PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NOBEL PEACE PRIZE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

>ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR TRUMP 2/9/19
youtu.be/EWjC_mrucY4 (EngSub)

NEW APPEARANCES
>Everybody Hurts 2/15/19
youtu.be/o6zBw2DUlFc
>ALL HAIL GOD EMPEROR TRUMP... AGAIN 2/17/19
youtu.be/v6yujgUKXLg?t=14103 (@03:55:03) GOD EMPEROR
youtu.be/v6yujgUKXLg?t=10225 (@02:50:25) MOON BABY
>Stephen Killer Miller on FoxNewsSun 2/17/19
youtu.be/1yk9Wp7wJWI
>VP Pence meets w/Ukraine Pres Poroshenkoat 2/16/19
c-span.org/video/?458010-104/
>VP Pence meets w/Afghanistan Pres Ghani 2/16/19
c-span.org/video/?458010-103/
>VP Pence comments to reporters 2/16/19
c-span.org/video/?458010-102/
>VP Pence meets w/NATO SecGen Stoltenberg 2/16/19
c-span.org/video/?458010-101/
>VP Pence @Munich Sec Conf 2/16/19
c-span.org/video/?457976-1/
c-span.org/video/?458010-1/
>Lara Trump on F&F 2/16/19
youtu.be/ksma4WFqxyU
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in FL 2/15/19
youtu.be/XFt7m_wsWxo
>Pres Trump Declares Natl Emergency for Southern Border 2/15/19
youtu.be/iEtXjuSJcLg
>VP Pence/2nd Lady Tour Auschwitz 2/15/19
c-span.org/video/?457956-1/
c-span.org/video/?457956-101/
>SoS Pompeo Press Conf w/Icelandic FM Thor 2/15/19
c-span.org/video/?457957-1/
>ActDefSec Shanahan @Munich Sec Conf 2/15/19
dvidshub.net/video/660157/

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MAGA

FUCK TRUMP

dropkicked

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AWOO~!

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She thinks we should use executive orders to repeal the 2nd Amendment.

Behold; the forbidden tomboy awoo

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Thread theme

youtu.be/kkbCU_qf8EE

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>Aw......

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...

>Hey girl, how you doin

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Jussie's lawyer quit

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>has anything actually happened yet?
nope, next happening is scheduled for 2/25
expect slow news days or no-news days until then.
Also since there will be no news, expect lots of off-topic posting in /ptg/.

If anyone wants to rage and REEEE about off-topic posting between now and the 25th, please, for your own sake, do other things besides post here.

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Remember babushka's teachings and carry her with you always

ah i never got to see my mom our dad our grandpa.

How do I create a fake twitter-account? I want to shitpost without fearing that my friends and family find out...or my workplace.

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Think thoughts and they will reach her

i tried bong

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OHHHH NO NO NO NO

I suspect a certain nocturnally incandescent memeflaggot rages so hard against off-topic because percentage of on-topic (by his managers' definition of "on-topic") posts is a KPI that determines his pay.

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You can’t use Executive Orders to repel a constitutional amendment... There are lots of things you can’t use Executive Orders for. You can however Order the Military to build a physical barrier to protect your border. It’s one of the few powers that are expressly granted to the President Via the Constitution.

trump is a kike puppet

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Was sad to hear she turned down the UN Ambassador gig.

My grandma was a bitch who didn't like me (she didn't like anyone, really) who passed away in November. It was pretty cash.

I don't know how close you were to her or what she was like. Care to elaborate?

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Made this at like 3am like an hour after that guy requested it

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LION TED!

"President Trump Deserves Nobel Peace Prize for His Role in Talks with North Korea" ~ South Korean President Moon Jae-in

>My grandma passed away 2 hours ago and I never got to see her
Nigger, grandmother food is best food

Nigger nuking. Do it.

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that was quick
if you're not lying my condolences

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jizzy omelette btfo

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I lost my trashcans on the freeway. I feel like such a nigger.

nice

we all are

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>she turned down the UN Ambassador gig.
that sucks

>My grandma was a bitch who didn't like me
bcs she knew you were a stuck up bitch

>Begging for a prize edition
youtu.be/YoQrtkwxadc

no joking allowed on Jow Forums now

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He's over.
Feels good.

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Burner only works on a few countries

Get a burner phone. You can’t use fake numbers generators to create a twitter account anymore. You need a working cellphone number that can receive a code texted to you. Burner phone will cost you $40

Uh oh!

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Hey it's the truth

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lmao what?
yeah
yall hit 3
1) anti-americans who don't undersand law outside of calling people heathens
2) you all worry about my flag and religion more than treating me as a fellow american/white person.
3) you dont even debate serious in good faith

dont worry. my meme bake i've been planning for years addresses all three of these and it's 1/3 complete.

I'm fasting and watching cooking videos. You know not my suffering.

