Reminder to all American tourists: Stay out of Britain and Europe or we’ll fucking glass you

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Poor guy :(

DON'T BE AN ASS
BIN THAT GLASS

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Remember, it's "an eye for an eye" Euroderp.

who the fuck rams a glass into a random persons eye?
this is why i have my hand on my ka-bar, ready to go in any sketchy situation.

>Angl*s
Literal niggers of Yurop

I'll never go back to Europe, that I can promise you.

>Birmingham
That place is already an Islamic caliphate. No white people live there.

ThisI went to France for my friends wedding and it smelled like shit and was infested with third worlders.

Ever check out Gordon Ramsey's chin? Dude was definitely glassed. He's a prick, so I can see how he had it coming.

>wanting to visit a Muslim country
no thanks

>only cowards carry weapons awareness
yep

Why are the bongs always drunk, toothless and violent?

Based and anti-American pilled
Your country is the lynchpin of globalism and capitalism, and probably less than 50% white

>holidays
>nights out

>in birmingham

jesus christ

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We have common courtesy to shoot you here in the states.

>smelled like shit
Thats because europoors dont bathe. When I went to France all I smelled was piss, smegma, and unwashed pussy. They are fucking disgusting.

I went to europe, everyone was pretty cool. But I didn't say much I just purchased a lot of alcohol for people. The meme about going to europe to find yourself was pretty gay. It was pretty and all, but Australia was much nicer and the people were more fun and liked my hunting stories.

You say capitalism like it's a bad thing. Should've let Hitler rape your country you ugly toothed faggot. Go suck your Muslim mayor's kebab

Why are Americans always fat, dumb and ugly?

If he was allowed to open carry like in the states, this could have been prevented.

>tell my grandmother about the black Chef from my work, and how he's got a British accent
>gram tells me to ask him if he's from Birmingham
>I do
>He asks me how I knew, was it the accent?

I doubt you can bring guns into nightclubs?

We're dumb? You forgot the serial comma you queen worshiping cuck

drinking beer in pic related will be mandatory now, fucking pathetic

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>glass him

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It is a bad thing. Capitalism is spiritually empty, it only cares about making money, but not about the nation or it's people, social justice, or the environment. And yes, we would've been better if Hitler won or if you lost the cold war.

funny coming from a brit as it was a ahmed who did that, you faggots get held by spoonpoint DAILY.

the EU is currently banning all non-reusable plastic

This, capitalism and communism are 2 sides of the same shekel.

Capitalism has lifted millions out of poverty. Socialism has killed millions. Marx was an idiot kike. You dont know shit and your island is going to turn into a caliphate. Kill yourself for your shitty opinions and shitty future.

I have a question,
how in the fuck did this happen?
What did the American Tourist do?

100% brought up the American revolution thinking he'd be edgy!

Fake pics show his left eye in some pics his right in others faker than the Holocaust

why are alabamians so violent

OI GUVNA ME AND ME AND ME MATES JUST WANNA SMOKE A FAG INNIT, U GOT ONE M8? WHAT DID YOU CALL ME YOU CHEEKY WANKER IMMA GLASS YOU NOW I SWEAR ON ME MUM

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I have literally no interest in going to your mudslime infested country.

>if you lost the cold war
Come on dad, we both know between the two you wouldn't be here if the latter won. Communism isn't any less culturally, morally, or spiritually bankrupt.

You are not in a position to make this kind of arguments.

Americans completely incapable of handling the bantz as always

Hi turning point

Birmingham is in Alabama dumb ass

Jesus Christ that country is literally 1984 Oceania. Maybe if the guy in OP pic were more of a coward, he'd still have his eye. Assholes.

