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Poobotage?

>First trip turns to shit
Say it ain't so!

That sucks.

Kek

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even the train had to stop to take a shit

There is a design flaw: the roof is curved. You can't sit on the roof without sliding off.

Shocking that a race of subhumans can't get their shit together.

Worst thing about trains in Asia is they have squat toilets.

superpower by 2020!

Maybe Modi should have pooed on the train during the inauguration.

Rami, go Check if someone shat in the power box again

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it hit a large poo stash lol

Looks like the tracks went to shit!

Even their trains are shitty

Well, tbf, it's not 2020 yet.

SUPOOPOWER 2020

one
more
year

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Poo in the fuel tank

I don't know why yanks are fucking laughing

You couldn't even get yours built
You stopped even before step 1

If anything Poo's > Americans at this current point in time

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>India will be a superpower by 2020

when will poos learn

Does your country have power yet?

Our population density is absolute dogshit, so nobody wants to make trains when the usage won't justify the budget. California cancelled for this reason despite the environmental jerk.

I mean hell, Russia's got the same problem but worse, that's part of the reason a lot of your trains are still cold war shit.

>2 more years to 2020

OH NO NO NO

That's because burgers are so stupid they believe they can into technology or engineering despite being Jewed to the max.
There's a reason they had to bring Japanese engineers to oversee the project,
Then they dismissed everything the Japanese told them to do, because the only reason they greenlighted the project was to steal public funds and never accomplish anything.
I can say for sure because our Catalan kikes have done EXACTLY the same, in the biggest fraud ever committed in Spain.

धारा 295ए, 153ए आईपीसी Section 295A, 153A Indian Penal Code धारा 66ए सूचना प्रौद्योगिकी कानून Section 66A Information Technology Act भूत शौचालय ghost toilets गटर मछली gutter fish मुफ्त कृष्णा सनाथम्मा नायक Krishna Sannathamma Naik Arrest प्रतिबंधित मोदी कैरिएचर Banned Modi Caricatures श्रीवास्तव शिशु गिरोह बलात्कार लखनऊ Srivastava infant gang rape Lucknow बॉम्बे हिंदी 1995 Bombay 1995 ₹500 ₹1000 मणिपुर अपरिपक्वता Manipur indepence मुफ्त ਖਾਲਿਸਤਾਨ Free Khalistan मुफ्त भूटान Free Bhutan मुफ्त दक्षिण तिब्बत Free South Tibet मुफ्त कश्मीर Free Kashmir मुफ्त कालापानी Free Kalapani अक्साई चिन 1962 भगत रिपोर्ट Banned literature: Bhagat Report Henderson Brooks भारत का चीन युद्ध India's War Neville Maxwell निर्बाध विजय Unarmed Victory Bertrand Russell हिमालयी गलती Himalayan Blunder John Dalvi 1949 से चीन के विदेश संबंध Foreign Relations Since 1949 Alan Lawrence अमेरिकी क्रांति से ब्रिटिश साम्राज्य और राष्ट्रमंडल का विकास The Evolution of the British Empire and Commonwealth from the American Revolution Alfred LeRoy Burt जॉन एफ कैनेडी के पत्र। JFKPOF-118a-009 JFKNSF-111-016 Papers of John F. Kennedy. Presidential Papers. President's Office Files.

Did it had a train's version of runner's diarrhea?

user I,...

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I have no idea what you're talking about

All our trains get new shit every 3 - 4 years and their one of the most profitable modes of transportation we have in the country. And in fact internationally

Fuck even I use trains despite it taking longer and costing more because I just fucking hate buses

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Like one train dude. I just watched a documentary where they got on a broken ass cold-war train because the Norks sell you slave labor.

I guess you could say that train took a shit.

Does India even arrest people for anything? Do they have cops?

Again
No?

We already building tracks to Crimea

Also
>In 2009, Russian Railways spent nearly $1 billion USD to modernize its system, taking delivery of eight high-speed electric trains and upgrading the rails between Moscow and Saint Petersburg. Called "Sapsan,"

Even your own government called Russia trains
"one of the economic wonders of the world."

I don't know where you got your info from

Yeah there are still some old train lines that go to like Grandma Grandpa towns but there's literally no point in modernizing those trains because Grandma Grandpa towns don't have the population need

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>Does India even arrest people for anything?

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>I just watched a documentary
I've been to Russia a few times. They have a mixture of new and old trains. The new high-speed ones can take you from Moscow to St Pete's in a few hours (but for a larger fee), while the older soviet ones take about 12 hours (but are more affordable for the average Russian).

There really is no substitute for actually going somewhere. Having been to the USA as well, I must say that Russia's public transport system is far superior to both America's and Australia's.

Was there poo on the tracks?

India i love you finally some normal news
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>things don't have issue when they're run for the first time

ameritards ladies and gentlemen

Of course there was. Its a passenger train.

It's a new train. Obviously still some tweaks needed. Republicans are such scum.

>All our trains get new shit every 3 - 4 years and their one of the most profitable modes of transportation we have in the country. And in fact internationally
>our new tractors are best tractors and crop production is up 50% from last year
old habits die hard huh Ivan

Should have bought Chinese.

Since last year

The Indian ministry if transportation released a video of with a 1.5x speed to make it look faster on video.

It's amazing, it's almost like if you let the biggest business leaders in your country run the country then you'll have things like profitable trains!

I really do wish that the US would just get rid of our shit system and allow the Oligarchs to openly run the show. The dog and pony show we have over here trying to cover it up gets in the way of a lot of shit, including building efficient trains. The last time we had good trains in the US was during the era of "Robber Barons", aka era of intelligent businessmen making decisions about what's good for the country.

Pajeets can't do shit right.

That sounds about right for india/indians. Most of you retards lie about everything.

What, did they buy Italian trains like us?

I don't think so, faggot. California robbing its citizens isn't the fault of the whole country.

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Yeah then it would have just killed half the passengers like chink escalators do

Why the fuck don’t you kick commiefornia out?

not sure about you yanks or slavs but everything is fine and dandy over here on our high speed railway front. (also side note: user stop shitting on this guy for his railways because american generally doesn't get as much use out of them as they do with cars and planes, he's also right, apart from a few german orders most of your trains are communist era kek

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slight typo there, forgive me

These poos literally tried to blame this failure on a cow.

Its also not even a high speed train. Only by lowly poo standards. It goes only up to 130km/h. Thats about as fast as the average car drives on a German Autobahn.

The turd rail.

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The Italian-Danish IC4 train is an even worse embarrassment:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IC4#Controversy

The English wiki looks like it was written by shills. The IC4 train was a gigantic failure, almost a decade late and cost 3x times more (billions of dollars) than expected. And it's not even a real high-speed train:

ing.dk/fokus/ic4

if raj poos off the side of the train at speed will the poo kill some other raj?