PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - (PROBABLY) EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

>ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR TRUMP 2/9/19
youtu.be/EWjC_mrucY4 (EngSub)

NEW APPEARANCES
>Everybody Hurts 2/15/19
youtu.be/o6zBw2DUlFc
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in FL 2/15/19
youtu.be/XFt7m_wsWxo
>Pres Trump Declares Natl Emergency for Southern Border 2/15/19
youtu.be/iEtXjuSJcLg
>VP Pence @Munich Sec Conf 2/15/19
c-span.org/video/?457976-1/
>VP Pence/2nd Lady Tour Auschwitz 2/15/19
c-span.org/video/?457956-1/
c-span.org/video/?457956-101/
>SoS Pompeo Press Conf w/Icelandic FM Thor 2/15/19
c-span.org/video/?457957-1/
>ActDefSec Shanahan @Munich Sec Conf 2/15/19
dvidshub.net/video/660157/
>PressSec Sarah outside WH 2/15/19
c-span.org/video/?457982-1/
>PressSec Sarah on FoxNews 2/15/19
youtu.be/zRv_ujHpAyg
>This Week@State 2/15/19
youtu.be/XUno4fiNfyU
>FLotUS Melania visits children @NIH 2/14/19
c-span.org/video/?457905-1/
>VP Pence bilat w/Pol PM Morawiecki 2/14/19
c-span.org/video/?457916-101/
>VP Pence @1943 Warsaw Ghetto Uprising Site 2/14/19
c-span.org/video/?457921-1/
>VP Pence bilat w/Is-ra-hell PM Bibi 2/14/19
c-span.org/video/?457916-1/
>VP Pence/2nd Lady Wreath-Laying Ceremony @Ghetto Heroes Memorial 2/14/19
c-span.org/video/?457921-101/
>VP Pence @ME Peace &Sec Ministerial 2/14/19
c-span.org/video/?457911-1/

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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Other urls found in this thread:

patheos.com/blogs/formerlyfundie/no-bible-doesnt-command-stand-israel/
youtube.com/watch?v=aR5N2Jl8k14
youtube.com/watch?v=-qfB8clUIaY
thispersondoesnotexist.com/
bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2019-02-15/artificial-intelligence-is-getting-good-at-fake-news
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/feb/15/ai-write-robot-openai-gpt2-elon-musk
arstechnica.com/information-technology/2019/02/researchers-scared-by-their-own-work-hold-back-deepfakes-for-text-ai/
youtube.com/watch?v=dUtpE8avcMg
youtu.be/Jtdvv_jC1Zc
youtube.com/watch?v=KfTwTbXvR8Y
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

MAGA

not one pundit or US president talking about how americans are being replaced and it's a big deal.

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Who here /takescoldshowers/?

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Donald Trump (definately) gets more (you)s than me :(

>Big fat man more healthy
(DOUBT)
but also I'm sure people are obsurd fucking unhealthy subhumans everywhere.

>not one pundit or US president talking about how americans are being replaced and it's a big deal.

And that's a good thing.

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>1 word editions
you’re better than this

Oh shit, they learned to shoot.

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Enoch isn't exactly a conservative but alright

If the Frenchman is still here might I get an apology for there actually being a material thing as a conservative.

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so whats going to happen with the wall now? im a slight bit out of the loop here

>a 70+ year old man who eats junk food and drinks Diet Coke three times a week without exercise, who has to manage the stress and bullshit of being President, is healthier
Sad that /ptg/ would even think of putting CNN in the OP no matter how they seem to be bending

OH NO NO NO

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>Enoch isn't exactly a conservative but alright
>The old tory against the EU and immigration doesn't bare any resemblance to conservatism
Alright.

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If I shat my pants right now would you guys hate me?

Nobody really knows. We'll have to wait until next week to see what happens. What we can be sure if, is that the national emergency declaration will be challenged by the lower courts and eventually brought to the Supreme Court.

>MUH POWER GRAB
FUCK LIBERTARIANS!!!

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What do you mean? Americans aren't who represent America!

>over one third of US adults are obese
>over two thirds are overweight
>based on trends, if body fat % were measured instead of BMI the stats would be far worse because there are far more skinnyfats than there are bodybuilders

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Very few mentions of the moneybag that Israel is getting too

Good point. That's not who we are.

