AUS/POL/ - SUNDAY DRIVE EDITION

Good afternoon, cunnies and cuntettes.

>Witnesses report two vehicles 'dragging each other' moments before crash kills teenager killed
unv.is/9news.com.au/2019/02/17/15/26/news-melbourne-teenager-dies-in-threecar-smash

>Police charge mother with attempted murder of teenage daughter over stabbing attack
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2019-02-17/police-charge-mother-over-teenage-daughter-stabbing/10819764

>Intruder dies after home altercation with resident in Sydney's Harrington Park
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2019-02-17/home-invasion-harrington-park/10819904

>Government attempting to deport Indigenous man to New Zealand
unv.is/theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/feb/17/government-attempting-to-deport-indigenous-man-to-new-zealand

>ISIS scheduled to become WASWAS in the coming days
unv.is/news.com.au/world/middle-east/victory-over-isis-will-announced-in-a-few-days-according-to-commander/news-story/5a21d0ebdd3fb1d4ae9be3b78208ed48

I don't pay you all to shitpost for nothing, get to it.

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humanservices.gov.au/individuals/services/centrelink/newstart-allowance/how-much-you-can-get
humanservices.gov.au/individuals/services/centrelink/disability-support-pension/payments/payment-rates
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Posting the Notice early.

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Reminder that Australians get taxed to death to support the boomers and our government is horrifically incompetent

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Fuck.

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What are you drinking lads?

James Boags for me.

>entitled baby says boomers are bad
fuck you I got mine

Normally I’m all for deportation but I don’t think kicking a burglar out of Australia is going to do his children a favour. He’s an aboriginal and should be entitled to stay in Australia.

>Inb4 I’m called a lefty, I dislike aboriginals but deporting them is not a sound idea.

Story?

Our politicians are boomers, so it's no surprise, also interesting to see that NEETs really aren't much a problem, they cop too much shit.

>traffic ticket from Federals
Parked your van too close to Parliament House during the dry-run?

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>Disability support services 48 billion
Fucking tards, DSP fags are absolute nigger tier

Aldi had Kirin at $2/stubby

G'day lads, couple of Jacks this arvo, she's nice an warm amirite

Even Centrelink cunts prefer DSP to Dole because they don't have to do the jobhunting paperwork.
>also helps hide the number of reffos not working because they can say only X% are unemployed

I wasn't refering to DSPfags but honestly I've got no problem with DSPfags either, obviously they are fucked and cannot work.

>Our politicians are boomers
Most of them are Xers, now, and they're not the ones getting aged pensions.

The problem is that boomers are transparently self-centred and vote ONLY for things that benefit them, inventing justifications after the fact. Everyone else is less selfish and vote for a mix of things that benefit them and what they think will benefit society. So governments have to pander to the boomers or lose that entire bloc of votes, whereas they don't have to pander to anyone else in the same way. Because of that we've ended up with this horribly skewed system where one age demographic steals the floorboards out from under everyone else, and politicians can't change it without being turfed out.

Look at all the furore over the completely non-controversial franking credit change, and consider that governments have to deal with that shit times a thousand to ever fully address boomer leeching.

>thinking that not deporting the dad wil do anything for the kids...

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>Most of them are Xers, now, and they're not the ones getting aged pensions.
>The problem is that boomers are transparently self-centred and vote ONLY for things that benefit them

I'm aware of this, Gen-X is basically boomer lite, thank fuck they are only a small generation and will be BTFO by Millennials once a good portion of boomers die off.

Yeah, standard neets aren't too bad but there are plenty of cunts that make it their purpose in life to get on DSP (see GAS THE BOOMERS sperg). 48 billio is still a heap of money for such a small portion of the population

Fuck off, theyre just to goddamn lazy to fucking work

Kirins are pretty good, nice and crisp larger, but a tad bit lacking on the flavour.

There probably are some people on DSP who shouldn't be on it.

No, some people genuinely cannot work due to all kinds of shit, and I don't mind a portion of my tax helping them out.

It's actually really depressing when you look at the cost of huge, once-every-few-decades infrastructure projects and realise that the total cost to completely revamp vital aspects of a city is a tiny fraction of what gets wasted on welfare each year.

Then consider that every year, even with our stupidly high and unsustainable level of skilled immigration, the ratio of workers to dependants shrinks. We're going to end up like Greece unless this changes.

>some people genuinely cannot work
Yeah but I'd be willing to bet near on half of those faggots are just alco's, crackheads or just too lazy. Fuck that. I have no problem supporting the genuinely disabled cunts, but I reckon there needs to be a crack down on the ones gaining the system.

Yeah people on drugs probably shouldn't be on DSP, there should be some other system that rehabilitates them.

There's still a lot of Boomers and Xers to go yet.
>and they'll keep voting for gibs until they croke.
(or longer if theey'ee Labor postal voters )

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We need to adopt the same policy as Japan, bring them in, let them work and pay taxes here for 3-5 years, then theyve gotta go back.

