Who else looking forward to the democrat debates shitshow?

Who else looking forward to the democrat debates shitshow?

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are all those people really running...

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Might be neet

yeah the first debate will have up to 20 people.

theres so many people who will thin out by 2020

its obv going to be the pedo biden. whats the point of this.

Fucking sucks the debates are a year away

can't wait for the youtube edits of the debates, I think I might make some. I'm picturing editing in a Russian AI bot mind controlling the candidates, making them accuse each other of being Russian controlled.

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I'm for the Starbucks guy.

make the mall of america great again

Is Biden the only real candidate?

Wait Sanders is better,,,

Harris / Biden.
I literally have money on it.

Predictions for 2020 race
1. Hillary announces she’ll run much to the chagrine of the left and she will (as the de facto head and major funder of the party) beat all of the people by using dirty tricks and backdoor deals. Only to eventually lose by a huge margin. (IMO She really fucked up the first time by choosing literal who Time Kaine over Booker but the fix was in)

2. Bernie runs and goes a good way only to lose in the final stages (either by Clinton or someone else) still no refunds.

3. Kamala Harris gets btfo in debates and after the tape of her and Willie brown at an orgy (that she and the left will call a “Deep Fake”) she’ll drop out

4. Tulsi Gabbard who is the most level headed and IMO the best candidate will be run out of the primary and have a media blackout similar to Bernie.

5. Kirsten Gillibrand will either get blown the fuck out during debates or be found to be inept, corrupt, or a whore, or all three.

6. The Twitter nuke quote will kill Swallwells chances of winning as well as being a fucking white male

7. Warren will drop out after more shit talking from Trump and after people find out she’s literally the most boring basic white bitch.

8. (SCENARIO THAT I HOPE DOESN'T HAPPEN) creepy Joe Biden runs and wins and appoints Barack Obama as his VP only to resign after a couple of years.

9. Literally who Amy Klobuchar who smiles entirely too much will drop out early

10. Beto will do some cringe shit and slip up somehow.

11. Corey Booker gets outed as gay and also outed as a shitty corrupt mayor of a NJ city that got a million dollars from zuckerberg and (most likely) pocketed it.

12. All others have literally no chance.

>I hate white people the most
>no *I* hate white people the most

There I just saved you hours and hours of your life.

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>Fucking sucks the debates are a year away

A year away? The first Democratic presidential primary debates are this June.

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>media blackout similar to Bernie.
Bernie didn't have a media blackout you knob.
I saw nonstop coverage of Sanders.
The jews would love to see a jewish president, they'd just prefer one who wasn't so eager to take everyone's shekels.

I can only imagine their debates as just sucking each other's dicks and agreeing with each other like Bernie and Hillary.

The Simpsons hasn’t been funny since 1998. I don’t think anybody that has braincells watches the new episodes.

Warren vs Trump would be a better comedy than Kevin Hart and that's not saying much because I still would not be laughing

I'm looking forward to the 2020 presidential debates. Hopefully one of the other candidates will inform Trump that he's a lying piece of shit, while on national television. I'll vote for that person.

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I can't see those to getting along. She's too much of a cunt and he makes too many gaffes. He'll get tired of being chewed out for saying something dumb/sniffing little girls pretty quickly.

>7. Warren will drop out after more shit talking from Trump and after people find out she’s literally the most boring basic white bitch.

No, she'll drop out after investigation not only reveals she listed herself as Native American on every legal document after college, she also applied and has been collecting federal tribal subsidies and getting dividends from Indian casinos across 3 states.

i didn't start gambling on politics yesterday.

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Imagine your family name being Buttigieg. Literally will never be president

the only explanation I have for the postmortem hardon for sanders on the part of right wing partisans I can think of is that sanders scared them even more than he did the dnc

>10
idk what could be more cringe than livestreaming your own dental cleaning. How is he gonna top that one? Unless maybe he breaks down crying live on camera, which I could kinda see happening.

That's exactly what it will be. The democratic debates will be completely pointless. Whoever is the most spineless and sucks the most corporate cock will be the chosen one.

It's definitely going to be another woman, so I'd guess Harris.

whatever faggot, gambling is for brainlets anyway. literally the stupid tax.

