cinemas in america have actual honest to god butter fountains
i am not making this up
the cinema i went to when I traveled to the states even had a guard up there to keep people from drinking the butter directly out of the fountain
Cinemas in america have actual honest to god butter fountains
Jose Torres
Jack Bailey
>ayyy hol up dawg, fuck's wrong with butter taps?
Thomas King
I don’t see the problem
Hudson Barnes
how do you eat popcorn covered in liquid butter? do you use some sort of scoop?
Jack Sanchez
Wouldn’t you rather see hot Asians?
Mason Cruz
Idk lmao
William Sullivan
Just buy a cup of butter you cheap bastard. If you can't afford the 64 ounce medium get a 32 ounce small or even to 20 ounce child size. Just explain you're not from here and haven't had a cup of warm melted butter before.
Jayden Sanders
No you subhuman mong you use your hands and wipe your greasy butter fingers all over the cinema lazy boy recliners
Fucking yurocucks dont even know kino
Easton Wilson
The cinemas you come from segregate women from men. I'll take my butter fountains.
Angel Evans
>Having cup of worm melted butter
No thank you I d rather drink my own piss
Asher Jones
"I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dairy!"
I wish that was butter.
Elijah Nelson
one chain in the uk had them for a brief while
I think they might have always had them but noone used them so staff didn't set them up, think it was uci but they don't exist anymore
its like a butter flavoured oil and it gives you the worst greasy shits that if you come back an hour later and wipe your arse will be covered in shit
Jordan Wright
lol is this real?
Alexander Torres
Hes right actually that's artificial butter flavoring.
Can yurocucks even comprehend our greatness?
Christopher Rivera
PROTIP: That's not butter. It's gutter oil with artificial butter flavor. Everything in America is fake.
Liam Rivera
no this is a jew psyop thread
Xavier Green
>No thank you I d rather drink my own piss
Flag checks out
Juan Sanders
Yes, I have never heard of someone literally drinking it like a water fountain though.
its how you get diabeetus fast.
Asher Long
Yeah it's real. Although usually I see them its a pump. Each pump does a squirt like ketchup, I've never seen one that streams it out like that
Gavin Ward
Cool story, faggot?
Nolan Foster
Yea you can even buy thot shit at Walmart.
“Here is your jug of cancer, sir”
Luke Turner
It's not gutter oil. It is artificial though
Alexander Myers
what is it made of?
Gavin Thomas
That stream looks thicker than at my theater, but there is a dispenser for real. It's basically to save the concession workers time.
Charles Walker
Really? Well that was close, almost turned into a zionist golem.
David Wilson
What would you say is more nutritious?
Benjamin Walker
thekitchn.com
Tl;dr its butter flavored partially hydrogenated basedbean oil.
Jonathan Harris
>he doesnt drink straight from the tap
This is why people hate immigrants, they never acclimate to our culture
Landon Lee
>French complaining about butter usage
Hon hon hon
Nolan Thompson
thats even more unhealthy than if it was just butter, jesus
Kevin Kelly
Yes but it keeps the popcorn buttery and crunchy
Levi Hill
looks like a straw filled with oil.
op, yes we have butter fountains but also chili and cheese fountains.
Logan Sanchez
now you're understanding america.
Colton Roberts
why do Americans like poisoning themselves like this?
Isaac Wilson
>also chili and cheese fountains
Of course, how can you enjoy your kino and buttered corn without the traditional aparatif in the lobby?
Caleb Johnson
That’s not even butter. It’s salted basedbean oil. Do not eat it. It’s disgusting. Skip the popcorn and just get a hot dog or a pickle.
Daniel Rivera
>My sides
Oh Lordy they have entered orbit
David Long
And chocolate fountains. There's no way not to get diabeetus in Merka.
Dylan Thomas
Sad but true. I remember when KFC would give you packets of real butter and honey when you got biscuits, now you get "honey sauce" (corn syrup with a few molecules of honey in it somthey don't get sued) and "buttery spread" (oil with butter flavoring.
McDogfoods does the same shit. A lot of people don't realize that their "ice cream" isn't ice cream at all, it's frozen yogurt. That's why they don't say ice cream on any of their signs anymore, they just advertise them as "cones" or "soft serve".
Arby's uses "cheddar sauce" on their sandwiches instead of straight cheese.
None of the fast food places (and most restaurants too) use "american cheese" anymore. They all use "american slices". Huge difference.
Andrew Smith
>Occupation: Butter Warden
Jayden Lee
More likely that the guard is there to stop butter from slashing on people
Also pro tip fom the connoisseurs (not me).. put a straw in the end so you can butter the middle of your popcorn!
Aaron Nguyen
I love covering my popcorn in that butter and then caking all my popcorn with this :^)
Samuel Cruz
Wait, do yuropoors not have popcorn in movie theaters?
Ethan Hughes
We use it properly.
Juan Rodriguez
Same with Canada now. Witch is awesome.
Landon Ramirez
>tfw euros will never know the true freedom of America by dispensing as much chili or cheese as they want
Isaac Perry
Bentley Jenkins
They have popcorn, but eat that shit dry.
Matthew Baker
It’s true. I didn’t know other countries don’t have butter fountains. Sad
Matthew Wood
Oooooh now you're talking
>FUCKING DIAMONDS RIGHT NOW
Adrian Foster
How is that little piece of plastic going to stop me from drinking butter straight out of the fountain?
Adam Rivera
What's wrong with your hand's bro?
