PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - YOU'RE FIRED EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

>ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR TRUMP 2/9/19
youtu.be/EWjC_mrucY4 (EngSub)

NEW APPEARANCES
>Everybody Hurts 2/15/19
youtu.be/o6zBw2DUlFc
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in FL 2/15/19
youtu.be/XFt7m_wsWxo
>Pres Trump Declares Natl Emergency for Southern Border 2/15/19
youtu.be/iEtXjuSJcLg
>VP Pence @Munich Sec Conf 2/15/19
c-span.org/video/?457976-1/
>VP Pence/2nd Lady Tour Auschwitz 2/15/19
c-span.org/video/?457956-1/
c-span.org/video/?457956-101/
>SoS Pompeo Press Conf w/Icelandic FM Thor 2/15/19
c-span.org/video/?457957-1/
>ActDefSec Shanahan @Munich Sec Conf 2/15/19
dvidshub.net/video/660157/
>PressSec Sarah outside WH 2/15/19
c-span.org/video/?457982-1/
>PressSec Sarah on FoxNews 2/15/19
youtu.be/zRv_ujHpAyg
>This Week@State 2/15/19
youtu.be/XUno4fiNfyU
>FLotUS Melania visits children @NIH 2/14/19
c-span.org/video/?457905-1/
>VP Pence bilat w/Pol PM Morawiecki 2/14/19
c-span.org/video/?457916-101/
>VP Pence @1943 Warsaw Ghetto Uprising Site 2/14/19
c-span.org/video/?457921-1/
>VP Pence bilat w/Is-ra-hell PM Bibi 2/14/19
c-span.org/video/?457916-1/
>VP Pence/2nd Lady Wreath-Laying Ceremony @Ghetto Heroes Memorial 2/14/19
c-span.org/video/?457921-101/
>VP Pence @ME Peace &Sec Ministerial 2/14/19
c-span.org/video/?457911-1/

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MAGA

MAGA

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Delete your thread MIGA pedes

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>digis
>MAGA
I guess, if I have to

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Here's to a memeflag free /ptg/

That's a lot of money.

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>Congressniggers are so incompetent they can't even update their own site
the audacity of these niggers

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"""Accelerationism"""" is the latest Jewish/CIA psyop change my view

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awooo~

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Accelerationism is decades old you stupid newfag

It was also created by commies.

>They will have to spend over $5 billion before any of th emergency money is ever tapped

That's some Bruster's Millions shit right there.

Yep. "Latest" my ass.

MAGA MAGA, MAGA.

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atleast it's not a geocities page anymore

Jow Forums is no longer a Trump board. He has betrayed and is nothing more than a ZOG puppet.

People were so convinced Mick couldn't find a way; it's an important lesson to never doubt that potato nigger. He can cut entitlements and retard funding like no one else
>A CLIMATE CHANGE MUSICAL

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How?

Where are you, faggot?

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what's wrong with geocities ya goober

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BREAKING:

“MAD BOMBER” BOLTON TO TEAM UP WITH STREET SHITTERS TO BOMB GOAT FUCKERS

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no more assault lasers and assault picatinny mounting rails folks!

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MIGA

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Feel free to leave whenever you wish. Especially since you believe in open borders, leave whenever you like.

>what's wrong with geocities
it's not angelfire

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AWOO~!

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what ever happened to lil b

he really dropped off man

Is this legit? I'm just getting online for the first time today

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>what ever happened to lil b
idk, what happened to sum 41?

This have become pretty drastically polluted and off base, is there a need for something like a tractatus logico to just cut to the bottom of it and eliminate a lot of nonsense?

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In Illinois maybe

you know i just realized something
when i was in high school we were told communism looked good on paper but terrible in practice
i'm starting to realize even that saying though my teacher was saying communism is bad it probably was still an example of public school kike brainwashing shit as if it's you were told yeah communism on paper is good but was executed terribly so still try it goy and you might get it right this time!

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Was Donald Trump friends with Prince?

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MAGA
And Awoo

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Avril Lavigne was their Yoko Ono, obviously

It's real, that's Mike Lee's comms director
>twitter.com/conncarroll/status/1096507435257348096

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>This have become

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Accelerationism is absolute kikery.

Local news did some 'fact checking' on the speech Trump gave earlier today.
Evidently he lied about how many homicides there were in Mexico last year. His number was 40k, and the actual number is over 50k.
>WTF IMPEACH!

Yup. Also it turns out that either the bill didn't get signed at all (more likely: Congress just forgot to update their websites) or that the shit everyone was worried about yesterday isn't as bad as feared. Pic related.

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Oy Vey Awoo!

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Pretty sure he was
Also did Prince actually watch Infowars?