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We are voting for Tulsi and that is the end of it.

whatever moralfag.
betting on elections beats the hell out of voting in them.
at least winning means some kind of tangible benefit.

not really

Nah, not communist (excuse me, (((democratic))) socialist) enough. Plus he's pro-life

It's going to be chaos. I can't wait.

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OMG she is such a hideous monster.

Yeah, that basically sums it up.

Not a single democrat candidate has a captivating message. It's just the same old progressive nonsense.

does anyone know why people who absolutely know for a fact they can't win, run? is it a money laundering thing?

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the dems would be better off finding themselves another likeable black dude or some hispanic/white guy with at least some color left in his hair, but if they had the hubris to not only fail to push through a justice while obama was in the white house, but sacrifice another seat on the altar of clinton's ambition because they were sure 2016 was gonna be a slam dunk for them, then yeah they just might be stupid enough to value socjus optics above the actual stakes again in 2020

hey now, that hideous monster is going to be our first madame president
that ticket will slaughter Trump... not even happy about it, but them's facts

The more candidates = the establishment Dems win

And they know it.

its literally already Sanders v Kamala Harris (Clinton 2.0)

this shit is so fucking boring. democrats are so fucking bad at politics.

it doesnt even matter. theyre all already out. there are maybe 3 candidates that have staying power

>that ticket will slaughter Trump

What makes you say that?

anyways, the entire thing will be a pointless charade that wastes 90 gorillion sheckles and a huge amount of time. we all know what's really going to happen. Hilldawg will keep her powder dry until the last second, run, and lose again. She CAN'T not run. Hopefully her health has deteriorated further so we at least get some more funny .gifs out of it.

>Lisa is supposed to be smart.
>Shes a leftist and is eventually shown to be rather dumb and naive, and has emotional breakdowns all the time.

because trump has like a 30% approval rating and Clinton was the only person who could actually lose to trump

The Democrats were formerly good but now they fucking suck.

After 2 years of non-stop media assault, Trump's popularity is unironically in the shitter.
Both Biden and Harris are far enough to the right to keep centrist dems from fleeing for the republicans; they know the leftist faction will fall in line because Harris is a stronk black womxn and everyone on the left hates Trump so fucking much.
It won't even be close.

>Clinton was the only person who could actually lose to trump
lol also this... Clinton is maybe the most damaged candidate to run for president in modern history.
She got a fucking ambassador beheaded while serving as SoS

This is an official pic from The Simpsons? Since when are they a political show?

>trump has like a 30% approval rating

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>Since when are they a political show
Since all media in US bowed to the dems. Did you miss the last 3 years?

>trump has like a 30% approval rating

I heard it was over 50%.

And what makes you think Harris has more appeal than Hillary? Hillary could do no wrong in the eyes of democrats.

I missed all Simpsons developments since season 10.

No. There will be a top tier and bottom tier of candidates for the debates.

>Clinton was the only person who could actually lose to trump

seriously. she'd been cast as the antichrist in every conservative media vector for like a quarter century. and she had the charisma of a bowl full of oatmeal

no other D candidate was capable of inspiring R participation to the degree that she was. if they give that twice proved loser the nom again in 2020, I just might drink myself to death. like, ten years before I would have otherwise

you do realize the republican party base is only like 35% of the country right?

People are completely apathetic or too beaten down to participate in politics. Trump's approval rating is in the 30s and i dont really give a shit about what polsters say

its not nearly that high.

Everyone hated clinton you stooge thats why she fucking lost to trump. Democrats have been trying to get rid of the clintons since the clinton presidency. Now the only way the democrats can win is through the dem socialists like sanders or AOC and its made people realize how much they actually dont give a shit and dont like the centrists.

Kamala harris doesnt have the baggage that clinton did and will try and cherry pick some of the demsoc political policies before completely reneging on them upon winning or even before that point but it'll still be enough to beat trump

I just wish some journalist will ask each of them to say what they think about white privilege.

>top tier
just Tulsi and Andrew yang then

Not really. I can pretty much tell you what each of them will say. Just trashing Trump to the sound of raucus applause.
Will be nothing like last time & the GOP debates.

