in the uk? Also, how the fuck do they regulate this shit, how does someone know if they're clicking on terrorist propaganda or not? Why don't they just take down said "propaganda" instead of going after individuals who stumble upon it? In fact will this law even be widely enforces or is it just a deterrant? If someone clicks on it how do the authorities find out they've clicked on it?
Yea, when I was younger. But being 5' 3" it wasn't going to happen.
It won't. It will become first world, but it won't become a superpower.
Are you joking? Are you Warwick Davies?
Thanks for the rundown on what you're wearing, mate.
>I spy with my little (EYE) a wild THERESA MAY
You seen that speech by a certain banned far right group made in Darlington? Essentially if you've seen that speech, boi. Prison.
Prick.
I'm only short at one end
To have an interesting career. If I did join would like to become a Counter Terrorist Specialist Firearms Officer.
Sounds /comfy/. Maybe you could find it if you wanted to
>Wanting to stay a constable after 2 years
Yikes
Did the woke bit before, not for me
Post it then
>being 5' 3"
Honk?
It's just a tool for silencing political dissidents, those sort of laws are always intentionally vague.
>oioi I see you went on RT, didntyano they's terrorists wot gassed an innocent bobby?
imagine being this retarded
Sorry Hans, looks like it's happening whether we like it or not...
>F..fuck off.
Whats the speech say?
Evening lad
nice try
Any of you lads know where I can download episodes of It's Been a Bad Week? This is the only one I can find
Saved LOL
If it's their fault you missed your connection they have to provide a cab.
The train waited! Maybe the country isn't dead
>in your face, Hitchens
>bbc
wish someone would Norf FC that
I haven't seen that speech after they were banned. Can people still get v& if they saw it before they were banned though?
Victory is mein!
No actually, most Devonshire people are just classic old English heritage rather than Celtic. We never had the same identity in a way so we're happy to represent England in general I think
dunno lol