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Trumpf

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You look like a nigger too

>tfw this place has become anonbook

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Unfortunately the ancestral and filial worship forbids me to disrespect my elders, but iktf about grandmothers

they died, but i didn't get any last moment with them. i told my mom everyone loved her. then she was gone.

How can I get hired to spam pro-Trump content on Jow Forums? Is Kushner hiring?

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Or anyone who doesn't want to talk about Trump and his policies can go somewhere else to have discussions. This general would be better with no discussion rather than constant off-topic nonsense.

Topics related to Trump and the USA are numerous.

Off-topic posting is stupid and counterproductive to making America great again.

Some countries don't sell burner phones

How would modern monarchy work without feudalism and royal ruling families? Feudal lords limit the King's power if he becomes a retard and can even get rid of him. Same with Dukes, the Counts can get rid of him if he becomes retarded.

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I am not, my grandmother was a nasty woman. She didn't like animals. Any animals. She didn't like her family members either. The only thing she liked was gambling and bingo. The only stories my dad has of her are stories in which she either beat him or this one time she wanted to fight this other woman, but that womans husband was there so she handed my then-8-year-old father a brick and told him to hit the husband with the brick so she could fight the woman.

She was a shit person.

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Nancy threatened to do it a few days ago.

Probably easier to get in contact with pro-Eurasian retards that love Iran, Russia and Chinks, just like the UN and Democrats

Is Steven Miller the most important person in the admin?

video.foxnews.com/v/6003160755001/#sp=show-clips

Thanks, I wonder if I can get a burner phone in sweden?

I can already taste the salt from the left
>King Nigger got a NPP early and did nothing to earn it
>Trump gets a NPP late, well deserved

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>Hey kid, wanna MAGA?
wat do /ptg/?

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>This general would be better with no discussion rather than constant off-topic nonsense.
shit in one hand and wish in the other, though

Uff da. Too bad the cops won't arrest him for falsely reporting crimes

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You should be able to find one without much trouble. You can buy one legally in 90% of countries without an ID using only cash. China you might have to show ID or buy on the Black Market, but Twitter is illegal in China anyway.

>but that womans husband was there so she handed my then-8-year-old father a brick and told him to hit the husband with the brick so she could fight the woman

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oh come on
anti-tranny brigade rolls trannies every day and you all lap it up

Feudalism stopped being a thing when technology made other forms of government became more effective and efficient for managing a country.

That's a perfectly normal high functioning American family.
You aren't special.

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fuck off

The Japanese PM has no say in nobel peace prize, and the nominates are supposed to be kept secret.

Jow Forums has been pozzed for a very long time. It's just a clomp-in-the-dark playground now.

Ted's redemption arc has been amazing. I hope he will be at full strength in 2020.

I suspect they will, especially if he was also the source of the threatening mail. That brings the Fed's in.

>She was a shit person.
and so are you, I get why she hated you

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sauce

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>Democrats tried to push poison pills
>Miller made sure they couldn't do those loop holes as he closed those ages ago
Yes, besides Trump, he truly is getting shit done. Its funny how Ann Cunter kept shilling for Bannons and Sessions yet Miller was the only one who achieved what his job entailed.

Do you have any sauce? I assume she means when the DNC “retakes” the Executive branch? Bitch is crazy.

nope
i love trump
ive been on pol since day 1
i'm not leaving. i'm going to talk major shit every time yall are mean to trannies

/ptg/ logic in a nut shell:

>Trump is God emperor, the best man alive, a model for every person in the world
>An Adulterer (thrice) that fucked a nasty ass porn star while his wife was at home taking care of his son, a literal degenerate

Whew...what a great human being.

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no way they give it too him though, NP are complete politics and they hate trump

>CNN Scrambles

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FFF

give me Heather OC to make, I'm bored but I don't want to play video games or go to sleep

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>i just read teds response in his voice complete with nasally tone and pacing word structure
WTF TED!? GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!

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What do we call the post-feudal society and what kind of technology? You mean like a modern national military with no need for vassal levies?

Kushner doesn't do the hiring user. Brad does. Hit him up on Twitter. Ask him about the clown posters

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They know tearing down existing barriers is an unsupportable position.

I stay on-topic nearly 100% of the time and I am here constantly.

Here are some other places you can go to talk-

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funny how the one “attack” in Chicago that makes national headlines is a staged one

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We don't need one since we don't need to be in the UN.

You're a good egg, Chinky.
And I now what you are talking about, but I am so bitter about not being able to have any good grandma stories. Everyone else in the world gets to have "my grandma and I baked cookies together" stories or "my grandma and I used to knit together, she taught me how to do (x) or we would always talk about (y)". And my grandma on my mom's side was a very nice lady, but she died when I was very young. My dad's mom though was just a solid cunt. It sucks that I was robbed of a good grandma. She could have been a good grandma, but she wasn't. She chose not to be. So fuck her.

#Metoo

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