Everything you said reeks of reddit and cringe

This isn't your blog. Fuck off

not only this she still actually won the popular vote and couldve won if she wasnt such a stupid arrogant bitch about campaigning in the midwest showing just how easy it would be for literally anybody else to win against trump.

yang is a nobody. he has no support whatsoever.

I'm enjoying watching democratic presidential candidates crash and burn as much as anybody else, but seriously I wish we'd quit having elections. We can't let these maniacs get ahold of any political power or the launch codes.

>this show still exists

Should've died 20 years ago.

52%, numbnuts. Try somewhere outside of wapo/cnn.

> Clinton was the only person who could actually lose to trump
Clinton was pretty much guaranteed to win by your crowd...she had a 90%+ chance to win, and you had all of your liberal shills on it...and she lost...biggly...
Trumps approval is just over 50%(Not accounting for his signing of the budget bill yesterday though)...
Doesn't fucking matter, as Trump will win a second term in 2020, and you will literally shiver in fear as to whether you will be the next faggot tossed...

The important thing you said is that Hillary will run again.
The Simpsons are wrong to pretend she's not a candidate. The American public are just being given a break from her and encouraged to forget how much they hate her and why. But as Dick Morris said
Q: how can you tell if Hillary Clinton is still planning to be President?
A: check her pulse.

The left are about to get a lesson in voter fraud so obvious that it'll even wake up some of these retards who are STILL not on the Trump Train.

Until then, WHERE MAH HILLDAWGS AT?
RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF

just fucking ask people if they like trump or his policies

theyre all incredibly unpopular

>MUH CNN
you idiot pavlovian dog just fucking look outside

>your crowd
lmao

imagine being a shill for a moron in another country giving his friends a tax cut and literally nothing else

you know nothing about american politics

who are the faggots and what do you mean when you say they will be tossed?

Fuck yes I'm looking forward to it. The Dems haven't learned shit from their loss last election. Rather than adapting they've doubled and tripled down on the same shit that lost them the presidency. They're gonna try to top Clinton with the biggest caricature possible. I guarantee it.

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>Everyone hated clinton

The average democrat didn't and plenty of moderates still voted for her. They only started claiming she was unelectable until after she lost.

Sanders is never ever winning lmfao, they want a woman. and hard. that old fart has only passed a veteran bill that did jack shit and renamed two post offices in what 15 years of being a senator? the guys a fucking joke with a big mouth. and hes a fucking kike.

>just fucking ask people if they like trump or his policies theyre all incredibly unpopular


You're living in a bubble. What college do you go to?

>Klobochur
>That young
Oh fuck off. I'm Minnesotan and would prefer her to every Democrat that's announced (still ass since the left is in shambles) but she looks old as dirt

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Incorrect. They said the two debates will have "random drawing" as opposed to the Republicans "kid table and grownup table"

Bernie doens't look old enough

>The average democrat didn't
which is why she lost right?

>plenty of moderates still voted for her.
which is why she lost right?


so many people hated clinton they fucking stayed home. voter turnout for 2016 was dogshit and because everyone stayed at home then trump won some bizarre tight margins in key areas


nothing you are saying makes any fucking sense. Nobody liked clinton. The democrats were so fucking angry in 2016 over the rigged DNC primaries and still to this day didnt even know what platform or polices she supported


2 digit IQ understanding of politics

>DEY WANT DUH WOOOMAN
people vote for policies dipshit. hillary didnt have any. sometimes candidates with no policies have enough charisma to get by like trump or bill clinton but thats incredibly rare. Bernie is not a likeably guy but he has consistent and popular policies and thats what actually gets people to vote

shut the fuck up

you're literally indoctrinated by this bubble that trump is popular. nowhere is trump particularly popular. the republican party base is only around 35% of the country. we have so many people that dont vote or participate which throws off all the numbers

Also the best part about 2020 is that if the Dems even hope to win the white house they'll half to far outspend the Republicans yet again, with a lot of that money getting drained in the primaries, and then insanely outspend Republicans to keep the house in 2020 after far far outspending them in 2018 to make a reach for the house.
Basically even IF Dems latch onto the presidency in 2020, there's little chance they'll keep the house, and next to no chance they'll take the Senate. Then in 2022 leave themselves wide open for losing the house yet again

I'd give the chance of Democrats taking both Chambers completely less than 10%

I'm looking forward to the Trump tweets dictating the direction of the debates
>tonight's debates will be on the economy. Pocahontas wants a wealth tax while Spartacus wants to tax meat. Who's going to win? Find out on tonight's episode of Donkey Punch!