That way they pay into the tax pool but aren't here to collect it when they get old.

i know a person who works on DSP stuff and none of their clients are like that, they're all got real disabilities where their brains are potatoes.
They are surprisingly thorough when it comes to who can qualify for it.

Wouldn't be a bad idea.

Saw a post by some posh cunt on Brit/pol/ freaking out about being asked the time or for a smoke

Are posh cunts over here that weak as well or is it just a Brit thing?

Brits are all soft poofs

lurking in aus threads always feels so comfy

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I just say 'nah mate i dont smoke' while smoking.

Yeah, not buying that anecdote for one second.

Even IF that were true, why are there so many retards in this country then?

Youre a posh cunt?

Nah im a warehouse worker, not salvos.
Buy your own smokes you coconut

I don't believe it. I know of two people in my extended family on the DSP, both for depression. They've held down jobs and been to uni in the past, so they've pulled some bullshit with the centrelink people.

t. non-smoker

enjoy your lung cancer, faggot

Thoughts on Anning Lads?

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It's to stop the official unemployment rate from going too high m8

Like how Jew organisations with the goal of taking away your rights get charity status in Australia?
>acnc.gov.au/charity/41c04dea98d560275547dbbec9beb997

>businessinsider.com.au/amazon-hulu-feature-conspiracy-theory-films-like-loose-change-2019-2

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Depression can be pretty serious, it's not just "I feel sad", it's also physical and can be quite debilitating, it causes people to kill themselves as one of the symptoms.

You get more money on DSP like $100 more per week I believe

Yeah, but we do the opposite.
>Chinks come over on student visas to 'study' while working in noodle shops and rub&tugs
>Fine if they were actually studying but no they're too busy working to do real study, and the Unis can't afford for them to fail so they get a push-pass
>so our Unis turn into shit ripoff degree factories so their degrees are shit even for locals
>Then instead of going back we give them work-to-citizenship visas instead of fucking them off.
>so there are even more noodle shop workers and other shit jobs taken by chinks with shit degrees, plus locals with shit degrees, plus the next semester of new chinks...

Did a Masters years after doing Uni as a Bachelor, now it was so easy it was barely work and not worth the money - luckily work paid for it not Hecs.

>it causes people to kill themselves
I can only hope.

Taking a gal out to dinner tomorrow lads, nothing super fancy, you reckon a bomber jacket, plain white tee untucked, denim and some sneakers is good? I've never dressed up even remotely before because I'm a NEET loser.

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Look at that bloke
On the wall

...Or sheila.

Had one chill in my house for a few days till I convinced it to leave.

Uni is a fucking scam.
Royal Commision when.

That's not nice.

Swap the bomber for a harrington.

Absolutely yes on the bomber, What colour is it?
Alpha or?

i'm on it due to severe mental health issues and ptsd after watching people die. you think most people on dsp want to be on this shitty fucking benefit? i had an awesome job and career until i ended up in hospital repeatedly. I want my old life back, but it's not going to happen any time soon. you are both incredibly and unbelievably fucking retarded, and should seriously consider killing yourselves as soon as fucking possible. I am sure as hell if you said this shit to me irl, i would FUCKING STAB YOU TO DEATH AND HAVE ZERO REMORSE. gutless fucking faggots.

What's the point in keeping unemployment levels low if dsp levels are high? Makes us look like a country of fucking retards and is a huge financial burden. They'd be better off let on unemployment, they get paid less and at least gives the illusion they're looking for work.

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Fuck, m8, even the AFL is a 'charity'.

Same as how nowadays any cunt dies the first thing their rellos do is set up a "Poordeadkid Foundation" to make taxfree donations and turn them into ripoff management fees.
>e.g. this cunt made millions out of his kids getting shot while he was off playing golf because he dgaf

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>i had an awesome job and career until i ended up in hospital repeatedly.


That sucks m80, I know a few others like you who ended up on DSP because of mental health issues, even if it is bit extra than regular newstart, it's not an easy way to live.

I don't even own one, going shopping tomorrow. Probably ask the poof behind the counter for advice on what matches and whatever.

Who is the little blonde dude?

Perhaps youre the one who should consider seppuku, you know, with your shit life an all

If you are born into a world, in which the only option you have is to sell your own labour and you are excluded from doing that due to what ever health reason, it is basically a death sentence.

I'm going to be honest. The serious lack of anime in here is refreshing. Bravo.

I'm not talking about actual retards, only slackers. I have no doubt that the percentage of cunts collecting dsp that shouldn't be on it is astronomically high.
We literally give crackheads and alcos dsp, fuck that.. If you can't straighten your lifeout and get off the drugs then why the fuck are we paying these faggots wages for them, just so they can get more fucking drugs?

Drives me fucking insane.

>DSP fags are absolute nigger tier
How many niggers you know that can bullshit 2 centrelink specialists? Can fake the MRIs, X-rays, pathologists, psychiatrists. Guys that specialise in whatever your ailment might be.