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Sounds like a WWE story line

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>Vince McMahon fainting.gif

nope, it's just nonsense all the way down
S3 NEVER EVER btw

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what if can only do one or other

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McCarthy was right.

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why are you up so late

Accelerationism is only good if you have the personality of junko enoshima.

No, communism is good on paper because it is Utopian. It's the society star trek runs off of.
However it's impossible in reality because it ignores the basics of human behavior. Humans are intrinsically individualistic and will work towards their own goals over the goals of a collective.

Is it true Trump hasn't signed the spending bill yet? Been at work since his speech earlier today.

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mama fucking mia, that seems pretty good?
All I've been seeing is people sharing Ann Coulter tweets bashing Trump for what he did today
am I missing something? Was there something really bad in the bill?

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Don’t remind me
>series ended just when it was gonna get to the good parts
>the only recent media is a fucking VR GAME

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It can only properly function in ship/quarantine situations, tbqh. Even then, it's a crapshoot

There were a lot of things that looked really bad but ended up not mattering because Democrats are retards. See

Good, Pakistan has fucked with us in Afghanistan for decades.

>Was there something really bad in the bill?
Plenty of bad, but it could've been worse.
Reminder: far lefties voted no because they thought it didn't go far enough

YES YES YES PAJEET vs ABDUL FIGHT GOGOGOGOGO

There's some basic sense at the root of the thing to sprout and branch off from, I'm absolutely certain. A historiography and central logic would be nice. I'd mentioned before if people had ideas that short and free form essays would be nice too.

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That claim relies entirely on assuming Congressniggers didn't just forget to have their staffers update a website before they clocked out for a three day weekend. I suspect it will get corrected quietly on Tuesday morning and backdated to today.

what did he mean by this?

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>Humans are intrinsically individualistic and will work towards their own goals over the goals of a collective.
What if we implement socialism instead and use the betterment of the nation as the common goal. We can call it Social Nationalism.

Go go emergency wall funding
>5d mahjong

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>open support for india over pakistan
based

[irl awoo posting intensifies]

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He's weird and stupid and bad at drawing, fuck knows.

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>There's some basic sense at the root of the thing to sprout and branch off from
Think of it as tangential free-flowing consciousness.

Roasties are fucking their own dreams away by wrecking themselves on short term cocks.

Yes OP Trump should be fired

the poo in the loo meme was meant to drive away indian posters so we would not learn how similar they are to ourselves (both former british colonies, with similar laws/culture/religion)

What is for sure, is that Jow Forums has many armchair lawyers in their ranks.

Find an awoo to compliment your inability. That way you both can MAGA And AWOO

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Sure, Hitler's system worked pretty well because in order to get any social benefits you had to work.
Unlike the ridiculous UBI ideals of communism.

This was a good week for awoo posting with all the discussion about conservation rules in Minnesota.

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It's basically an inverted aborted girlfriend meme.

Outrage from people who believed shills that the world was ending, and a hysterical barreness. The even more fun part of this is two watchdogs filed in DC before anyone could get a lawsuit going in CA which means you'll get to see Garlic rule on it before it goes to SCOTUS

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I’ve known personally lawyers and doctors who visit here occasionally. Tech professionals that make 6 fig too but thats less suprising.

I don't know about that, but Pakistan has always been terrorist shitters.

We can go faster than that, friend.

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I mean government is gonna government, can't expect a decent bill, but this is certainly not Trump going back on campaign promises or anything

By being a slut a woman is ruining her chance at having a happy family.

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>Barry's Department of HUD "lost" 4 BILLION during his Presidency
>nobody cares or does anything
>the Left has a microscope up Trump's ass for every dollar

The problem is that there used to be more central basis of knowledge and discourse, the average person is more disjointed and separated in political knowledge and ability to parse information they receive. There is some fundamental approximate truth to matters where perceptions then branch.

There's no need to display ressentiment so badly but criticism of taste and culture is certainly good if it's more coherent.

She'll never get a cold like that.

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>the Left has a microscope up Trump's ass for every dollar
imagine the smell

And what do they say?

The chinee are backin the paki's yeah? Might be able to try and force their "claims" to eastern india pocket with the water? Fuck I want this so bad
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Some are getting wise and when they are ready to settle down they play it down and act like they barely know how to give a blowjob.

hey /ptg/ i have something cool for you all to watch it's super comfy and probably my favorite thing on youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=L2ibrR4P_bA

Two of /ptg/s own became lawyers. They're probably normies now, but still.

>We can go faster
We have the technology

The tech professionals are AWOO posters.
>including me

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i ahkuahly look like a girl and its difficult and everyone assumes i must be gay or trains

About what? Been a while since ive spoken to those guys. The doc one tho would scan /b/ which was funny to know.

That pussy don't lie though. No hymen, no ring.