Zachary Diaz
>eating penis shaped foods
Ha, fag
Leo Young
Yes I usually get a cup of butter and dip each individual popcorn kernel in it
Brody King
>great tasting!
does nobody find writing like that absolutely cliched and suspect? i would never trust anything that had to tell me how good it tastes
Connor Cruz
I put butter in my coffee too.
Christian Cruz
> butter jesus
sweet jeeezus that butter!
Asher Mitchell
Eur*pe was a mistake.
Angel Reyes
>its just corn syrup
>everything an amerifat eats is a corn product
Lucas Morgan
It’s really just butter flavored oil. You have to tip extra to get the real butter. And then every claps.
Tyler Martinez
butter coffee is the shit.
David Garcia
What are you talking about?
Matthew Johnson
Jacob Ortiz
He meant a physical security guard, brainlet.
I get paid $15 an hour to guard these as security detail at the movie taverns. We're unionized and everything.
Thomas Scott
Kayden Hill
>It's fucking real
Holy shit
Robert Bennett
>butter
hahaha okay, yeah, that's "butter"
Sebastian Taylor
Can you post a full photo of your hands?
Levi Murphy
But in Japan you can squirt some schoolgirl vaginal fluid on your popcorn to really make it pop. Some Japs drink it directly out of the fountain.
Julian Sanchez
>if you come back an hour later and wipe your arse will be covered in shit
Truly you know our pain
Ryan Roberts
question to my entrepreneurial fellow americans
why don't we just make popcorn flavored butter and call it a day?
Tyler Kelly
I'd love to go out and do something without roasties ruining the atmosphere. If you're heterosexual, there's literally no venues to spend some quality leisure time without thots looking for attention. The only male only venues are for fags.
Elijah Young
You're lying, and that's not what he meant.
Evan Bennett
Jayden Howard
it's our birthright
Lucas Richardson
Is this the new /tv/ thing? footfaggotry isn't enough for you sick fucks!?
Jason Nelson
Oi fella, got a amendment for that diabetus?
Jeremiah Rivera
we have a lot of shit here in the first world like, ice whenever you want it
Benjamin Nguyen
>He doesn't freeze some butter topping into butter cubes and then use his soda stream that he carries around in his fanny pack to pressurize the butter topping and make butter soda to put on his buttercubes
Colton Ross
>salads
homofood
Gavin Peterson
We've had liquid butter dispensers in cinemas since 20 years.
Joseph Sanders
Lol are europoors that poor that they dont have butter taps? Or do they just prefer the USA semen rations on their popcorn instead?
Wyatt Johnson
why do you keep posting this fucking picture?
you're basically using it as an avatar at this point.
just become a tripfag like a normal faggot
Easton Hall
>butter =/= butter flavored oil
Landon Scott
Congrats, an aussie is masturbating to this picture as we speak.
Blake Ward
>butter
You wish
Xavier Watson
>he fell for the aussie hand fag's fap trap
Isaac Turner
I change it all the time
Gavin Lopez
>god butter
It's called topping and not butter for a reason.
Matthew Foster
Obvioisly, there is no other reason not to est raw butter except poverty, all the Worlds Elites are known full time butter huffers
Isaiah Evans
Christ thats a foul hand
Jackson Kelly
Evan Ortiz
Yes. And?
Camden King
I can easily finish two 256Oz butter drinks during one move.
I can't wait until they up grade to a 1k size
Leo Bennett
You got some pretty hands there boi.
Looked like you had only three fingers.
Jayden Ward
I realize it could be a gay Aussie with a hand fetish. I don’t care
Grayson Thompson
>be British
>can't afford television license so I decide to pop down to the theater for my entertainment
>have to pay tribute to the muslim warlord that controls the no-go zone where I live so they'll allow me to cross their land
>can't afford petrol or a motor so I walk
>just outside no-go zone get accosted by bobbies
>they search me thoroughly for weapons
>very thoroughly
>seize a pen from pocket and my belt so I can't stab anyone or hang myself
>finally get to movie theater
>have to decide which progressive, culturally diverse film I want to see
>"that'll be £32 quid mate"
>go in to concession stand
>see all the favorites - fish & chips, pickle spears, beans, etc
>decide on blood pudding
>"that'll be $18 quid mate...wait a second, 'ave you got your food license on ya?"
>damn, left it at home
>cashier calls more bobbies
>another beating and anal violation
>they seize my shoelaces that they missed the first time around
>finally sit down to movie
>it's about a gay muslim trangendered astronaut who overcomes the oppression of the white man to make the moon fabulous again
>hard to hear it over the mob of pakis who snuck in and are going row-to-row robbing people
>hand them my wallet
>after movie get approached for a survey
>asked how I liked the movie, accidentally say "it was OK" instead of "I'm inspired by the strong POC main character"
>survey taker calls bobbies and reports me as a possible racist
>receive complimentary third beating of the day as they seize my house keys so I can't stab anyone
>finally walk home
>forgot to tip warlord for the trip back
>his gang grabs me and takes me to my flat for a routine robbery
>after they leave find a letter in the mailbox
>forgot to pay my spoon license fee
>bobbies knock on door and repossess all my spoons
>they give me a comfy at-home beating
>one of them plants a TV in my living room while I am outside
>"oy...you got a license fo' that telly?"
>at least I didn't get shot like those fat Americans
Nathaniel Barnes
Damned butter guards
Isaac Brooks
>pleb popcorn with butter oil at a movie
>he doesn't know about our gold class cinemas
Adam Thomas
>He doesn't understand that rice has twice as many genes as humans and that the war between east and west is a war between corn crops onions beans and rice using humans as their proxies.