NPC DETECTION

Oh my god. you're 100% on the money

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Capitalism or communism aside what do you think about monetary policy?
99.99% chance you get blank looks or total incomprehension of the question. Classic NPC out of context question response.

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if they're not educated on the importance of central banking's role in society

>I've noticed around 65% of people are oblivious to strong floor-cleaning chemicals. They just sit there with their eyes watering and don't move, carrying on as if everything is normal.
LOL

This aswell

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Ask them about their favorite book/movie and make them explain why they like it in detail.

This, I have never met a tattooed person who is not an npc.

Ask if they watch tv. It is really that easy. If you have a properly developed brain you shouldn't be able to listen to a tv for more than a minute without wanting to smash it with a hammer.

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if they are not autistic

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>what do you think about monetary policy
What the fuck kind of retarded question is this? It's like asking
>what do you think about geography

say "bless you" to them when they sneeze

Anything to do with politics, history and banking systems. I have met non npcs who can barely talk about these subjects in depth so it is a great filter.

Dude I first saw an ass wtf

The dude has the exact same amount of hair covering his entire body like some kind of balding werewolf

this. tv makes me want to rip my hair out. if you can tolerate tv, you are braindead

I have. Vietnam vets. Or other soldiers who have been deployed in major wars and did saw some crazy shit. But even most military these days is kind of degrading themselves to npc status anymore by branding themselves like cattle. A lot of other people on my base have just got out of basic and are getting multiple meaningless tatts. You haven’t even deployed fuck what makes you think you have earned the right to a tattoo. You won’t be able to point at it and say, “I got this tatt after I shot my 50th insurgent.” Instead you will say, “I got this in tech school”

This

Any movie or series is likely to be brain dead and predictable.

Everyone who still has hope is a npc. When you wake up to reality you realize everything is fucked and there is absolutely nothing you can do to change it.

Commercials on sports channels are literally poison for my soul--fucking gym locker-room always has the sports channel on it drives me bananas.

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Kill yourself then coward

squares who havent been in a shop within the last 5 years can get btfo by some of the shit you would hear in a tattoo shop. yep some are bullshit, but some tattooers are well educated from a resistance to societal norms. conformist shill.

Ask why Trump is a bad guy.
>he disrespects women
is the NPC answer
>ORANGE MAN NOT BAD
is the other NPC answer, everything else is an actual person.

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Ask them what they would do if they found a turtle on it's back, unable to flip onto it's feet

>What are good NPC test questions to test if someone is an NPC?

In the long-run, was it a good thing or a bad thing that the (((Allies))) won the second world war?

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i agree with this. if they dont know about fractional reserve lending .

All of the vets I have met are npcs but they are millenials that unironically use terms like toxic masculinity and triggered.

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Eat a burger, fat mutt. Worlds leader in obesity and niggers

tattoos
TV watchers, particularly cable news networks
Trump Derangement Syndrome
Starbucks
Ugg boots
yoga pants and tights
hoodies with ballcaps

or just ask them to explain their core values and beliefs in detail - you get exasperated looks then they will walk away

Wrong, Ching chang Wong.

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More like the majority can't stand the smell and will be spooked the entire day because something in the environment isn't the same. NPCs never like to do dirty tasks or clean something *really* nasty and can't stand repetitive noises

Just try to trigger it' s 2 dialogue lines. Normally the NPC will act if it see' s a player character.

>are you an NPC?
There, that’s the best.

Ask them if Ilhan Omar should be removed from congress after her statements about AIPAC and Jewish money. If they do, then they are an NPC.
As a related question, when on Jow Forums ask people if they support Ilhan Omar in her attack of AIPAC. If they don't support her in attacking the Jews, then they are an NPC.

Get raked faggot

Anyone who doesn't realize humanity is shit and that there were no good historical periods is an NPC.

Swallowing the black pill is a good started for unNPCing yourself.

off the top of my head, yes to any of these:

Did Trump start separating kids from their parents at the southern border?

Is the value of a good determined by the amount of labor it required?

Does the media have a center-right bias?

Did Trump collude with Russia?

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Measure his capacity to change beliefs and behaviours when presented with more legitimate information about what he is doing or thinking.

>Do you think karma exists?
This shows whether or not people have agency and can take command of their own life, and whether or not they feel responsible for the past or have "paid for it" by being miserable later in an unrelated way.
>What are your plans for the future? / What do you think about the future?
Anything shallow or not thought-out shows a person who isn't committed to his life or the goings on of the world around them, likely on auto-pilot and making ends meet, or is detached enough from life to not consider the future in a meaningful way.