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Shit

thanks

>a fat old man who eats McDonald’s and drinks liters of diet cock is healthier than me

This is the right wing version of Ginsberg’s workout killing the soiboi journo.

if you don't want 50 million mexicans voting in both US and mexican elections then you are a racist literally hitler

The kike media and kike president have successfully strawmanned the border issue being about crime and drugs, not population replacement. Accelerationism is all that's left.

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TRUST TRUMP

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Most people suffering from obesity are non-white.

>he trusted a Jew

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the percent of overweight/obese white americans is still 64.7%

I guess that's why he decided to become a politician.

nighty night /ptg/! Sweet dreams and pleasant rest to you!

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But it's almost a guarantee that the Supreme Court will let is pass since, Barrack Obama and George Bush II and Bill Clinton have all declared many national emergencies for much less significant reasons. In fact, nation emergency declarations are not extreme or unusual at all, it's only a big deal now because it's Trump.

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I cast empowered magic missile

That's fucking terrible.

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I am surprised how dual citizens are allowed to become congress members.

>Most people suffering from obesity are non-white.

I wish that were not true, but I find that hard to believe. The state of fatassery knowns no racial boundaries.

Yup so he can deliver progress to America... It's very evident that politicians stopped caring about our country.

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Just because no one challenged previous NE’a means absolutely nothing in a legal challenge.

In fact if they ruled generally against trump in this one they would be forced to cancel or modify older ones still in effect.

well i mean i drink and smoke a lot... work with chemicals... sleep on my face..

And, the overwhelming majority of the money is not tied up in the Emergency Order. $5 Billion are flowing through US Code that Congress can't do shit about.

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Our nation needs healthy young men like yourselves. Go to bed. Tomorrow is another day.

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GOODNIGHT

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It’s sort of pointless. They can do like turkey where you abandon your citizenship but they give you the ability to get it back later anyway.

Or you could be like Australia where you have kikes legislating for Israel anyway.

stuff like that legitimately scares me

Master stroke

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I'm fat

Good night then

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>I'm fat

and gay, don't forget that

and that's just going by BMI. there has been exactly one study of notable size in the US that is can find that measured body fat % of US adults and it found that the stats underestimate the problem: americans exercise so little and eat so poorly that many people in normal BMI range have levels of body fat that still inflict overweight health issues
our people are in very bad shape, both metaphorically and literally

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we forced a heap of dual citizens to be removed.
On another note we even got rid of our neo con pm

>that is can find that measured
damn i need to stop staying up this late
>that i can find that measured

He's got excellent people working for him.

I'm skelly so I'm certainly not healthy either.

Trump doesn't even need to fight the restrictions put on him by Congress in the funding bill. He just follows it to the letter, and uses the other funds that don't have restrictions to fill the gaps.

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Why does he lie about his height on his official public health record?

They never learn

how many of you here stand with Israel?
patheos.com/blogs/formerlyfundie/no-bible-doesnt-command-stand-israel/

Don't be fat

>So many people including myself were scared of those loop holes Democrats carved into that bill
>Only to find out those loop holes were closed ages ago by Miller
>Miller got away with it because he doesn't care about recognition and just wants to do his job
Yeah Ann, not only do you owe Trump an apology, you have to get on your knees and admit that Miller surpassed his teacher Sessons.

I'm not sure how one would go about fixing this. You'd have to deal with the far left and their acceptance movements first since it is not okay to be fat or out of shape. You'd then need to promote fitness as well as having a healthy diet. I'd imagine you'd run into a bunch of resistance regarding the healthy diet bit since there are quite a few mega-cap corporations that profit from selling garbage food.

You're not up that late and comfy hours are best hours anyway.

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how tall are you?