I'd have to be some sort of Lex Luthor level evil genius to bullshit Doctors with 20+ years of specialist practice.
You seem to think people just walk in there and get free money. I'm not a fucking refugee, don't have 10 kids, I'm not fresh out gaol, not a single mother.
If you think white men can just go on DSP because they feel like it, you're legit retarded.

fucking NOW

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Unemployment rates that high would look like an economic crisis

Bad for the animal spirits

Now here's something shocking for youse, there's a hell of a lot of people on newstart who share your struggles and pain

>severe mental health issues
>FUCKING STAB YOU TO DEATH...
>all from a general comment on /pol.
Okay, so you're evidently a violent nutcase.
IDGAF about you seeing dead people, thousands of people have, not everybody ends up a headcase from it, let alone Mr Stabby Retard.
This is what we used to have Asylums and rubber-rooms for, not DSP and leaving you out loose , headcase.
KYS before you kill anybody else.

Definitely buy an alpha, it'll cost you but they're the best you can get.

where are you taking the lady?

$40,000 to have an aging marxist tell you you're smart?
Sign me up.

>We literally give crackheads and alcos dsp, fuck that.. If you can't straighten your lifeout and get off the drugs then why the fuck are we paying these faggots wages for them
To keep them off the street and out of the workforce so they don't cause no trouble m8

problem is that for every genuine cunt on the DSP, we have to fund 10 spongers ripping off us tax payers.

It's pretty much double.

Newstart - Single no kids $550
humanservices.gov.au/individuals/services/centrelink/newstart-allowance/how-much-you-can-get

DSP - Single no kids $916.30
humanservices.gov.au/individuals/services/centrelink/disability-support-pension/payments/payment-rates

Pic related.

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I'll see what I can find, the dates tomorrow so I'm limited to what I can find in store.
A new Italian place that opened up a few months back, told her I wanted to try their woodfired pizzas. She seems like a good sort, thin-average body, blonde, blue eyes, maybe a 3/10 face. My type. Homely. Studying Law too.

You're smart
Just saved you 40 grand

Wtf i hate drumphff now

>Intruder dies after home altercation with resident in Sydney's Harrington Park
Hahaha fucking GOOD!

If you're in melbs the only place you can get an alpha is at the Bravo one story on bourke.
Outside of melbourne i have no idea you might have to go for a cheap n nasty one. definetly recommend getting an alpha if you plan to add it to your regular wardrobe, they still make them the same way they did for the military so they last forever.

wtf are you using windows 95 or something?

Nah, more like $40k to realise it's a complete waste of time.
>used to make fun of arts degrees as 'do you want fries with that?'
>now so-called STEM degrees get handed out to cunts who just submit 30k words of random shit
>Literally pasted references to online documents I just googled the topic and didn't even bother to read in some elective subjects
No wonder hirers want to see experience not papers

7
Learn to set up windows for speed newb.

Yeah I've got all the bullshit features turned off and set for performance, windows 10 though. That screen just looks so ancient to me, though

Enjoy the spyware that is 10.
I'll pass.

Gotta keep the unemployment rate at around 5% by fair means or foul or the animal spirits of the economy will be angry with us m8

Talking of which even the business councils are saying newstart is too low

kek, even is shit town nigger tier. Or neet tier.

Let’s burn this board down

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Can you try again but in English this time?
Cheers.

M8, she's only a 3/10 Law student at a pizza joint.
This isn't /fa/ggot-town
Unless she can suck a golfball thru a gardenhose and has tickets on herself, a decent clean Hoodie from Vinnies will do.

millenials are an extremely feminine generation, it's all about feels and emotions
a lot of them are delivering food to fat fucks on their bikes because muh apple culture
imagine if it was microsoft instead of uber they'd be fuming
slightly less boomernomics that's all

SEVEN

Yeah ikr
>blocks your path

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Despite all of that, I think millennials know what it's like to live under austerity conditions, boomers don't, which is what makes them extremely selfish.

>fuck off we're fu--

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Got plans to transition to Linux or something when m$ drops support?

..nctioning as a counterweight to all the dogshit on the other side of the Disk.

Everything 50 or so km from the coat is basically unlivable. it's just dust, so we've got an extremely limited amount of lebensraum on our massive continent.

>literally create the country you live in
>everything you enjoy is the result of their hard work
>waa waa fuck boomers

You're such a fucking cocksucker mate.

I hope when you're boomer age some young punk beats the shit out of your for karma. You elder disrespecting piece of shit.

they have battered wife syndrome they are little bitches
boomers are just your typical thug like biff from back to the future
you have to fight fire with fire with thugs, just shoot the cunt in the face and fuck his shit up
millenials are too pussy to do that

Oops wrong postlink, meant Jacket fashionista

The trick is setting up group policy to stop the datamining and, if possible, getting the version without Cortana.

>boomers are just your typical thug like biff from back to the future

A very good comparison.

Worry about that when it happens.
>praying for a comet.

Nah m8 that was your parents generation
Remember when uni was free?

You have to realize that's where all the emus are located. Remember the dominant species? Where do you think they all live? The aussies live on the shore line to stay away from them. I couldn't imagine what the emus would do if they we provoked.