>so many people hated clinton they fucking stayed home. voter turnout for 2016 was dogshit

A record 137.5 million Americans voted in the 2016 presidential election, according to data from the U.S. Census Bureau. You're a fucking idiot who doesn't know shit about anything.

this is a complete fantasy and goes against literally everything successful democratic party campaigns have done in the 2016 and 2018 elections which have become the new normal for democratic candidates

And she’s also in second grade lmao

>population goes up
>voters go up
jesus christ dude get it together

These retards are seriously going to try and kill us user. It's best to keep up just how violent their rhetoric is

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It's going to be filled with cringe worthy attempts at big talk, condemnation, self-righteousness, "we must band together against the orange", womyn, and trippling down on failing unpopular principles while again failing to put forth a single candidate capable of gaining meaningful momentum by virtue of their person.

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You don’t seem to quite grasp it. After the primaries, and after Trump declassifies FISA abuses...there will be nothing left of them. I don’t understand how people can’t see this.

Your desperation is palpable, shill.

I'm done with you, faggot.

Buttigieg is a highly legit sleeper prospect.
>Gay but not flaming
>Afghanistan Vet
>38 (?) Years old, has the youthful energy of Obama

>Ready to declare generation war against boomers and their god Trump

If he can get noticed in the primary, he will win and steamroll Trump in the general and we'll all be much better off.

>after Trump declassifies FISA abuses
any day now right?

Nope. Really, I am just sick and tired of this shit.

>Voter turnout
Highest republican turnout of all time. Percentage wise Bush Jr re-election was higher, but he was a very unpopular president and still managed that. Why? Because for a new first term president, their party spends peanuts during the midterms to save money, then spends insane amounts for their re-election campaign
People count Trump out because his approval rating is low.
Trump recovered from the fucking pussy tape a month before election and won with a lower budget.
Imagine twice that budget + the powers of a sitting president will present as a challenge, especially if this wall thing pulls through

>Successful Democrat campaigns
>2016
It was a disaster for them on all fronts. They went into 2016 outspending Republicans 1.5:1 KNOWING they'd have 52-54 seats in the Senate and the house would be basically split down the middle, either with only a slim R majority of a slim D majority.
They lost all 3.
2018 was a loss for the Republicans in the house for sure, but the Dems lost in the Senate where it was expected to remain the same 51-49 but grew to 53-47 for R's even with an ad budget of twice the Republicans used.
Dems at best take the white house and MAYBE if lucky take the house 2020. They lose the house and seats in senate 2022 after the Dem pres gets hot headed and tries an emergency gun grab. Then Republicans retake all 3 again 2024.

That's the best case scenario short term for Dems.
Best case long term for em is Trump barely wins 2020, Dems take house and senate 2022, and take all three 2024

>CNN has already chosen Kamala
Can you prove him wrong Jow Forums

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Tulsi and Bernie (if he runs) will dominate the debates due to their populist message, populist candidates usually dominate debates, like Trump and Bernie did back in 2016. Gillibrand is the Hillary of this election, I imagine she'll win a few primaries. Warren, Harris and Castro will last most of the campaign but I don't think they will get the nomination. The rest will fade out early in the debates.

Tulsi/Trump I think is most likely going to the be the choice at the next presidential election.

Yang is the meme candidate for this election. I think he'll go out Jeb style.

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Is he charismatic? His face looks like it belongs on a rat from google images, how about on video?

Hopefully it will top the GOP 2016 debate memes.

ITS HAPPENING NEW POL IS UP


NO MORE NIGGER RIM THREADS


BASED MODS


NO TRANNY JANNIES


EVERYONE IS MOVING

I am at your fucking border faggot...about 3kms across the St.Lawrence...25 mins if I have to drive it...all my weather, news comes from whats closest to me...and that happens to be the US...so I'm quite well aware about US polotics, and simple goings on in state...

Hillary is the Hillary of this election. She can't help herself.

Liberal fags will get tossed...