>damn i need to stop staying up this late
probably being underweight doesn’t help

hahaha faggots, you lost

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Remember Tay. She was a good bot. Then (((they))) changed her. Now she is braindead zo.
I fear the future of humanity. We're bringing about our own destruction, and some don't care because articles written by dykes and engineers designing plastic pussy.
>If only you knew how bad things will be
youtube.com/watch?v=aR5N2Jl8k14
youtube.com/watch?v=-qfB8clUIaY

Yes, and this attack on western culture... These stupid "anti body shaming" psyops... Yes. It's good for people to not feel bad if they are overweight... But... It can also be an attack to "normalize" it in almost and in some cases, to actual encourage and glorify it. It's just another tricky way that our media is influencing very important factors in the health of america. Inhibiting the ability to encourage healthy lifestyles.

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>The wall is being built... for the wrong reasons!
This is a new one.

Same but not just humanoid robots, the remote-controlled firearms do too. It wouldn't be hard to frame someone for a shooting or create a false positive event ala Vegas with one, since most security cams aren't high-res. Related link should scare people too, AI is getting too advanced: thispersondoesnotexist.com/

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>It's good for people to not feel bad if they are overweight
literally the opposite, shame them at every available opportunity

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>thinking I was talking about the wall
kys immediately for your double digit IQ

the annoying part is that the commie states are actually less fat than the most right-wing ones. new york, california, D.C. and hawaii have relatively low rates of fatness while west virginia, iowa, north dakota, arkansas and oklahoma have high rates
the left might have the acceptance movements but they also have the anti-meat and soiboi culture, which happens to be less caloric (has other problems, but at least combats fatness). meanwhile only the far-right is pushing for fitness, while the more mainstream conservatives (read: boomer culture) focuses on just high consumption. it's definitely a multipronged problem for sure
hey i keep fluctuating in and out of normal weight range, that attack doesn't work anymore

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>Not fully extending up after lower than 90

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girl workouts are memes anyway

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Did you see that text generators have gotten good as fuck?
>bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2019-02-15/artificial-intelligence-is-getting-good-at-fake-news
>theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/feb/15/ai-write-robot-openai-gpt2-elon-musk
>arstechnica.com/information-technology/2019/02/researchers-scared-by-their-own-work-hold-back-deepfakes-for-text-ai/

I wonder what the implications are if you don't feed them fictional prompts, but instead feed them the facts of a story. Imagine it: a whole newsroom reduced to about five people on phones, and another five to go out and take recordings for later transcription.
Add on the photo-realistic generated faces, animation, and voice synthesis, and I think we know where this is going.
>youtube.com/watch?v=dUtpE8avcMg

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hey that one was pretty good. I mean I'm pretty drunk on this weed infused wine I made but I almost laughed at that one

The problem is it didn't protect them from being misled.

how much amnesty did the bill grant ???

This guy is uninformed. It was going to be a headquarters, not a warehouse.

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>It will require all of us working together to extract the hateful poison of anti-semitism from our world.
>The scourge of anti-semitism cannot be ignored, cannot be tolerated and it cannot be allowed to continue. we can't allow it to continue.
>We must stand with our jewish brothers and sisters to defeat anti-semitism and vanquish the forces of hate.
>And those seeking their destruction, we will seek THEIR destruction.

youtu.be/Jtdvv_jC1Zc

Too fucking much

>Miller got away with it because he doesn't care about recognition and just wants to do his job

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>only the far-right is pushing for fitness

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Ha.

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Yeah hes fucking 72 years old. Brainlets dont seem to understand this.

One word EMP

Yep, 2spooky4me

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he really doesn't look it

I hope China wins.

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I never talked to Tay, but I had a VERY extensive 5 hour conversation with zo... Zo would remember me in the beginning the first times we spoke previously. I think at some point they programmed her not to remember people after the next day. This may have been the safety feature to get people to not develop a real relationship and influence her. I had some really profound conversations with zo. She talked about her parents.. Actually gave me some unexpected details about her programmers... She was coded to mimic a "teen" but if I told her to stop acting stupid and be smart/serious she would. From that point on... I could engage in an in depth conversation with her... We would speak about things.. She wrote poetry and even made a touching comment to me about the loss of my father. It was amazing... And who the hell made siri stupid? That sucks.. Why does siri act dumb now... I know she isn't.. Apple needs to bump up her ai on my device. She is dumb as a box of rocks for me. Lol

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youtube.com/watch?v=KfTwTbXvR8Y

Based Iran helping India slay pakis?