If they answer "I don't know" or "I don't care" to either, it's usually a sign of an NPC- but could also be a sign of someone who thinks you're an NPC and doesn't want to reveal their power level. Typically NPCs focus on the day-to-day and leave out big questions because big questions are for their masters to contemplate.

LOL

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How to define racism

Did you vote for Trump?

No: independent thinker
Yes: mindless Fox News watching, Amazon bootlicking NPC

Why do american posters always make every thing on Jow Forums become related to either trump or black dicks?

I swear to god it's a psy-op.

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Calm down, you inked up ape.

Do they:
Smoke weed
Smoke cigarettes
Drink coffee
Drink energy drinks
Watch Netflix/movies/tv series
Watch porn
Play video games
Are childless over 35 as a man or over 22 as a woman

These are the signs of the npc

>inked up ape.
heh.

If someone just laughs when you ask them a direct question they are probably mentally retarded

because the meme was initially created to describe people who consume US media narratives

what does moral mean to you?

doomer genocide when

>Voting at All.
Sure sign of an npc.
>Just vote for the lesser evil kike cocksucker goy!

You’re all over the place, trying to be right. Probably underage

>Actually taking action

How many hours did you spend playing your steam collection today, low iq?

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Ask who their favorite president is, and if they immediately start talking about their least favorite president upon answering, then you got yourself an npc

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Do you watch football and or american or britt movies or series

>npcs can't stand repetitive noises

REEEEE SO WHY DO THEY BUY FUCKING WALL CLOCKS

Orange Man, good or bad?

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I do the first three and I am the complete opposite of an npc. I have to break out my retard speak when conversating with 99.99% of people because they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

>Muh humanity is shit
True NPCs think this

>They just sit there with their eyes watering and don't move, carrying on as if everything is normal.
>Those who are aware get up and move, open a window, do something about it.
youtube.com/watch?v=QHaLvrgbcvI

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Or they ask a question that is so fucking stupid that the only correct answer is to laugh in their face.

How can florida man be so based?

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I drink coffee. I also drink an energy drink on days off. I have kids and I’m under 35. What’s so bad about coffee? Coffee is good for ya lots of antioxidants. I don’t drink coffee on days where I’m really physically active because then caffeine’s bad for ya. And I only drink the less strong energy drinks on the rare occasion that I do and they are actually weaker than a cup of coffee. Also I’m right wing and nationalistic! You can’t be right wing and nationolist AND an NPC. fuck liberals.

Why u posting newborn jews?

>Vote for jew dick taker #1 or you can vote for jew dick taker #2.
Some real action there buddy pal guy.

if you have to ask you're an npc nice try

i pretty much only watch bob ross now. most other things made after 1995 make me want to die

>sink 1000s of hours in porn and vidya per year

This is why you feel helpless and like a loser

Reacting to a question with emotion instead of a valid argument

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>implying israel-first cuckservatives aren't NPC good goys

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This, it is autismos that cannot stand repetitive noises.

Find an arrow on this image and if you dont then you are an NPC with untrained eyes.

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Yea I think this guy is a bit off on his logic. And as for vidya... it depends on how much vidya and how often you play vidya and how much you spend on them that determines if your npc. MMO games without pause button are played by NPCs and so is COD or halo. But a little bit of well thought out games that take brains to play are ok and so long as the game has a pause button. Weed... I think weed could be just about as neutral as a cheeseburger if it never got so caught up in politics.

>I dont think uncontrolled and indocumented immigration should be allowed, especially not from countries with radically different ideologies
>SO YOU HATE ALL IMMIGRANTS AND CHILDREN AND SUPPORT HITLER?
Works perfectly every time.

>Signs of lacking conscious awareness
>drink coffee

Do Leafs have a fucking discord where they come up with abhorrent and retarded shit to post

Coffee is a stimulant and is addictive. You’re basically a drug addict, as are the billions that need it every morning to function

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no u

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beautiful

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Good signs, also:

Listen to music constantly
Owns a smartphone

>Ask if they watch TV.

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Time is the most precious thing in this world and you choose to spend it on an artificially constructed world programmed by incels to stimulate your brains reward system, there can be no behaviour more NPC than that

Ask if they watch late night or any sitcom in the last 10 years

I post attentiongrabbing pics with my posts in such threads.

seinfeld

Look straight into their eyes.

How long has that image been a thing?

Humanity IS shit. You have to be seriously deluded to think otherwise.

Yeah PBS used to make some okay shows. The Red Green show was also pretty good but they went full turbo-poz in the Obama era.

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