>be me out in a northern uni town last night >meet girl from Minnesota who is studying here >We end up going back to my house to have a shag >She sees my penis and recoils. She has never seen an intact penis before. >Show her how to wank it off without having to use Jewbrication, tell her how to suck it without having to break her neck because I have actual sensation >Fuck her and she says it feels the best she's ever had. She's been texting me asking when we can fuck again. I probably won't because any girl who fucks on the first date isn't worth my time
So there you have it Jow Forums straight from the horse's mouth.
I was wondering when you were going to let us know. I’ve been reading through your texts and man, that girl is a stage 5 clinger right? Some people man... just insane, you know?
how attractive was she.. on a scale of 1/10? MN here.... :(
James Johnson
K.. KEEP ME POSTED
Gavin Nelson
I remember some chick wrote some post somewhere. Had been with circumcised men exclusively until she fucked an uncut euro. "It was like fucking a slinky" she said. Became anti circumcision activist.
Nathan Carter
>>Show her how to wank it off without having to use Jewbrication,
don't give away the fact that you made this all up that easy. did you even try?
Cameron Howard
She was a 6/10 so a northern Britain 9/10
Eli Gomez
>someone on Jow Forums having sex Really believable.
Gabriel White
I hope you get penile cancer, normalfaggot.
Thomas Lopez
It amazes me that Americans have been so influenced by (((them))) they will mutilate their sons to conform without a second thought, but complain about (((them))) here.
>going back to my house to have a shag what are you fucking austin powers m8
Luke Johnson
Incredible thread. Bump
Nicholas Wilson
Just British mate. Your native woman thought I was GROOVY BABY
Cameron Russell
instead of talking and me having to hear their nails on the chalkboard accents, american girls should all just use their mouths to suck my cock instead everything is much better this way
I'm a Minnesotan and I didnt even know I was circumcised until I was 22.
Dominic Richardson
mutilated one
Xavier Torres
But the question is: did mutts got sucked after the snip?
Jordan Hill
>thathappened
pure cringe
American girls love REAL penises that have been improved through human modifcation you fucking normie
Jeremiah Hall
We didn't start circumcision here because of jews. We started because 19th century reformers who thought that if you were circumcised and ate lots of fiber you wouldn't turn into some kind of raging drunk masturbating anarchist.
Jordan Mitchell
do you ever think about the fact that at some point one or both of your parents made the conscious decision to cut a bit of your dick off?
>>be me out in a northern uni town last night >>meet girl from Minnesota who is studying here >>We end up going back to my house to have a shag >>She sees my penis and recoils. She has never seen an intact penis before. This is the only part of your story that wasn't made up.
