What officer jobs are laid back in the military?

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No

Nobody wants to work long hours in an environment that smells like hotdogs, burnt latex and buttsex.

>dive instructor

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Being an officer is for chumps. Warrant Officer is the way to go. Once you get to CWO4 nobody even knows what the fuck you do.

>living under the ocean in a tube full of dudes
Yum

Discharged from Bangor in 09

There are no laid back jobs in the military.

You get used to it or an hero. 50/50 split

Steak and crab every Sunday night.
Pizza and movie on Saturday
Amazing breakfasts
Ice cream and cake
Special halfway night dinner, served by the Goat Locker.

Discharged from Kingsbay '15

All except for CWO’s.

The NAVY you just jack each other off about how big and bad your ship is

Sounds like if you weren’t claustrophobic before, you may develop it. Never been on a sub so I wouldn’t know how cramped things are realistically. Almost like sharing a solitary cell

An officer position in the forward scouting battalion of the newly established Space Force.

So comfy, you'll spend most of your time in cryogenic sleep.

they do this to keep the moral super high? what's it like for your body's internal clock?

If you want to be a lazy shitbird, which it sounds like you do. There are two places the lazy and scared go. S1 (Admin) S3 (Supply). Just don't fuck up my Corps. fagit

Supply Officers. Haven't seen one do shit yet.

>wakes up into Event Horizon, Pandorum, and Alien bastard child scenario

Yup exactly what I was thinking. Just have to trust the clock and calendar, no sunlight for how many periods at a time too?

>USAF
>14N
>get tour at NGA
>masterbate 3 to 4 times daily in various stalls in main building
>?????
>profit

In the Air Force?

Aircraft Maintenance Officers
>Sit in an office all day and manage programs
>Occasionally deal with the DUI airmen
>Go to meetings
>VERY RARELY interacts with civilians
Any officer in the wing Mission Support Group
>Literally the same as above
>Deals with civilian contractors more
Any Operations Group officers
>These are your pilots
>When you're not flying, you literally run CBT programs

As for Air Force Officer jobs that blow until you reach Colonel:

Any Medical Group officers
>Literally stuck in the hospital/clinic all day
>Deals with anything medical for the entire base and the retiree community in the area, so lots of civilian interaction and always busy
>Recommend only if you want to go into the medical field
Any Security Forces officer
>you're practically army
>get deployed alot
>when back home, you have the most boring fucking job in the world
>if airmen get rowdy in base, your commander will ask "wtf?"
>if a civ feels disrespected at the gate, your commander is going to ask "wtf?!"

The only officers I don't know about are the Air Force intel officers, because I have no idea what they do. If you're at MacDill AFB where SOCOM and CENTCOM are, the army practically runs the show under civilian contractor oversight in those buildings.

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>What officer jobs are laid back in the military?
A buddy of mine in the Coast Guard was the personal chef to an admiral.
Seemed cushy.

none. go join the fucking french, they never do anything hard.

>t. dual citizen giving up the goods
Damn, can you help some "friendly" user with a little more intel?

USAF Supply. You literally don't do shit.

>join because food
Literal peasant

What do you want to know?

?

sounds choice.
Ok, so you're a scared faggot, stay on shore.

Your real place of birth, any nation or group which is paying you currently, and your family name, not the one you pretend right now?

This is a fact. Cw5 with full retirement is $10k a month for the rest of your life.

Lay off the meds dude. I'm American.