REEEEEE YOU ARE GETTING RAPED BY MUSLIMS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Lollll didn't one of your soldiers get beheaded on the street in broad daylight? But yeah Americans are loud so they must be the real problem

Here's what Julius Evola has to say about America:

“America ... has created a 'civilization' that represents an exact contradiction of the ancient European tradition. It has introduced the religion of praxis and productivity; it has put the quest for profit, great industrial production, and mechanical, visible, and quantitative achievements over any other interest. It has generated a soulless greatness of a purely technological and collective nature, lacking any background of transcendence, inner light, and true spirituality. America has [built a society where] man becomes a mere instrument of production and material productivity within a conformist social conglomerate”

why does he wear golfing gloves?

Perfection.

Reminder to Europoors: we have enough niggers here no need to go to your nigger shitholes but our economy isn't dependent on US tourists

To not hurt his hands while he's glassing mouthy colonials

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Capitalism has made your country less than 56% white and turned the west into a howling desert of traffic fumes, plastic and concrete, where nowhere is home and the only language is money. A nation of drug addled perverts and couch potatoes addicted to vice. But so long as you have your trinkets, bells and whistles, all is well. Go eat another burger, your blood sugar's running low Amerimutt.

Yeah, millions of niggers who promptly repay us by flooding our countries and turning them into shitholes. Yay capitalism!!!!!!!

HE DINDU NUFFIN

>stay out of the US or we'll gas you
ham planet fart factories

oh my what an angry widdle boomer murrymutt!
*holds murrimutt face to ass*
*BRAP*
suck that fart out of my ass, murrymutt!

How do Britbongs even make a sandwich since knifes are illegal?

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Only if you showed hostility like this to shitskins(i know we are included) and niggers instead of a harmless tourist. Spineless brits only attack docile tourists.

>Glasses an American instead of the Muslims raping and grooming their women

Yep, that's why your country is a joke.

The majority of children in America are now non-white but at least poor people can afford the latest iPhone on a 48 month finance plan. Capitalism wins again!

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>nigs in Britain care about Muslims grooming and raping white women
[X] Doubt

I guarantee it was a nigger

It was just bants though desu

And don't forget that Verizon FIOS which has very fast internet compared to the 80s and 90s.

that would be racist though

NOBODY MOVE

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with there "pointy jointy sticky bits"
I.e. fingers to the rest of us

Guess you're talking about yourself. Again, kill yourself. Also get off any technology the US has created.

I hope Macron puts you in a camp and all the other yellow vests

Based. Now I want those gloves

baste

I know

Birmingham is one of the biggest shit heaps here

youtube.com/watch?v=wRSKf9OfVu4

Breaking News: Attacker Found to Not Have Glass License, May Serve Life.

make american tourists safe again.
these are good white american people who choose to spend their hard earned money in our countries... we should be treating them like kings.

whenever tourists are attacked, especially here in australia, it gets swept under the rug.
our country doesn't want to lose the tourismbux, but they also dont want to fix the problems that cause crime.

choose one or the other, you can't have your cake and eat it too.

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Oh my, what an angry Boomer murrymutt!

Hey at least he doesn't have to live there the rest of his life, that would be a fate worse than death.

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I still have no idea why people willingly visit majority muslim countries

I feel bad for the guy, even I hate going to Birmingham I try to avoid it at all costs

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They aren't. Let me fill you in on a little secret.

The only abnormal thing you need a licence for here is a TV. Knives are a completely fine unless you walk around with one on the street, which is fine if you have a good reason to (ie a chef) or the blade is less than 3 inches long. So, you can carry a swiss army knife with you every day like I do and go around glassing Cory, Trent, Logan, Chase, Coby and all the other American frat boys who dare set foot on England's pastures green.

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Get out of the UK you paki cunt

part and parcel

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What's wrong with Birmingham?

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That still bothers you guys huh?

I visited Istanbul 20 years ago. I liked it.

It's a shit hole

And Europeans buy it

boomers (the group that actually has the money to travel abroad) see this kind of shit pop up on FB and will swear off the places for good

even the major cities in the US have the good sense to keep undesirables away from areas frequented by tourist areas

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Sounds like our Birmingham